[quote]polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LOLZ
That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!
Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.
We don’t need to get married for that … [/quote]
Fuck you, Polo!
This was a good one:
(214): I want to touch your soul through your body…with my penis…
(1-214): Mike i’m at church right now…
(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
(1-361): These are the tickets we got last night.
(361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
(1-361): Yes…yes you did.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this [/quote]
(972): so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
(214): so how much did i say i owed you?
(972): $5 and a new fuck buddy.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LOLZ
That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!
Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.
We don’t need to get married for that … [/quote]
I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm
[quote]Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LOLZ
That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!
Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.
We don’t need to get married for that …
I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm[/quote]
Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …
[quote]polo77j wrote: Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LOLZ
That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!
Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.
We don’t need to get married for that …
I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm
Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …[/quote]
Only a week this time? Last time it was 10 days! Getting old over there Polo? Can’t keep up like you used to?
I never have sent a text before…but I do get them from my wife occasionally. Hers seem to be lacking in quality compared to these. I never get a good story line and only questions:
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
I never have sent a text before…but I do get them from my wife occasionally. Hers seem to be lacking in quality compared to these. I never get a good story line and only questions:
(314): Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
(573): I cant tell if your joking or not, but I’m picking her up
(314): Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?