Just Started Working Out 2 Weeks Ago

[quote]Himora22 wrote:
AlterEgo721 wrote:

U did mean the 16 yr old BOY who lives next door,didnt u?

No he meant the nest door that is 16yrs old! psssshh Those doors last long, very sturdy, and come with peep holes if ya like! =)

LoL, my fault I meant girl next door[/quote]

we know =)

pretty muscular for two weeks, I almost don’t believe you. to bad you got the ghey:(

what kind of workout did you do to make such progress in a mere two weeks

[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
what kind of workout did you do to make such progress in a mere two weeks[/quote]

Must have been Don Raspberry’s “Battle muscles for clown pussies” program.

I hear that shit gets you jacked. It even includes bicep curls so you don’t get a fat-looking gut. yeah!

-chris

[quote]Avocado wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
what kind of workout did you do to make such progress in a mere two weeks

Must have been Don Raspberry’s “Battle muscles for clown pussies” program.

I hear that shit gets you jacked. It even includes bicep curls so you don’t get a fat-looking gut. yeah!

-chris[/quote]

Posts like these kill me, rofl.

[quote]Avocado wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
what kind of workout did you do to make such progress in a mere two weeks

Must have been Don Raspberry’s “Battle muscles for clown pussies” program.

I hear that shit gets you jacked. It even includes bicep curls so you don’t get a fat-looking gut. yeah!

-chris[/quote]

Posts like these are why I only read RMP threads with a score under 3. Well played sir.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Avocado wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
what kind of workout did you do to make such progress in a mere two weeks

Must have been Don Raspberry’s “Battle muscles for clown pussies” program.

I hear that shit gets you jacked. It even includes bicep curls so you don’t get a fat-looking gut. yeah!

-chris

Posts like these are why I only read RMP threads with a score under 3. Well played sir.
[/quote]

Same here, I scan this section looking for the thread with the lowest rating.


Oh, and Hitmanhart this is for you.

[quote]GetSwole wrote:
Yes, and a thread in the steroid forum.

What took me so long?
Had to jack off to his self proclaimed hawt bawd.[/quote]

LOL!!

What the hell, I’ll toss him a bone.

You have a good base to start body building… I dont think you have the body of an anorexic 12 year old as stated above. You definitely do not need to be posting pics to get rated yet, and that probably wont come for a few YEARS, but stick with it and it will come.

Again, this is a lifestyle, not a weekstyle or a monthstyle… You are going to have to bust ass in the gym, in the kitchen, and everywhere else for several years before the question “Do you work out?” becomes “How long have you been working out?”

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Avocado wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
what kind of workout did you do to make such progress in a mere two weeks

Must have been Don Raspberry’s “Battle muscles for clown pussies” program.

I hear that shit gets you jacked. It even includes bicep curls so you don’t get a fat-looking gut. yeah!

-chris

Posts like these are why I only read RMP threads with a score under 3. Well played sir.
[/quote]

Same here. I don’t give a fuck about the ones were people actually look like they may or may not have smelled a gym before. I want to go for the ones with some 16 year old kid with banana-cream-pie titties and some light abdominal definition in the overhead vanity mirror lighting. You know why? cause I caught the ghey from this thread. no just kidding. Because as much as we hate the trolls and fools I would have half the fun without them.

Isn’t that the best part of the internet> the part that removes peoples ability to feel stupid?

-chris

I hope your abs are showing when you weigh 125 pounds soaking wet lol…if they werent showing that would be pathetic…If i was you i would eat until i wanted to puke and train till i passed out

[quote]Hitmanhart wrote:
invictus1 wrote:
ur ghey in a major way.

time to go on a cutting phase.

get some HOT-ROX and start running.

I bet it must make you feel really good about yourself to put people down on the internet. Your awesome dude I wish i was you.[/quote]

What these guys are saying is that most of the people on this Forum would eat you for protein. You have a HUGE amount of work to do, so stop posting and lift some weights for atleast a year before hitting this part of the forum again and even then it probably wont be to greater response. Sorry but dems the breaks.

EDIT: I read over alittle more of this post and I think that you should tell your dad to rip off his balls and throw them in a river because we dont want the chance of someone like you occuring again. You are small, ugly and stupid, that is all.

THIS GUY IS GOING TO THE TOP.

voted 1 for lying about length of time working out. Also, voted 1 for the myspace picture. Voted 1 because you can’t read the rules for a RMP thread. Voted 1 because drivethroughero has a better physique in his neck than you do.

Get better pictures, train, eat, blah blah blah

Sup brah? You mad? You may look great, but at the cost of what? Say hi to The Duke.

Do you see why these posts fail here?

[quote]Hitmanhart wrote:
invictus1 wrote:
nope I’m just tired of people who have no physique coming on here asking for advice and posting shitty pics of themselves and expecting to be praised.

Read the articles on the site. Don’t just come here without scoping out the site first and expect to not get bashed with sarcastic comments.

I still think your ghey by the way.

There is one thing that makes guys talk shit and it is jealousy. That is the truth. I didn’t come on here to be praised but to be criticized.

Calling someone a homo out of jealousy is not criticizing its just rude.

And i am sorry for the bad quality pic but its all I have right now. In a couple months ill post a new one. [/quote]

What in the FUCK do we have to be jealous about? You and the 10 million other 140 lb and under kids, who do a few sets of 135 on the bench press, along with some 15 lb pink dumbbell curls? The only thing you got going for you are those stupid abs on that weak ass, holocaust-victim style body of yours, and I can get that in a month of clean eating and HIIT variations.

You know, when I was 150 lbs with my abs showing at 6 foot 4 inches, I thought I was the shit too. Then I found this site, a great idea tore down the roof of my house, and I figured out how to eat and lift correctly. Maybe you should do the same, and quit hanging around the Men’s Health forums.

And if you want to talk about my “jealousy” issues, I’m 215 lbs and hitting a goal to become 250 lbs at 8% body fat. I may not have my abs showing anymore, but at least people know I lift when I have a shirt on.

And by the way, I rated you a 1…For the effort of trying to impress us. Get a clue.