[quote]roybot wrote:
I can’t wait for next month’s celebrity workout: Secret Stairway to a Superstar Six-pack featuring DJ Qualls…
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LOL! Roybot, my friend, you are on a roll today! 
[quote]roybot wrote:
I can’t wait for next month’s celebrity workout: Secret Stairway to a Superstar Six-pack featuring DJ Qualls…
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Shh, don’t give them any ideas!
So is DJ short for Dennis James, or is he a record spinner?
If he does go near turntables, he shoud be carefull. Getting caught between the record and table would eviscerate him. And cause the record to skip.
He should be wary of slinkies too. If he got a limb caught up in one it would be disasterous.
[quote]roybot wrote:
I can’t wait for next month’s celebrity workout: Secret Stairway to a Superstar Six-pack featuring DJ Qualls…
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hahaha
I BOINKED HER!
DJ Qualls was on Leno once, and Jay asked if him asked him if he had always been so skinny, DJ said no, he used to be quite a bit heavier, about 75 lbs heavier.
Jay asked how he lost all that weight…
DJ replied that he had cancer, Lymphoma I think, and that for some reason after the treatment was done, he was never able to gain any weight back.
One of the most awkward moments I have ever seen on television.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
DJ Qualls was on Leno once, and Jay asked if him asked him if he had always been so skinny, DJ said no, he used to be quite a bit heavier, about 75 lbs heavier.
Jay asked how he lost all that weight…
DJ replied that he had cancer, Lymphoma I think, and that for some reason after the treatment was done, he was never able to gain any weight back.
One of the most awkward moments I have ever seen on television.[/quote]
wow.
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
DJ Qualls was on Leno once, and Jay asked if him asked him if he had always been so skinny, DJ said no, he used to be quite a bit heavier, about 75 lbs heavier.
Jay asked how he lost all that weight…
DJ replied that he had cancer, Lymphoma I think, and that for some reason after the treatment was done, he was never able to gain any weight back.
One of the most awkward moments I have ever seen on television.
wow.
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Yeah, I guess I’m going to have to lighten up on that guy a little bit.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
DJ Qualls was on Leno once, and Jay asked if him asked him if he had always been so skinny, DJ said no, he used to be quite a bit heavier, about 75 lbs heavier.
Jay asked how he lost all that weight…
DJ replied that he had cancer, Lymphoma I think, and that for some reason after the treatment was done, he was never able to gain any weight back.
One of the most awkward moments I have ever seen on television.
wow.
Yeah, I guess I’m going to have to lighten up on that guy a little bit.[/quote]
Rofl
[quote]RebornTN wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
DJ Qualls was on Leno once, and Jay asked if him asked him if he had always been so skinny, DJ said no, he used to be quite a bit heavier, about 75 lbs heavier.
Jay asked how he lost all that weight…
DJ replied that he had cancer, Lymphoma I think, and that for some reason after the treatment was done, he was never able to gain any weight back.
One of the most awkward moments I have ever seen on television.
wow.
Yeah, I guess I’m going to have to lighten up on that guy a little bit.
Rofl
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I’ve got a condo on the Lake of Fire. Roybot can crash in my living room until he gets his own place in Hell.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’ve got a condo on the Lake of Fire. Roybot can crash in my living room until he gets his own place in Hell.[/quote]
Oh, you mean the one I am renting out to you?
Don’t forget the deposit on that puppy 
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
DJ Qualls was on Leno once, and Jay asked if him asked him if he had always been so skinny, DJ said no, he used to be quite a bit heavier, about 75 lbs heavier.
Jay asked how he lost all that weight…
DJ replied that he had cancer, Lymphoma I think, and that for some reason after the treatment was done, he was never able to gain any weight back.
One of the most awkward moments I have ever seen on television.[/quote]
I had a feeling this would come up. I was in two minds about hitting ‘submit’ on that post, because I knew there was a possibility that it would be seen as being in poor taste, and that I was ripping on DJ Qualls after his health and appearance were ravaged by cancer.
Before I get lynched, let me just say that my point was more to do with the fact that bb.com won’t let anything get in the way of a hyperbole-packed article, rather than making Qualls the butt of the joke…
Roy, he’s skinny as hell, I doubt he would see himself as a somebody who others should strive to look like physique wise.
He had a sense of humor about it when Jay asked, he can probably see that there are bigger things in life after what he’s been through.
I was just telling the story, I see no reason why anybody should attack ya for your comment.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Roy, he’s skinny as hell, I doubt he would see himself as a somebody who others should strive to look like physique wise.
He had a sense of humor about it when Jay asked, he can probably see that there are bigger things in life after what he’s been through.
I was just telling the story, I see no reason why anybody should attack ya for your comment.[/quote]
I don’t think anyone was attacking him. It was the sort of comment I make in real life, because I’m the sort of person to open-mouth-insert-foot like it’s my job.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’ve got a condo on the Lake of Fire. Roybot can crash in my living room until he gets his own place in Hell.[/quote]
Shotty a cardboard box.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Roy, he’s skinny as hell, I doubt he would see himself as a somebody who others should strive to look like physique wise.[/quote]
Exactly. La Boeuf is pretty scrawny as well, but they still used him as the poster boy for some crappy routine.
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He had a sense of humor about it when Jay asked, he can probably see that there are bigger things in life after what he’s been through.
I was just telling the story, I see no reason why anybody should attack ya for your comment.[/quote]
Sure, but I can understand that somebody who has been affected by cancer might get angry if they took my post at face value and assumed I was making light of what Qualls has been through. I explained myself in case that happened.
[quote]roybot wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Roy, he’s skinny as hell, I doubt he would see himself as a somebody who others should strive to look like physique wise.
Exactly. La Boeuf is pretty scrawny as well, but they still used him as the poster boy for some crappy routine.
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Man, Im gonna get HYOOOOGE off that routine. Check how jacked La Buff is bro.
you know shia is just a boy still and a decent actor and does have a good career ahead of him. i say give him 5 yrs.
[quote]bartonmlee wrote:
you know shia is just a boy still and a decent actor and does have a good career ahead of him. i say give him 5 yrs.[/quote]
He might want to back off on the booze a bit and the drunk driving though. Another possibility is that in 5 years he’s in rehab.
He was an idiot for drunk driving, but Im pretty sure he was found not at fault for the accident.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I don’t think anyone was attacking him. It was the sort of comment I make in real life, because I’m the sort of person to open-mouth-insert-foot like it’s my job.[/quote]
I might have to tighten up on the quality control of my posts from here on in. What with this and my comments about Michael Jackson on the Why Are Chimps So Strong? thread, my contributions seem to be getting dangerously near the knuckle.
I like my humor like I like my coffee: black and unsweetened. Not to everyone’s liking.