Just Introducing Myself

Pharma
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What’s up T-Nation? Well, after combing over a plethora of boards, I finally found the one I wanted to join. The other boards looked like a friggin’ “Bro-fest”, jam packed with every twat imaginable. So, when I came across T-Nation, I was pleasantly surprised.

Quick Background:
-Age 34
-Training since 93’
-5’ 11", 230-235lbs
-17%-20% (That’s a guess actually, when carb depleted I can see the abs pretty nicely-lol.)

Cycle history:
-Stayed on pretty much non-stop from circa 94’-06’

Reason for stopping:

  • (1) I can’t take a 7 minute trolly ride from my apt to Tijuana anymore.
    -( 2) I just wanted to see how life would be without it. So, how is life without it? Fine actually. No real complaints to speak of. The only thing I’ve missed are those euphoric feelings while on Test, crazy boners, and being able to toss around a little more iron at the gym. Other than that, being clean is no big deal. It’s just that, being on gear is way more fun.

Favorite cycle:
-Test E @ 1gram/WK stacked with 50MG Proviron Daily or I’d stack it with 400-500MG Mast/WK.
-I’d run it for 5-6 months, then I’d take 2 months off cruising @ 250MG Test/WK ( no Proviron, no Mast).

Basically, with the exception of experimenting a bit my first year on Anabolics,I have stuck with the same steroid regiment. It has served me well over the years, and I have experienced nothing remarkable in respects to bad sides. In a nutshell, I attribute my good experience with Anabolics to very healthy eating, no drinking(maybe once a month), no drugs, no smoking, and by just listening to my body.

If I felt like I had hit a plateau on the gear and was over saturated, then I’d just back off it and drop the dose to 250MG for a few months. No sweat, it’s not a contest to see how long you can run a gram for anyways.Well, that’s it. There’s my little Bio. It’s my first time joining a board like this, so I hope I posted this thing in the right forum. Ha. Whatever, I’m sure one of you will let me know if i didn’t.

Anyway, I hope to make some friends here (not bro’s), talk a little shop, and help anyone out that asks for it. I probably won’t be posting and giving advice in the “Steroids section”, because I have the distinct feeling that my version of cycling or lack thereof (lol)- would ruffle some feathers and not coincide very well with the masses. Nonetheless, if you are a likeminded individual, or think I can help you in any way- Feel free to shot me a PM. I’ll be more than happy to lend a hand.

Sincerely- Brosiff Von Broham III

P.S-First time cyclers
-Do not be a complete toolbag and shoot a gram of Test, or anything for that matter on your first cycle. The same thing goes for those retarded all oral cycles that I’ve been reading about. Oral only? That even sounds gay. LOL. I started out at 500MG a week myself w/Sust 250. It’s not my favorite brand of Test anymore. But, hey, I used to live just minutes from the mexican boarder (and Sust 250 redijects we’re freakin’ stylin’ back in the early 90’s) lol.

Anyway, trust me, 500MG of Test E is more than enough sauce to get the job done when your starting out. Keep it simple. Buy a couple bottles of Test, shoot it twice a week (for stable blood levels), take 50MG of Proviron ED and you’ll be loving life. Not to mention, it’ll be cheap as hell if you’re sourced right. For your first couple of cycles just do some 10-12 weekers, making sure to take ample time off. I’d personally do that “Test Taper” deal that Prisoner22 talks about- if I was starting out. It just makes sense.

The way I see it, the less compounds in your body, the better. After a year or so of cycling like this, then you can re-evaluate things and decide where you want to go with Anabolics. Maybe, you’ll decide to be the 1 cycle a year guy, the 12-16 weeker dude, or a retarded and “always on” assclown like myself. Regardless, of what you choose to do, starting off slow and low is the way to go.

This is not a race, and there’s no need to “one up” anybody, or hurt yourself in the process. Have fun.

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Always room for another assclown! Welcome mate - you should fit it just right here.

Hope to see you post - would be very interested in hearing a little more of your experience.

Brook

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[quote] Brook wrote:
Always room for another assclown! Welcome mate - you should fit it just right here.

Hope to see you post - would be very interested in hearing a little more of your experience.

Brook[/quote]

2nd to that. Assclowns are what make up this forum. And it would be great to have you participating in this Assclownery of ours. I think we would actually be disappointed if you didn’t.

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Good to have you here!

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Jesus tap dancing christ! This place is infested with Assclowns! Nice!! Ha Ha. Seriously though- thanks a lot guys for welcoming me aboard and being cool. It’s definitely appreciated. I was cringing after I made the post, because I figured 20 different “Bro’s” we’re gonna be waiting in the “internet bushes” to jump out and shank my ass! LOL! I researched many different boards before finding this one- I was just trying to get a feel for what the atmosphere was like on these sites. And it blew me away with how freakin’ serious and holier than thou some of these doushebags are. I mean wtf? It’s just gear, why get all bent outta shape over someone’s cycle plan? Ha Ha. Thanks Brook, BestDaddyEver, and kayveeay.

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[quote]MariusDominator wrote:
Jesus tap dancing christ! This place is infested with Assclowns! Nice!! Ha Ha. Seriously though- thanks a lot guys for welcoming me aboard and being cool. It’s definitely appreciated. I was cringing after I made the post, because I figured 20 different “Bro’s” we’re gonna be waiting in the “internet bushes” to jump out and shank my ass! LOL! I researched many different boards before finding this one- I was just trying to get a feel for what the atmosphere was like on these sites. And it blew me away with how freakin’ serious and holier than thou some of these doushebags are. I mean wtf? It’s just gear, why get all bent outta shape over someone’s cycle plan? Ha Ha. Thanks Brook, BestDaddyEver, and kayveeay.[/quote]

if you knew half of what I have planed in the near future you would see my big read shitty shoes.

welcome to assclown land where the crazies roam free.

we all have had our “experiances” and thats what makes this such a good place we already messed up and know how not to in the future.
i would be scared if half the people here wasnt as mature as they are.
and yes we are hiding in the bushes but were not “bros” more like ninjas

have fun I personally look foward to hearing some of your adventures

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TBH mate - i would have to say there is MORE bending out of shape on THIS site than many!

It is due to the fact on many sites some young pup will post their BS cycle - y’know… var and whatever… 30mg primo/d for a first cycle at 18, and been training a year etc… But on most sites they will go straight into well dont run it for x weeks do it for y… etc. Or miss the point entirely - ie. It is a bad idea for many reasons.

Here though we tell them where to go. I find that here safety- no, scratch that, responsibility is a priority here, and the vets and regulars uphold that.

If someone like you comes along and cycles (or doesnt) as they do - that is fine… you have paid your dues, and are big and ugly enough to decide yourself over the many years you been doing all this.

It is different if some youngster or newbie is wanting to do a G a week, or oral only as you mentioned… or Tren and Deca - Here we all try to educate as highly as possible to ensure that person leaves here being able to construct a safe and effective cycle in the future.

So just to pre-warn you, there is a fair bit of ripping going on IMO - but only when it is deserved - and ONLY if that person wont listen to sound advice.

JMO…

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[quote]MariusDominator wrote:
Jesus tap dancing christ! This place is infested with Assclowns! Nice!! Ha Ha. Seriously though- thanks a lot guys for welcoming me aboard and being cool. It’s definitely appreciated. I was cringing after I made the post, because I figured 20 different “Bro’s” we’re gonna be waiting in the “internet bushes” to jump out and shank my ass! LOL! I researched many different boards before finding this one- I was just trying to get a feel for what the atmosphere was like on these sites. And it blew me away with how freakin’ serious and holier than thou some of these doushebags are. I mean wtf? It’s just gear, why get all bent outta shape over someone’s cycle plan? Ha Ha. Thanks Brook, BestDaddyEver, and kayveeay.[/quote]

Most of us don’t have sticks up our ass, so we like to have fun, but when it comes down to business, we do our best to contribute to peoples’ cycles, share ideas and discuss topics.

We welcome all who come here, given within purpose. We will not agree with a 17-year-old wanting to take gear for example, but we will welcome him to learn everything he wants, ask questions, etc. Hell, we just welcomed a guy who came from prison for dealing gear. We were extremely interested in him.

Another nicety of this forum is no sources, no twenty something stickies going on to page 3 of sources, etc. All talk is straight-up about gear and assclownery, as it should be.

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Welcome Marius, it is nice to see a long time cycler joining the ranks of us assclowns, we have had several leave for various reasons recently, army etc

I look forward to you relaying more of your experiences with us.

All the Best Mate

Testanabol

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(Brook/BestDaddy)- Yeah, like I said, I probably won’t be posting any cycle recommendations to anyone on here. Besides, who want’s to hear from a “two compound” cycle wizard like me. Ha Ha! Here’s my cycle recommendation everyone- it’ll be the same shit every friggin’ time! LOL! Test E/Proviron or Test E/Mast. I’ll definitely be around the boards to elicit some laughter though. I’m a complete fucktard like that. I actually really dig the articles on here, and think that TC writes some pretty funny shit. That’s what actually got me hooked on this site.

-Thanks Test

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ya the articles hooked me too… totally.

And… what the fuck is wrong with simple and effective? It aint about the most exotic cycles and stacks… (as many of us forget - myself included) it is about fucking muscle and strength (opposite order for some retards! ;p)!

Crazy cycles are fun though - maybe we will be able to tempt you to do a test Prop, Tren Ace and Dbol cycle for 6 weeks…!

lol

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Welcome !!!

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MD, your cycling mirrors something I’ve been doing, with guidance of an IFBB pro and blood every 3 months. But right now just test-e, might throw in proviron when I get lack of gains or when my guide tells me to (using insulin first for the receptor ‘saturation’ though). But yeah MD your right, that’s all you need 1-2 compounds - it does the job. I keep hush hush about my cycle ideas for the most part around here because, it isn’t for the majority of people - and some people that do try to do it take the time to go get blood checked every few months. Great group of guys here MD, with a lot of knowlegde, some of our guys have gone off to defend our country but will be back.

If you don’t mind me asking how’d you come off? taper? SERMs?

-RB

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Welcome to the T-Nation crowd!

Glad to have another voice of experience.

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Hey MD. You sound like a good guy with a solid head on his shoulders. Welcome aboard.

Incidentally, why the move away from SD? I was thinking about choosing it as a home when I move back to the US partly because of the trolley convenience :wink:

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Just wanted to say welcome MariusDominator happy to have you here- Can’t wait to read you post and hear your advice. You will fit in great!

Mingledorff

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Welcome indeed. I like the idea of introductions.

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If you don’t mind me asking how’d you come off? taper? SERMs?

-RB[/quote]

I just used some Nolva and HCG (for the ol’ ballbag). It worked well enough. Not great, mind you. However, it got the job done. I wish I had known about the Test Taper back then. In retrospect, the taper would have been a much smoother transition towards coming clean. My sexual function normalized at about the 4 month mark. A little too long in my opinion. However, after being “on” for such a long duration- It wasn’t such a bad deal.

If you’re gonna play, then sometimes you’ve gotta pay. I knew and accepted that when I got in the game. I haven’t had my sperm cell count evaluated. However, if I was a gambling man, I’d go “all in” and bet that there’s not much going on in the way of production.

Lucky for me, I have zero desire to have children. Neither does the old lady. So, in a few weeks I’ll be back at it. I don’t compete, nor do I BB per se. I’m kind of the power-lifter/bodybuilder hybrid.

To put it simply- For my tastes, I enjoy the functionality and overall visual aesthetics of someone like Marius v.s that of say, Cutler. To me, the “Marius Build” is more real world. Albeit, way heavier than myself. LOL.

Over the years, I have tried to maintain a very similar build. Just at a much lighter weight. My weight has never climbed past the 235lb mark-purposely. When I’m on the gear, I concentrate my efforts on staying as close to 10% BF as possible. The numbers game in respects to body weight aren’t what I’m gunning for.

If I can’t do an hour of cardio with ease and little effort- then I know I’m getting sloppy and need to make adjustments. Good luck with your BB though. I do respect the sport, and fully realize the intense dedication and sacrifice the sport demands.

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(Mingledorff/Getswole)- Thanks for the welcome.

(Cortez)- Thanks as well. I moved from SD to be with my old lady while she’s taking care of her mom(sick) on the East Coast. I’ll be moving back to Cali in a year or so.

Check out Chula Vista instead of downtown SD. Down town SD is aprrox 20 mins from the border w/out traffic. SoCal can be pretty damn expensive though! You can still find some very reasonable accommodations in CV. Plus, it’s only a 10 min trip to “juice land”.

De Donde es testosterona? Ha Ha. There are some good neighborhoods in CV, with civilian and military families intertwined.