[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
If you ever lose your bike, it’s most likely not in the basement of the Alamo.
That should save you some valuable search time.[/quote]
Phil Collins could have told you that. [/quote]
For a guy who “hates” Phil Collins you sure know a lot about him.[/quote]
there’s a thin line between love and hate…[/quote]
Nah! There’s a solid wall of granite a mile thick, 2 miles high, with a lead core inside it.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
When your woman gives you two suggestions, like “Do you want to go to an Italian restaurant or for sushi?” the answer she wants is the second one.[/quote]
i this is true, then you are a GENIUS
kinda related: girls like lots of little gifts more than one big one[/quote]
Depends what it is, and what the occasion is. What sort of “big one” are we talking about?[/quote]
birthdays, xmas, that sort of thing
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]rds63799 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
When your woman gives you two suggestions, like “Do you want to go to an Italian restaurant or for sushi?” the answer she wants is the second one.[/quote]
i this is true, then you are a GENIUS
kinda related: girls like lots of little gifts more than one big one[/quote]
Depends what it is, and what the occasion is. What sort of “big one” are we talking about?[/quote]
Emily, put your bull-shit detector away, he’s not talking about penises.[/quote]
Hey! I was simply thinking I would like one big cool thing rather than several small meh things. Plus I want a new treadmill really badly and it’s on my mind this morning. Not that anyone is giving me gifts of that size, but on the other hand it’s not more expensive than diamond-y things. Not that anyone’s giving me diamond-y things, either, though.
Still. My point remains. lol[/quote]
your boyfriend is clearly not as awesome as me. I’m talking lots of little awesome things instead of one big awesome thing.
Fastest way to drink water:
Masturbate with your left hand as a courtesy to others. No one wants to shake the hand you wank with.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Masturbate with your left hand as a courtesy to others. No one wants to shake the hand you wank with.[/quote]
This may be in my head with everyone I shake hands with. Women included.
[quote]demonthrall wrote:
Fastest way to drink water:
What the hell? Haha
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Never buy/use lip balm again:
A small coat of honey is better, healthier, cheaper, ecology-friendlier.[/quote]
And that’s how you get ants!
[quote]on edge wrote:
Masturbate with your left hand as a courtesy to others. No one wants to shake the hand you wank with.[/quote]
lol
Not really a tip/trick but I recently found out that the noise you get from snapping your fingers is actually the noise of your middle finger hItting your hand. My mind was blown.
Everyone else I’ve told seemed to already know this so there you go T-Nation, you have it
[quote]lemony2j wrote:
Not really a tip/trick but I recently found out that the noise you get from snapping your fingers is actually the noise of your middle finger hItting your hand. My mind was blown.
Everyone else I’ve told seemed to already know this so there you go T-Nation, you have it[/quote]
Where did you think the noise came from?
[quote]Mutu wrote:
[quote]lemony2j wrote:
Not really a tip/trick but I recently found out that the noise you get from snapping your fingers is actually the noise of your middle finger hItting your hand. My mind was blown.
Everyone else I’ve told seemed to already know this so there you go T-Nation, you have it[/quote]
Where did you think the noise came from?[/quote]
The friction of your thumb and middle finger I suppose I saw it similar to the noise and action of lighting a match. Don’t tell me I’m the only one, there must be others?!?
[quote]lemony2j wrote:
[quote]Mutu wrote:
[quote]lemony2j wrote:
Not really a tip/trick but I recently found out that the noise you get from snapping your fingers is actually the noise of your middle finger hItting your hand. My mind was blown.
Everyone else I’ve told seemed to already know this so there you go T-Nation, you have it[/quote]
Where did you think the noise came from?[/quote]
The friction of your thumb and middle finger I suppose I saw it similar to the noise and action of lighting a match. Don’t tell me I’m the only one, there must be others?!?[/quote]
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
Tip: Don’t read this tip or you will die some day.