John Basedow - Worthless Rant

How the fuck do you go from squatting 515x5 at 16, to deadlifting 315x2 at … whatever age you are now. I know the lifts aren’t the same but holy shit you must have done a horrible job dropping that 70lbs =/

HOPE HE COMES BACK TO READ THIS THREAD AGAIN.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
Haha, not quite that classy Zap.

Natty light is about 5 bucks a case down here. Its what teenagers, rednecks, and broke college kids drink.

Natty Boh is our local swill here in Maryland that also goes for $8-9 per 30 pack. Classy it ain’t.[/quote]

8-9$ for a 30 pack? The shittiest of shit here goes from $11.99 a 12-pack. we are getting hosed.

[quote]ab_power wrote:

8-9$ for a 30 pack? The shittiest of shit here goes from $11.99 a 12-pack. we are getting hosed. [/quote]

that’s pretty bad. you can get a pretty decent beer here for $11.99 for a 12er.

i grew up on keystone light, which was anywhere between $10.99 and $13.99 for a 30. simple economics when you’re drinking to get drunk.

wait, i mean i drank protein shakes, not beer. we’re hardcore here

[quote]ab_power wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:

Off-topic, excuse my canadian ignorance, what is natty?

Natural Light (beer)

Holy shit. This whole time I thought it meant peanut butter.

I just couldn’t imagine the draw of fishing and throwing back jars of natural peanut butter all day.
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Weight gain?

[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
ab_power wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:

Off-topic, excuse my canadian ignorance, what is natty?

Natural Light (beer)

Holy shit. This whole time I thought it meant peanut butter.

I just couldn’t imagine the draw of fishing and throwing back jars of natural peanut butter all day.

Weight gain?[/quote]

Makes for one heck of a poop!

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
ab_power wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:

Off-topic, excuse my canadian ignorance, what is natty?

Natural Light (beer)

Holy shit. This whole time I thought it meant peanut butter.

I just couldn’t imagine the draw of fishing and throwing back jars of natural peanut butter all day.

Weight gain?

Makes for one heck of a poop!
[/quote]

It would flow very smoothly

[quote]ovalpline wrote:
Honestly, my dad looks just like John Basedow. My friends have been giving me shit the past decade.[/quote]

Is that why you are hiding behind that rock?

[quote]Lorisco wrote:
ovalpline wrote:
Honestly, my dad looks just like John Basedow. My friends have been giving me shit the past decade.

Is that why you are hiding behind that rock?[/quote]

hahahaha

[quote]pushharder wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Don’t forget his abs were surgically enhanced. That’s what makes him a snake in my book.

were they? he has the overall leanness to not need help in that dept. If anything, I’d say his head was surgically enhanced, b/c it doesn’t fit his body.

Put this way. I read that he had it done. It may have even been here that I read that.[/quote]

I think this was my fault. A couple (few?) years ago, there was an article on this site talking about a fitness guru selling an abs product, but who had had ab etching done. For whatever reason, I thought this was John Basedow, and made a comment to that effect in another thread. It later turned out that the article was actually referring to Shawn Phillips. So I spread some misinformation… my bad.

So youre telling us this entire thread is your fault Bob Saget?

[quote]Stronghold wrote:
So youre telling us this entire thread is your fault Bob Saget?[/quote]

No, just the ab etching rumor.

WooHitters avatar kinda has a TexasGuy feel to it.

[quote]dk44 wrote:
WooHitters avatar kinda has a TexasGuy feel to it. [/quote]

Except less informed.

wtf happened to TexasGuy?

Oh, and you haven’t been too broke to buy good beer until you’ve bought Natty Ice.

-dizzle

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
yogaroots wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Basedow looks like crap with his shirt on and he looks weird with his shirt off. His products are useless and he deserves to be knocked.

If his goal is being good looking, he failed. If his goal was to make a bazillion dollars while the rest of us punch a clock. He succeeded.

He may have some lagging body parts, but his physique is probably better than 98% of the people that post on this site[/quote]

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[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
dk44 wrote:
WooHitters avatar kinda has a TexasGuy feel to it.

Except less informed.

wtf happened to TexasGuy?

Oh, and you haven’t been too broke to buy good beer until you’ve bought Natty Ice.

-dizzle[/quote]

Natty Ice is a lot better then Pabst Blue Ribbon, let me tell you.

[quote]D_S wrote:
A-Dizz wrote:
dk44 wrote:
WooHitters avatar kinda has a TexasGuy feel to it.

Except less informed.

wtf happened to TexasGuy?

Oh, and you haven’t been too broke to buy good beer until you’ve bought Natty Ice.

-dizzle

Natty Ice is a lot better then Pabst Blue Ribbon, let me tell you.

[/quote]

You’re out of your element, Donnie.

-dizzle

[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
He looks much much better than you do, and he’s in all likelihood a millionaire. That makes you a keyboard warrior and a hater.

Oh, and if you think that if someone overweight just needs to “Eat less calories than you are now, and just run around aimlessly for 2 hours a day,” to look like him, then you’re an idiot.

-dizzle[/quote]

probably contributes to that lack of millionaire status too… hah

[quote]D_S wrote:

Natty Ice is a lot better then Pabst Blue Ribbon, let me tell you.

[/quote]

Shut your dirty whorish mouth.

[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
woohitter wrote:
Dizzle, I would almost be offended if you didn’t look like a unibomber/rapist/cereal killer. Luckily you do look like all three and I can feel just fine about everything I have said.

Well it’s a good thing that I actually am a unibomber rapist and serial killer. phew

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You fucking Cereal killer!