[quote]Go-Rilla wrote:
Got in the habit before I found out that I couldn’t be functional that way.
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FACT: One cannot use split routines and be a functional athlete concurrently.
I read that in M&F.
[quote]derek wrote:
Go-Rilla wrote:
Got in the habit before I found out that I couldn’t be functional that way.
FACT: One cannot use split routines and be a functional athlete concurrently.
I read that in M&F.
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Actually, functionality is impossible, except in rare cases, once one begins lifting heavy weights for the purpose of increasing the size of their muscles. Over the years I’ve almost become completely non-functional, almost like an ex college football player in a business meeting (see example) ,but have learned to live with it.
I’ve seen terrible examples of this in the gym. Huge guys using walkers to get from one workout station to the next.
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
BFBullpup wrote:
I have a man because I’m gay. Happy now, CaliforniaLaw? 
We’re talking about avatars.[/quote]
We are?
…
Well, that was embarrassing. 
We’re talking about functional avatars.
[quote]Go-Rilla wrote:
Actually, functionality is impossible, except in rare cases, once one begins lifting heavy weights for the purpose of increasing the size of their muscles. Over the years I’ve almost become completely non-functional, almost like an ex college football player in a business meeting (see example) ,but have learned to live with it.
I’ve seen terrible examples of this in the gym. Huge guys using walkers to get from one workout station to the next.
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Is that you in the pic?
Nice Photoshop work. It looks like your big and muscular (probably from doing a split routine) AND walking while actually carrying your gear.
That’s impossible!
Banana split? (Lame, but irresistible.)
BTW, that may be William H. Macy in my avatar; hard to tell.
[quote]TShaw wrote:
Go-Rilla wrote:
Here I am on my last bulk cycle…
michael2507 wrote:
Was it a split routine or TBT?
Go-Rilla wrote:
Split
Banana split? (Lame, but irresistible.)
BTW, that may be William H. Macy in my avatar; hard to tell.[/quote]
Are those crossing rackets on your shirt?
[quote]derek wrote:
Is that you in the pic?
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That’s Bauer. He’s one of those people who lifts heavy weights and stuff.
[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:
Mine is a man. All man. A real man. Me. Accepting the ‘Best Male Lifter’ medal at a major meet out west. How many of those have you moron’s got laying around your mother’s house?[/quote]
Douchebag.
[quote]derek wrote:
Go-Rilla wrote:
Actually, functionality is impossible, except in rare cases, once one begins lifting heavy weights for the purpose of increasing the size of their muscles. Over the years I’ve almost become completely non-functional, almost like an ex college football player in a business meeting (see example) ,but have learned to live with it.
I’ve seen terrible examples of this in the gym. Huge guys using walkers to get from one workout station to the next.
Is that you in the pic?
Nice Photoshop work. It looks like your big and muscular (probably from doing a split routine) AND walking while actually carrying your gear.
That’s impossible![/quote]
The picture of the ex football player is not me but was used for the purposes of explaining that muscles, once they become big and non-functional,are about as useless as said football player in a business meeting. Meaning, not very. The aformentioned ex football player had called the Go-Rilla a moron in an earlier post due to my split training during my last bulk cycle (see pictures posted above).
That’s me in my avatar. Yeah, I’m all flower power.
[quote]derek wrote:
Is that you in the pic?[/quote]
No thats some douche.
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TShaw wrote:
BTW, that may be William H. Macy in my avatar; hard to tell.
PGA wrote:
Are those crossing rackets on your shirt?[/quote]
How the hell…? Oh, right. Yes, crossed rackets. That’s a UA team shirt from the Varsity Tennis team coached by jester9, at the school once attended by beebuddy.
I, personally, am to tennis what Da Vinci was to rollerskating.
California Law, do you have some sand in your vagina.
[quote]Go-Rilla wrote:
The picture of the ex football player is not me but was used for the purposes of explaining that muscles, once they become big and non-functional,are about as useless as said football player in a business meeting. Meaning, not very. The aformentioned ex football player had called the Go-Rilla a moron in an earlier post due to my split training during my last bulk cycle (see pictures posted above).
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Yeah, those O & D Linemen I’ve seen in that gay NFL show on Sunday’s in the fall sure are unathletic.
I bet you anything that they couldn’t even complete a marathon! Big and slow, big and slow!
I like Butters. Any problem with that?
Bauer, can we get some boobage in this thread, too? Sweet.
[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
Why do so many guys use the picture of another man as their avatars?
I get why people might cartoon characters, or something.[/quote]
Umm, might what cartoon characters?
[quote]But a lot of guys use as avatars the photos of various mixed martial artists, powerlifters, and bodybuilders.
What’s up with that?
Personally, it seems a little lame to use another man’s picture as one’s avatar. It’s kind of like saying: "I’m not my own man, so I’ll use the photo of someone else to ‘represent.’[/quote]
Shit, you got me.
I’ve tried so hard to be as spastically insane as The Cruiser; I’ve eaten pounds of paint chips, I’ve punched my Oprah Winfrey Rock-Em-Sock-Em doll for hours on end, but I always seem to fall short so I have to be satisfied with this glorious photo, representing a perfection I can never attain…
[quote]!vic wrote:
I have an avatar, I’ve got a good one. I just can’t use it yet because I’m still awaiting completion of CaliforniaLaw’s approval process. It’s been months now, I guess its a never ending job minding everybody else’s business. [/quote]
Oh, but he’s a “Gadfly” which is just an overly cute way of defining yourself as a troll.
yes i thought it was pretty obvious that im the president of winston-salem tobacco co. and the sole reason of me being here is to get every member of T-Nation to start smoking our deliciously cool products.
50 eggs.
nuff said.