Excellent, I will look it up. I hear that eating tree bark, the burned parts of hotdogs and using pine pitch as mouthwash also help
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Blackroot puts hair on your chest.
My mother raised us on blackroot. It’s good for you.
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Filterless cigarettes with a dab of tabasco sauce on the tip.
Thats what all the women round these parts use to grow it!
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Perfect. Since I lack chest hair I am essentially a woman (yay for meaningless physical insecurity!), so I will buy a bunch of cartons off the rez and one of the gallon size Tabasco bottles.
That’ll put some hair on your chest.
Makes it fall right off your clam though!
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Hair loss on head = hair gain elsewhere. It’s actually scientifically confirmed
It might be. My hair is very thick and hasn’t begun to recede yet, and I have virtually no chest hair.
I blame when I had a 2x body weight bench for the lack of chest hair though. When hitting a max it used to shoot out and stick in the ceiling like darts. I don’t have any on my triceps either.
I only care about facial and body hair because they make you look older and I’m so tired of being mistaken for a teenager that it has driven me to the point of madness. A lot of women seem to hate hair anyways
To the point - a perfectly respectable looking 22 year old young man, you may say. A young kid with no sex appeal says the bar / club / insert adult venue here.
Deus ex barba
Well, no one will ever mistake you for a kid if you can throw 3 plates on each side of the bar and hit it like a boss.
Have you thought much about getting your clavicles lengthened?
There is a great thread about that in the BSL forum.
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I wanna find some workouts that permanently broaden the shoulders far beyond teen and even young adult range, nothing says dominance like a set of broad shoulders.
If you really want to be weirded out, I also take shit on my face that stimulates hair growth over time, originally designed for hair loss on head.
Ok. Weirding out in progress.
Seems unnecessary, but hey, to each their own.
I think you should look into clavicle lengthening though. Different philia all together and probably more acceptable in general.
Lol i see what you did there. I’ll look into clavicle lengthening if it isn’t too expensive
This stuff actually works if you keep at it, look it up; there are MANY documented success stories. it does however raise the question of whether it is a real beard. It’s not really artificial hair, it’s just hair stimulated ahead of schedule. Of course if you’re using it for the reasons I am you are resigned to just growing a fucking beard period.
That stuff isn’t worth it. You’d probably do better with the poop thing.
Honestly though, you should really check out that thread on the clavicle lengthening. I think that you and the OP in that thread have a lot in common.
By worth it do you mean there are risks? I’ve checked those out and none of them seem too convincing, sort of like telling people who vape they are going to get popcorn lung
How often are you out and about, socializing with other people?
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No by worth it I mean you will get more mileage for your money by taking even an iota of the advice you’ve gotten in this thread than you will by rubbing some shit on your face.
But you won’t do that.
Also, vaping isn’t a horrible idea compared to smoking, but the coils are made of a chromium alloy.
Taking huge hits off of glowing chromium alloy is a fucking horrible idea. I quit vaping when I found out what the coils are made of.
Very true. Rest assured though the only reason I do it is because cigs are even worse. I don’t want to do it past 25, not worth the risk of doing it for years and years.
I’m not trying to be a prick but do you really believe that? Do you really believe the world, especially the romantic world, operates at a level in which some concoction of confidence / bravado on the inside will trump an external and physical affect that has the winning numbers on it? There have been some opinions in this thread that agreed with me. I’m just being devil’s advocate, I think the solution is somewhere in the middle.
I’ve updated my avatar to reflect how I feel about myself. This is Louis CK’s agent on his make-believe show
