Last Night's Text Messages

(850): it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

I dont get the site, how do the text on there? Are people just posting them? Or is it tied to there phone? So confused

[quote]optheta wrote:
I dont get the site, how do the text on there? Are people just posting them? Or is it tied to there phone? So confused[/quote]

LOL, fail.

(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

(989): Just had to reach into my sister’s bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn’t hear it. I am the world’s greatest brother.

(507): I want your puppy
(507): I meant pussy
(612): I would rather you take my puppy

I’m using this one tonight
(816): About to do something stupid. You’ll be my call. Bring bail money.

Last one:
(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF??? That’s how you tell me???
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.

(586): is your mom at the bar?

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
B rocK wrote:
Bunch of MASSholes:

(508): I’m so horny!
(781): I’m so hungry
(508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
(781): For your pussy…

big up to the 508 … one love

781 son, booyakah![/quote]

Never woulda guessed …

[quote]Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that …

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm

Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …

Only a week this time? Last time it was 10 days! Getting old over there Polo? Can’t keep up like you used to?[/quote]

Well all the bitchin’ and complainin’ last time, I figured I’d take it easy on ya … I mean if you keep this up I’ll make it a month…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
B rocK wrote:
Bunch of MASSholes:

(508): I’m so horny!
(781): I’m so hungry
(508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
(781): For your pussy…

big up to the 508 … one love

781 son, booyakah!

Never woulda guessed …[/quote]

Even worse… a 508/781 combo!! LOL.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
(801): Yes, it’s true. 4 fingers. [/quote]

More LOL.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
B rocK wrote:
Bunch of MASSholes:

(508): I’m so horny!
(781): I’m so hungry
(508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
(781): For your pussy…

big up to the 508 … one love

781 son, booyakah!

Never woulda guessed …

Even worse… a 508/781 combo!! LOL.
[/quote]

Yea, I noticed that and was HOPING no one else did … thanks for being THAT person tootles

(703): i really like this girl i slept with last night
(202): you ask her out again?
(703): yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that …

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm

Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …

Only a week this time? Last time it was 10 days! Getting old over there Polo? Can’t keep up like you used to?

Well all the bitchin’ and complainin’ last time, I figured I’d take it easy on ya … I mean if you keep this up I’ll make it a month…[/quote]

If you don’t watch your mouth and start speaking to me like the lady I am, I’ll bring out my strap on and YOU’LL be the one not walking for a month!

(330): I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

(616): If she looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get her wet.

…i dont even know where the 508 is. i know 617, 781, and 978 and 710

[quote]Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that …

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm

Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …

Only a week this time? Last time it was 10 days! Getting old over there Polo? Can’t keep up like you used to?

Well all the bitchin’ and complainin’ last time, I figured I’d take it easy on ya … I mean if you keep this up I’ll make it a month…

If you don’t watch your mouth and start speaking to me like the lady I am, I’ll bring out my strap on and YOU’LL be the one not walking for a month![/quote]

So, what you’re saying is I should start speaking to you like a whore? Fair enough…