Last Night's Text Messages

[quote]polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that … [/quote]

Fuck you, Polo!

This was a good one:

(214): I want to touch your soul through your body…with my penis…
(1-214): Mike i’m at church right now…

(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people’s kids “fuck trophies”

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

Gold

(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
(1-361): These are the tickets we got last night.
(361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
(1-361): Yes…yes you did.

Love this!

V

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this [/quote]

roflcopter

(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

(972): so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
(214): so how much did i say i owed you?
(972): $5 and a new fuck buddy.

(310): This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder

Bunch of MASSholes:

(508): I’m so horny!
(781): I’m so hungry
(508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
(781): For your pussy…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that … [/quote]

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm

[quote]B rocK wrote:
Bunch of MASSholes:

(508): I’m so horny!
(781): I’m so hungry
(508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
(781): For your pussy…
[/quote]

big up to the 508 … one love

[quote]Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that …

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm[/quote]

Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
B rocK wrote:
(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that …

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm

Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …[/quote]

Only a week this time? Last time it was 10 days! Getting old over there Polo? Can’t keep up like you used to?

Glad you guys enjoy it. I got some good ones I think I’m going to add.

this is good!

I never have sent a text before…but I do get them from my wife occasionally. Hers seem to be lacking in quality compared to these. I never get a good story line and only questions:

whr u?

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
I never have sent a text before…but I do get them from my wife occasionally. Hers seem to be lacking in quality compared to these. I never get a good story line and only questions:

whr u?[/quote]

Never sent a text before?
What are you? 90?

[quote]polo77j wrote:
B rocK wrote:
Bunch of MASSholes:

(508): I’m so horny!
(781): I’m so hungry
(508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
(781): For your pussy…

big up to the 508 … one love[/quote]

781 son, booyakah!

(314): Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
(573): I cant tell if your joking or not, but I’m picking her up
(314): Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

(801): Yes, it’s true. 4 fingers.