Last Night's Text Messages

(781): Hey I don’t know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you

(781): I don’t think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

(781): Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.

(781): Is there a reason “Call me when you’re legal” is written on my arm? I’m 22…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
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(405): Dude, I’m in her bathroom and there’s crab shampoo… is it worth the risk?
(918): You’re missing what this discovery implies… she’s got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

LOLZ

That’s in Oklahoma, probably at OU. Win!

Polo, let’s get married so I can domestically abuse you.

We don’t need to get married for that …

I’m glad you said that Polo…cuz you can’t marry her while you and I are still married. Can we go on a second honeymoon soon? That was good times… mmmmmmmmmm

Only if you’re ok with not walking for a week again …

Only a week this time? Last time it was 10 days! Getting old over there Polo? Can’t keep up like you used to?

Well all the bitchin’ and complainin’ last time, I figured I’d take it easy on ya … I mean if you keep this up I’ll make it a month…

If you don’t watch your mouth and start speaking to me like the lady I am, I’ll bring out my strap on and YOU’LL be the one not walking for a month!

So, what you’re saying is I should start speaking to you like a whore? Fair enough…[/quote]

You know I like it when you talk dirty to me.

how come girls like being called “dirty whores” and “filthy sluts” in bed?

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this [/quote]

BAHAHAHAAHAH!

epic win

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
…i dont even know where the 508 is. i know 617, 781, and 978 and 710[/quote]

Back in the day, Mass used to only have 617 and 508. Shit, I’m showing my age.