[quote]Professor X wrote:
derek wrote:
Is that you in the pic?
That’s Bauer. He’s one of those people who lifts heavy weights and stuff.[/quote]
Oh man, how embarrassing to have that picture blown up to full size, that pic was from 2001, I’ve got 30 pounds more muscle on me now.
I can’t believe how shitty this split training works…
[quote]kroby wrote:
Bauer, can we get some boobage in this thread, too? Sweet.[/quote]
No problem, every thread on here should have some boobage in it, I’m happy to oblige…
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
derek wrote:
Is that you in the pic?
That’s Bauer. He’s one of those people who lifts heavy weights and stuff.
Oh man, how embarrassing to have that picture blown up to full size, that pic was from 2001, I’ve got 30 pounds more muscle on me now.
I can’t believe how shitty this split training works…
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It’s a shame, isn’t it? Today I got a “Shit, you are huge!” from some guy in a restaurant. I guess I had better throw some full body training in before I get too unfunctional. I hear they have wheelchairs on sale at Walmart.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
It’s a shame, isn’t it? Today I got a “Shit, you are huge!” from some guy in a restaurant. I guess I had better throw some full body training in before I get too unfunctional. I hear they have wheelchairs on sale at Walmart.[/quote]
Really? The irony is killing me, I was just in a Japanese Hibachi grill restaurant today and had 2 of the cooks give me the “overblown lats” pose and a third even threw in a double biceps, all while frantically saying something in Japanese.
Wait, you can still use a wheelchair?? Dammit, I’m unfunctional to the point that I’m limited to the motorized carts with the joystick… this sucks.
Good thing I have a wife who can chew my food for me, you must be fucked in that department…
[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
Why do so many guys use the picture of another man as their avatars?
I get why people might cartoon characters, or something. But a lot of guys use as avatars the photos of various mixed martial artists, powerlifters, and bodybuilders.
What’s up with that?
Personally, it seems a little lame to use another man’s picture as one’s avatar. It’s kind of like saying: "I’m not my own man, so I’ll use the photo of someone else to ‘represent.’[/quote]
Why? Because mine’s freakin’ sweet!
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
It’s a shame, isn’t it? Today I got a “Shit, you are huge!” from some guy in a restaurant. I guess I had better throw some full body training in before I get too unfunctional. I hear they have wheelchairs on sale at Walmart.
Really? The irony is killing me, I was just in a Japanese Hibachi grill restaurant today and had 2 of the cooks give me the “overblown lats” pose and a third even threw in a double biceps, all while frantically saying something in Japanese.
Wait, you can still use a wheelchair?? Dammit, I’m unfunctional to the point that I’m limited to the motorized carts with the joystick… this sucks.
Good thing I have a wife who can chew my food for me, you must be fucked in that department…[/quote]
I’ve hired a food chewer…and an ass wiper.
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?
[quote]malonetd wrote:
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?[/quote]
Without taking away from Die Hard (part 2 and 3 sucked, though), I gotta say Indiana Jones wins.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?[/quote]
I’d say the original Star Wars trilogy beats both of those.
[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
Mine is a man. All man. A real man. Me. Accepting the ‘Best Male Lifter’ medal at a major meet out west. How many of those have you moron’s got laying around your mother’s house?[/quote]
I’ll see your douchebag and raise you a sandy vagina.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?
I’d say the original Star Wars trilogy beats both of those.[/quote]
That wasn’t one of the choices. How about Star Wars vs. The Naked Gun?
[quote]malonetd wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?
I’d say the original Star Wars trilogy beats both of those.
That wasn’t one of the choices. How about Star Wars vs. The Naked Gun?[/quote]
I’d still pick Star Wars.
Back to the Future vs. Beverly Hills Cop?
[quote]kroby wrote:
I like Butters. Any problem with that?
Bauer, can we get some boobage in this thread, too? Sweet.[/quote]
Anne Hathaway has potential and we haven’t had pics of her up yet. Look closely.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?
I’d say the original Star Wars trilogy beats both of those.[/quote]
True, but The Lord of the Rings beats Star Wars.
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
This thread sucks. Let’s debate something worthwhile. What’s the better trilogy: Indiana Jones or Die Hard?
I’d say the original Star Wars trilogy beats both of those.
True, but The Lord of the Rings beats Star Wars.[/quote]
I’m not sure about that. While Lord of the Rings was impressive, I was a little disappointed having read the novel beforehand. It just seems to be impossible to convert a book to a movie without something being lost.
Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Lord of the Rings… all good movies in my opinion, disappointing when compared to reading the books nevertheless.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
Mine is a man. All man. A real man. Me. Accepting the ‘Best Male Lifter’ medal at a major meet out west. How many of those have you moron’s got laying around your mother’s house?
If you’re gonna call people “moron’s”, shouldn’t you at least know that there is no apostrophe necessary?
And “Best Male Lifter”? Is that like “Best Actor”? I thought people won awards based on how much they lifted.
Did you win this award based on your trenchant observations and your ease with making friends?[/quote]
Good catch on the error! Thanks.
Oh. “Best Male Lifter”. Research that, jackass. Then get back to me. I know they probably don’t give awards like this in, say, rec-league badminton or in the local bar’s dart game. So, we understand your ignorance.
But, to be brief, it’s an award that is given, usually, the lifter who lifts the most relative to bodyweight. They usually base it on a (Sinclaire) formula.
In this particular instance - and in most since I am in the 105kg class (second heaviest), I happened to lift more weight than any male lifter in any class. How’d you do in your last athletic competition? Or do you just do spelling bees?
[quote]Kuz wrote:
!vic wrote:
I have an avatar, I’ve got a good one. I just can’t use it yet because I’m still awaiting completion of CaliforniaLaw’s approval process. It’s been months now, I guess its a never ending job minding everybody else’s business.
Oh, but he’s a “Gadfly” which is just an overly cute way of defining yourself as a troll.[/quote]
Care to share how you came to this conclusion?
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Good catch on the error! Thanks.
Oh. “Best Male Lifter”. Research that, jackass. Then get back to me. I know they probably don’t give awards like this in, say, rec-league badminton or in the local bar’s dart game. So, we understand your ignorance.
But, to be brief, it’s an award that is given, usually, the lifter who lifts the most relative to bodyweight. They usually base it on a (Sinclaire) formula.
In this particular instance - and in most since I am in the 105kg class (second heaviest), I happened to lift more weight than any male lifter in any class. How’d you do in your last athletic competition? Or do you just do spelling bees?[/quote]
And Mommy said I?m the most handsomest boy at my school too!
[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
harris447 wrote:
Hack Wilson wrote:
Mine is a man. All man. A real man. Me. Accepting the ‘Best Male Lifter’ medal at a major meet out west. How many of those have you moron’s got laying around your mother’s house?
If you’re gonna call people “moron’s”, shouldn’t you at least know that there is no apostrophe necessary?
And “Best Male Lifter”? Is that like “Best Actor”? I thought people won awards based on how much they lifted.
Did you win this award based on your trenchant observations and your ease with making friends?
Good catch on the error! Thanks.
Oh. “Best Male Lifter”. Research that, jackass. Then get back to me. I know they probably don’t give awards like this in, say, rec-league badminton or in the local bar’s dart game. So, we understand your ignorance.
But, to be brief, it’s an award that is given, usually, the lifter who lifts the most relative to bodyweight. They usually base it on a (Sinclaire) formula.
In this particular instance - and in most since I am in the 105kg class (second heaviest), I happened to lift more weight than any male lifter in any class. How’d you do in your last athletic competition? Or do you just do spelling bees?[/quote]
Did you win Miss Congeniality, too, you big woman’s blouse?