Joke of the Day 2014

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]smh_23 wrote:

I mean, if somebody were really unhinged, and really savage, and didn’t give a fuck about personal survival, they could probably get in at least a single blow–to the head–with a metal 5-pound dumbbell before being dropped by S.S. And the wrong guy could do a shitload of damage with one dumbbell-blow to the head. I’m not saying it’s likely, but neither does it seem impossible.[/quote]

I don’t know. I assume the SS aren’t a bunch of slackers and you’d have a hole in your skull well before you even started the forward trajectory with a plate big enough to do real damage.

Imagine that story in the press: “Man has heartattack in Gym, POTUS tries CPR, but it is too late”

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Dam, I agree with Beans

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]smh_23 wrote:

I mean, if somebody were really unhinged, and really savage, and didn’t give a fuck about personal survival, they could probably get in at least a single blow–to the head–with a metal 5-pound dumbbell before being dropped by S.S. And the wrong guy could do a shitload of damage with one dumbbell-blow to the head. I’m not saying it’s likely, but neither does it seem impossible.[/quote]

I don’t know. I assume the SS aren’t a bunch of slackers and you’d have a hole in your skull well before you even started the forward trajectory with a plate big enough to do real damage.

Imagine that story in the press: “Man has heartattack in Gym, POTUS tries CPR, but it is too late”

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Yeah, you’re probably right in general.

Still, I think it could be pulled off with the right combination of crazy psychopath and dumb luck.

All I’m sayin’ is, if I’m the President of the United States, I’m not sitting next to some random guy who’s doing standing shoulder presses.

[quote]smh_23 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]smh_23 wrote:

I mean, if somebody were really unhinged, and really savage, and didn’t give a fuck about personal survival, they could probably get in at least a single blow–to the head–with a metal 5-pound dumbbell before being dropped by S.S. And the wrong guy could do a shitload of damage with one dumbbell-blow to the head. I’m not saying it’s likely, but neither does it seem impossible.[/quote]

I don’t know. I assume the SS aren’t a bunch of slackers and you’d have a hole in your skull well before you even started the forward trajectory with a plate big enough to do real damage.

Imagine that story in the press: “Man has heartattack in Gym, POTUS tries CPR, but it is too late”

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Yeah, you’re probably right in general.

Still, I think it could be pulled off with the right combination of crazy psychopath and dumb luck.

All I’m sayin’ is, if I’m the President of the United States, I’m not sitting next to some random guy who’s doing standing shoulder presses.
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Me neither. Not for one second, lo.l

As much as I bash this guy I really don’t care about this. Bush 43 looked like a bad ass lifting, and I only remember the media making fun of him for having so much time on his hands.

Obama is a desk jockey. He went from school, to law school, to some type of gov’t job. Just because he played bball when he was 19 doesn’t mean he’s athletic at 50.

Also I don’t care that Putin look more manly then him.

The pen has and always will be mightier than the sword.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]smh_23 wrote:

All I’m sayin’ is, if I’m the President of the United States, I’m not sitting next to some random guy who’s doing standing shoulder presses.
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Me neither. Not for one second, lo.l[/quote]

2 cut from the same clothe :slight_smile: