Great thread so far…
So what qualities should we look for when looking for a wife, and what qualities are nice to have, but not must haves???
Also, what qualities are red flags, something to totally avoid?
Been on my mind a lot lately…
Your wife should definitely have a vagina. This is a very nice quality to have in a wife. If your wife does not have a vagina, this most certainly is a red flag and cause for alarm. If your wife does not have a vagina, you should totally avoid her.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
kl0wn wrote:
“Living well is the best revenge.”
Excellent way to avoid prison, lawsuits and herpes.
Unless the other guy is living better, in which case killing his children is probably a good idea.[/quote]
The best revenge is…REVENGE.
If somebody fucked my gf I wouldn’t try and live better, I would fuck him up (or at try to lol)
Shit happens when you party naked.
Never mess with another man’s woman, his family or his property, that shit’ll get you killed.
If she cheated on someone to be with you, she’ll cheat on you to be with someone else.
Bro’s before hoe’s (classic)
Never under estimate the power of a pregnant yak.
Respect is earned not given.
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
kl0wn wrote:
“Living well is the best revenge.”
Excellent way to avoid prison, lawsuits and herpes.
Unless the other guy is living better, in which case killing his children is probably a good idea.
The best revenge is…REVENGE.
If somebody fucked my gf I wouldn’t try and live better, I would fuck him up (or at try to lol)
Shit happens when you party naked.
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Which is why you’ll end up with a prison sentence/pending lawsuit/herpes.
[quote]zoso764 wrote:
No means yes and yes means anal.[/quote]
sick fuck. asses are for pooping
A service business is better to own than a retail business - retail business means more overhead. You get profitable more quickly with a service business - in fact you can be profitable your first month.
Injuries usually don’t seem to hurt as bad as you would imagine beforehand.
Its very easy to drop bad things from your life - bad people, bad habits. Just stop , pause, and in that pause you just will from your heart to drop it.
Don’t always go looking for something better - sometimes when its good, just let it be good enough.
Sometimes it surprises you how turned on you will be by girls who are not the best looking - and how much of a dissappointment the really good looking girls are. Sometimes the best looking girls are the worst in the sack.
Cruises are great vacations
Oh… and be careful taking advice from faceless posts online. I was reading on this one steroid board the other week - the schmuck actually had a slightly abnormal EKG and he was asking the board members whether he should be worried about it. I mean… seriously… what a dumbass… does he really think the majority of the members of a steroid board can read an EKG. The guy should be a nominee for a Darwin award.
A lot of people will tell you to follow your dreams. While that sounds pretty it’s simply unrealistic.
I’ve been browsing monster.com since 2004 and have yet to see any openings for professional alcoholic.
lets bum this lol i wanna hear some more advice from other members
i meant bump
Okaaaay, since my mental illness thread isn’t successfull, I’ll invest in this one. Advice? Here’s some advice:
Taking a shot of Gin before work eases your mind
Stress is inevitable.
Some people were genetically predisposed to be more prosperous in life. Find your nitch.
Vascularity is sexy in my opinion, (not really advice.)
The cream is ALWAYS on top of the cupcake, (think about it)
Old people are wise but have outdated information. NOt to say that their information is useless but times are changing as is information
If you look like you are 12 years old, but are over 18, you will get “you’ll be thankful later” alot. (personal experience.)
Look in the mirror more often.
[quote]ProRaven wrote:
I would agree with the advice about finding a woman who can cook, clean, etc.
I still have the best sex with my wife, but she is a clusterfuck when it comes to running the house. She is a stay at home wife, and yet can’t keep the house clean, cook decent meals, or even get the kids to school without my help. She is a disaster with that stuff.
At this stage in my life, I would happily trade her incompetent ass in for a woman who was organized and had her shit together.
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Try going 5 years without great sex and you won’t be saying the same thing…
[quote]Artem wrote:
Wear sunscreen.
As fruity as the presentation of this information may be, it is some amazing advice. If you could live life and accomplish even half of the suggestions, you would be remembered for a very long time. Go for it.
And as the video says, use your body as much as possible, it’s the best thing you’ll ever own.
If you die with any working parts you weren’t trying hard enough
bump
My dad once told me that relationships with women is like a game of football, but the only difference is when you give up the ball on offense you never get the ball back. You are stuck playing defense for the rest of your relationship. I have lived by this my whole life.
[quote]anonym wrote:
MaximusB wrote:
ProRaven wrote:
I would agree with the advice about finding a woman who can cook, clean, etc.
I still have the best sex with my wife, but she is a clusterfuck when it comes to running the house. She is a stay at home wife, and yet can’t keep the house clean, cook decent meals, or even get the kids to school without my help. She is a disaster with that stuff.
At this stage in my life, I would happily trade her incompetent ass in for a woman who was organized and had her shit together.
I hope for your sake she hasn’t mastered the art of reading, especially this post.
I think he will be OK. Who keeps a computer in the kitchen, anyhow?[/quote]
Haha out computer is on the kitchen bar!
I would tell you that we are all time travlers moving through time at the speed of a second, one moment at a time.
Learn how to extract the joy out of every second and enjoy the moment. Setting goals are very important but the time it takes to reach those goals is often where life greatest lessons are learned.
Something worth noting is that the Greek word we get the word moment from is atomos. Atomic is also a word derived from this word atomos as well.
Here is a quote from the book Chasing Daylight by Erwin McManus.
“The image of an atom reminds us of how easily we could miss a moment or even underestimate it. An atom symbolizes the smallest unit of an element. It was considered the irreducible unit. The idea was that you couldnâ??t get any smaller that this, which is why it is so easy to miss your moment. Like atoms, they come is endless numbers and of insignificant stature. Theyâ??re just easy to overlook and ignore. At the same time we have the image of the atomic hidden in the moment. Within the atomic, there is nuclear capacity derived from the rapid release of energy in the fission of heavily atomic nuclei. There is a disproportionate power in relationship to size. Fission is the act or process of splitting into parts. When you seize your moments, you instigate an atomic reaction”.
“Each day is a journey and the journey is itself home”. Matsuo Basho
my dad told me this
so theres a cat in a train yard and hes lookin for food. he sees a mouse and he goes after it. hes chasing it. he has it… something bites off part of his tail so he looks back. BAMM! his head is gone.
the moral of the story is dont lose your head over a peice of tail