Last House on The Left

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:

Nice shell necklace.

shell necklace, gelled hair, underarmor thong underware.

whatever gets me out with a hotter girl than you, i’m game

Dude, how many times do i have to say this. We get it. your in the army. fuck.

Bunch of haters in these parts.

jumps on HolyMac’s nuts.

Any room on the nuts for me? Shit, we may need some bigger balls up in here.[/quote]

No room for your big gorilla ass. Go find your own pair of nuts.

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[quote]Dedicated wrote:
The original had the corniest cheesiest soundtrack I’ve ever heard I believe. Just plain silly ass music that didn’t quite flow with the vibe of the movie.

D[/quote]

Did they speed up the rape scene and set it to Benny Hill music?

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[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:

Nice shell necklace.

shell necklace, gelled hair, underarmor thong underware.

whatever gets me out with a hotter girl than you, i’m game

Dude, how many times do i have to say this. We get it. your in the army. fuck.

Bunch of haters in these parts.

jumps on HolyMac’s nuts.

Any room on the nuts for me? Shit, we may need some bigger balls up in here.

No room for your big gorilla ass. Go find your own pair of nuts.
[/quote]

Nothing was said here. I’m going to pretend that this is an illusion and keep going on aobut my business.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
The original had the corniest cheesiest soundtrack I’ve ever heard I believe. Just plain silly ass music that didn’t quite flow with the vibe of the movie.

D

Did they speed up the rape scene and set it to Benny Hill music?
[/quote]

Hahaha, that is so fucking wrong, but so fucking funny. You win tonights star prize

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[quote]Nate112 wrote:

hahahah that’s a great answer. I’m just joking around, any thread i post in and see HM’s post in there i’ll chuck that comment in there too.
[/quote]

shit nate, you’re not supposed to ADMIT to it. dammit, i was holding off on calling you out on it to see how long it could go on.

sonofab

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Nate112 wrote:

hahahah that’s a great answer. I’m just joking around, any thread i post in and see HM’s post in there i’ll chuck that comment in there too.

shit nate, you’re not supposed to ADMIT to it. dammit, i was holding off on calling you out on it to see how long it could go on.

sonofab[/quote]

COME ON, I DIDN’T THINK YOU EVEN NOTICED YET. FUCK.

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yeah you’re right. i didn’t notice that you did it to EVERY FUCKING POST I MADE.

me? situational awareness? of course not. it’s not like i’m IN THE FUCKING ARMY.

dammit nate

lol

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[quote]Champ1989 wrote:
Not to ruin it for anyone but was the 10 minute rape scene really necessary? I mean come on that shit gave me ED for like 4 hours. I can understand like including it in the story line or whatever but damn they reeaaallllyyy drug that one out.[/quote]

I also think that rape scene was a bit much…especially cuz the girl was only supposed to be 17…I dont blame her parents one bit…I probably woulda tortured that last guy a bit more tho…he didnt die as painfully as he should have (dont wanna spoil the movie)…

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[quote]SSC wrote:
Professor X wrote:
SSC wrote:
Watch the real movie.

Then watch I Spit on Your Grave.

Then watch the Cannibal Holocaust.

Then watch the Guinea Pig movies.

Then watch August Underground’s Mortem.

Thank me later.

I bought the first one on dvd since I had never seen it. I was very unimpressed by what the 70’s had to offer in terms of “horror”. I do understand its place though so while I am not degrading the movie, few people today would actually “get it” like i am sure it was intended then.

I haven’t seen this one yet though.

Eh… don’t bother.

I appreciate the old movies, that’s for sure. While I get nothing in terms of “horror” out of the original TCM, Last House on the Left, (original) Hills Have Eyes, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc., you gotta know your roots.

The new one is, really, just another pseudo-‘We’re changing the horror genre, but not really’ Rob Zombie-camp type. Worth 2 dollars for a rental, maybe.[/quote]

I never understood the allure of the first Texas Chainsaw Massacare, I just remember watching it bored out of my mind. I prefer the Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th variety of horror movies.

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this turned gay real fast

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In all honesty, I wasn’t disturbed too much by it. I was VERY aware that I was watching a movie.

Luckily it picked up after that. A nice twist and a GREAT grand finale! Very enjoyable IMO.

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This was much better written and acted out than the original. One of the faults of the first movie was that none of those people looked like the ages they were acting out…like Justin and his dad. At least the kids looked like kids here and they could act.

I don’t get the hate on this one unless people just didn’t know what the movie was about ahead of time.

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You think that actor got a boner when he was acting the rape scene? I mean bec she was bare assed and he was bare assed, so something had to be rubbing.