<— would absolutely take JWoww out to a nice seafood dinner, call her the next day and then, when we are both ready, have consensual sex in the missionary position with her for the sole purpose of procreation.
<— also hopes that the guys shit on Deena so hard this season that she has a nervous breakdown that results in her getting institutionalized and never returning to the show. She is about as erotic as a crusty old gym teacher’s jock strap and watching her perform her ridiculous mating dances at clubs makes my dick turtle back into my body.
Never understood the Snooki hate. She seems like a nice enough girl who would be fun to get hammered with from time to time. She clearly has some sort of problem with booze, but we all have our vices and at least she isn’t an asshole about it.
I’m on the fence about Sammi. She’s got a decent body, face doesn’t do much for me (I’d fuck her, though) and has a revoltingly cuntish personality… but I SO MUCH enjoy watching her bawl her eyes out in misery and terror as Ron bashes all of her belongings to pieces, chucks them out of her room and comes within the wrong twitch of an eyelid of rearranging her face with the nearest door frame
But then, she has to go and get all weepy and sensitive with him afterwards and it’s just such a bummer watching someone you’d think would be fun to get shitfaced with act like such a little pussy around his gf.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
uhhh, it sounds like your jealous. sure they both have no legs, but calling ronnie not jacked? the dude’s upper body is fucking huge. situation is a little smaller but he has some decent chest/shoulders/arms, no back though.[/quote]
You need to jump off the fanboy bandwagon, it’s diminshing what little amount of critical thinking skills you had
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I’m a fanboy because I think Ronnie looks pretty big? OK he may not be ‘hyooooge’, but he’s doing pretty damn good for himself.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
First of all, let us be fucking serious here.
A combination of tight T-shirts, the TV cameras and constantly standing next to a 4’9" snooki makes them look bigger than they are.
I’m spotting Ronnie at 5’8" 185~190 …Not huge, Not jacked but a solid dude with little/no legs I’m sure
Situation is probably like 5’10 180 with the body of an underwear model, again not huge/jacked
Don’t give them that much credit, jesus. If they are using steroids I would expect them to be well into the 200’s and they don’t look nearly that big.[/quote]
Ronnie is 5’7. There is certainly an illusion granted by his short stature and the relatively short stature of other people in the house (Pauly D being the tallest at 6 even)
I know a guy who is about 5’9 and 160 at the most, not built, and he has pics of himself with ronnie on his FB. In normal clothes, ronnie looks no bigger than my friend.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
First of all, let us be fucking serious here.
A combination of tight T-shirts, the TV cameras and constantly standing next to a 4’9" snooki makes them look bigger than they are.
I’m spotting Ronnie at 5’8" 185~190 …Not huge, Not jacked but a solid dude with little/no legs I’m sure
Situation is probably like 5’10 180 with the body of an underwear model, again not huge/jacked
Don’t give them that much credit, jesus. If they are using steroids I would expect them to be well into the 200’s and they don’t look nearly that big.[/quote]
Ronnie is 5’7. There is certainly an illusion granted by his short stature and the relatively short stature of other people in the house (Pauly D being the tallest at 6 even)
I know a guy who is about 5’9 and 160 at the most, not built, and he has pics of himself with ronnie on his FB. In normal clothes, ronnie looks no bigger than my friend.
He’s not that big.
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i forgot the cutoff height, does that make them manlets?
Where is the plumber dude who was on the last season (I think he posts under the name wideguy or something)? He’s a big guy and has met the cast in person, so hopefully he can come in and settle this debate.
Although maybe he got sued by MTV for talking shit, since that thread got deleted pretty damn fast after he created it if I remember correctly.
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
Where is the plumber dude who was on the last season (I think he posts under the name wideguy or something)? He’s a big guy and has met the cast in person, so hopefully he can come in and settle this debate.
Although maybe he got sued by MTV for talking shit, since that thread got deleted pretty damn fast after he created it if I remember correctly.[/quote]
wait seriously? that dude posted here?
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
Where is the plumber dude who was on the last season (I think he posts under the name wideguy or something)? He’s a big guy and has met the cast in person, so hopefully he can come in and settle this debate.
Although maybe he got sued by MTV for talking shit, since that thread got deleted pretty damn fast after he created it if I remember correctly.[/quote]
^^to answer the two questions above here… Yes. It was a poster here and he posted about it in the older Jersey Shore thread. He started posting about it and some jackasses jumped all over him about wearing a bandana so he stopped… pretty lame but basically how a lot of T-Nation threads go.
He said that the house was disgusting and that they were all short/smaller than they look on TV. (I think he said he was 6’2+ though IIRC so most people will look small compared to you when you’re that size)
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
uhhh, it sounds like your jealous. sure they both have no legs, but calling ronnie not jacked? the dude’s upper body is fucking huge. situation is a little smaller but he has some decent chest/shoulders/arms, no back though.[/quote]
You need to jump off the fanboy bandwagon, it’s diminshing what little amount of critical thinking skills you had
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I’m a fanboy because I think Ronnie looks pretty big? OK he may not be ‘hyooooge’, but he’s doing pretty damn good for himself.[/quote]
From this photo it looks like this guy is in better shape than 90% of the people I see post pics on these forums. As far as upper body development goes anyway. I’ve never watched the show so I cant comment on how much of a douche he is.
Look at those proportions, those abs, those striations. Look at the seperation between thier pecks. Has anyone seen shoulders like that before? Look at the way each delt head exudes power. Look at their legs, they really put Platz in his place.
[quote]etaco wrote:
I wish I saw that thread. Wideguy was always one of the most entertaining posters back in the day.[/quote]
This. I always got a kick out of reading his posts years ago. I thought he was gone for good. Kind of weird to come back from a bit of an absence myself and read that he was connected to this show somehow. Weird . . .
