Knowledge Generation Bureau

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Anyone else indulge a bit into their curiosity and send a question KGB’s way? I decided to give it a try last night, and it was pretty horrendible. My conversation with them went like this:

Dr. FruitPie: What rifles were used by the snipers (not the spotters) in which teams in Top Sniper II?

Knowledge Generation Bureau: It is the M1 Garand Rifle. --kgb_let us help with tips & cheats on your fave games!

DFP: No, “it” isn’t.

KGB: We believe the rifle could be the M110 SASS rifle! kgb_team

I wasn’t expecting anything incredible, but I did expect something more than a slightly improved SmarterChild. Anyone else somewhat disappointed in this thing you didn’t even really have any big expectations for in the first place?

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come again

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Their commercials are on TV fairly often.

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Can you ask them questions that are useful? Like: “What should i say to this cop that just pulled me over for speeding while smoking a fatty?”

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[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Can you ask them questions that are useful? Like: “What should i say to this cop that just pulled me over for speeding while smoking a fatty?”[/quote]

Now I’m curious and I have to try. You owe me $.99.

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[quote]Dr. FruitPie wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Can you ask them questions that are useful? Like: “What should i say to this cop that just pulled me over for speeding while smoking a fatty?”

Now I’m curious and I have to try. You owe me $.99.[/quote]

Ur a doctor…u can spare it :slight_smile:

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[quote]Dr. FruitPie wrote:

Their commercials are on TV fairly often.[/quote]

Not everybody has the same TV commercials you do. :^P

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How do you use it? Do you have to get a subscription? If I send a text first, will they automatically start charging me like a fee every month if I don’t cancel?

I’m down to have some random ass questions answered if it’s just 99 cents with no strings attached.

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[quote]That One Guy wrote:
How do you use it? Do you have to get a subscription? If I send a text first, will they automatically start charging me like a fee every month if I don’t cancel?

I’m down to have some random ass questions answered if it’s just 99 cents with no strings attached.[/quote]

Well, I haven’t been butt raped with extra charges. Yet, anyways. They made no mention of monthly fees and I’ve only gotten as many answers back as questions I’ve sent them, so I would imagine it’s on the up ‘n’ up.

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They make this free answer service called google.

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[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
They make this free answer service called google.[/quote]

i dunno why i laughed at this for like 5 min.

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[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Rhino Jockey wrote:
They make this free answer service called google.

i dunno why i laughed at this for like 5 min.[/quote]

But what about the questions Google can’t answer!?! Gasp!

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[quote]That One Guy wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Rhino Jockey wrote:
They make this free answer service called google.

i dunno why i laughed at this for like 5 min.

But what about the questions Google can’t answer!?! Gasp![/quote]

Such questions are not worth asking.

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[quote]ctschneider wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Rhino Jockey wrote:
They make this free answer service called google.

i dunno why i laughed at this for like 5 min.

But what about the questions Google can’t answer!?! Gasp!

Such questions are not worth asking.[/quote]

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Isn’t the name “knowledge generation bureau” a little misleading? I don’t feel like they’re actually generating knowledge, just retrieving it.
oh well KRB doesn’t sound as cool I guess…

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[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Isn’t the name “knowledge generation bureau” a little misleading? I don’t feel like they’re actually generating knowledge, just retrieving it.
oh well KRB doesn’t sound as cool I guess…[/quote]

Yeah, I thought this was going to be about some weird 1984 stuff.

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I asked a question they couldn’t answer.

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[quote]That One Guy wrote:
I asked a question they couldn’t answer. [/quote]

What was it??

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Could an african swallow carry a coconut?

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I asked them what’s better, waffles or pancakes?

Lol, naw even though I should’ve. I asked who first discovered superbounces in the halo series. I’ve always wondered, and neither google, yahoo answers, nor the kgb knows.