Kick ass.
What’s a bodybuilder doing posting on this forum?
Oh no you didn’t!
I thought he was in the NBA…
I like this.
He’s just training to be a better basketball player. Bodybuilders can play b-ball, right J. Kidd?
Sully’s really a bodybuilder at heart.
I’d be a pretty shitty bodybuilder, unless the criteria was hams, back and forearms.
I’d be an even worse B-ball player.
This one’s perfect for you, Sully (FYI, I’m Irish, too, so I can get away with this).
What Being Irish Means.
-You will never play professional basketball.
-You swear very well.
-At least one of your cousins holds political office.
-You think you sing very well.
-You have no idea how to make a long story short.
-You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.
-There isn’t a huge difference between losing your temper and killing
someone.
-Much of your food was boiled.
-You have never hit your head on the ceiling.
-You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.
-You’re strangely poetic after a few beers.
-You’re, therefore, poetic a lot.
-You will be punched for no good reason…a lot.
-Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations.
-Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her.
-Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary…and one is Mary
Catherine Elizabeth.
-Someone in your family is incredibly cheap…it is more than likely
you.
-You don’t know the words, but that doesn’t stop you from singing.
-You can’t wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start
talking.
-“Irish Stew” is the euphemism for “boiled leftovers from the fridge.”
-You’re not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in
talent, you make up for in frequency.
-There wasn’t a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg
party.
-You are, or know someone, named “Murph.”
-If you don’t know Murph, then you know Mac, if you don’t know Murph or
Mac, then you know Sully, and you’ll probably also know Sully McMurphy.
-You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
-Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local
emergency room.
-And last but not least… Being Irish means… your attention span is
so short that—oh, forget it!
Sully - I may make it down to watch you guys on Friday, but that depends on how work goes.
Great stuff, Eric.
Chris “Big Mac” McClinch
Jared-Just do it dude! I am bringing good beer too!!
Eric-Only about 3/4 of those things applied to me, lol
that was hilarious.
Well, only a 1/4 of that list applies to me, since I’m 1/4 Irish. :-))