now i feel like a dick.
buy jeans that fit your thighs whatever waist size then have your mom take the waist in or have her take them to a tailor and get the waist taken in to fit. The little seamstress at whatever local dry cleaners can accomplish this easy alteration affordably.
LRG 47 Classic Fit.
Levi 569s
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Try different Levis cuts. Their loose fit range is usually good for large thighs.[/quote]
thanks. and thanks again for being the only person who doesnt think they’re the funniest person on the planet.[/quote]
No worries, I have faced a similar issue for most of my adult life. I’m picky in that my jeans need to be comfortable and button fly too. The last time I went jeans shopping I spent nearly an hour in the shop trying on different jeans - really test the product knowledge of the sales person.
Loose straight, Loose Fit, Relaxed straight - these are the sort of jeans you’re looking for.
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Try different Levis cuts. Their loose fit range is usually good for large thighs.[/quote]
thanks. and thanks again for being the only person who doesnt think they’re the funniest person on the planet.[/quote]
No worries, I have faced a similar issue for most of my adult life. I’m picky in that my jeans need to be comfortable and button fly too. The last time I went jeans shopping I spent nearly an hour in the shop trying on different jeans - really test the product knowledge of the sales person.
Loose straight, Loose Fit, Relaxed straight - these are the sort of jeans you’re looking for.[/quote]
Levi 569s!!!
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Step 1: Go to google.com
Step 2: Type in “Local tailor in [whatever city your dumbass is in], GA.”
Step 3: Take a giant step back, and literally fuck yourself in the face.
Step 4: PM Celtics and ask him how he tailors his pants.
P.S. Stop buying slim cut, and maybe you’ll be able to fit into your jeans. I had 29" thighs in the 9th grade there, buckwheat.[/quote]
haha thanks man. thats crazy seeing as how i just got outta 10th grade. hmmm so im only a year away from your 29 inch thighs. and probably the 42 inch waist that went along with them. [/quote]
I think you are hard of reading, or you’re horrible in mathematics.
Let me explain, in 9th grade =/= “just got outta (sic)” 9th grade. I walked into 9th grade with 29 inch thighs (if not bigger), so you are two years behind me. I have had a 36" waist since I was in 6th grade (yes I have been a chunkster since Pop Warner football started). I’ve grown immensely (musculature, I stopped at 6’2" the summer before 6th grade) since then and kept my lovely waist thank you though. I do not usually talk about my dimensions but this gave me a perfect take to get the covert brag in.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Step 1: Go to google.com
Step 2: Type in “Local tailor in [whatever city your dumbass is in], GA.”
Step 3: Take a giant step back, and literally fuck yourself in the face.
Step 4: PM Celtics and ask him how he tailors his pants.
P.S. Stop buying slim cut, and maybe you’ll be able to fit into your jeans. I had 29" thighs in the 9th grade there, buckwheat.[/quote]
haha thanks man. thats crazy seeing as how i just got outta 10th grade. hmmm so im only a year away from your 29 inch thighs. and probably the 42 inch waist that went along with them. [/quote]
I think you are hard of reading, or you’re horrible in mathematics.
Let me explain, in 9th grade =/= “just got outta (sic)” 9th grade. I walked into 9th grade with 29 inch thighs (if not bigger), so you are two years behind me. I have had a 36" waist since I was in 6th grade (yes I have been a chunkster since Pop Warner football started). I’ve grown immensely (musculature, I stopped at 6’2" the summer before 6th grade) since then and kept my lovely waist thank you though. I do not usually talk about my dimensions but this gave me a perfect take to get the covert brag in.[/quote]
6’2"?
<3
I have a bigger ghetto booty than most of my girly friends, and its rock solid, I can flex each cheek with incredible skill, I make black girls jealous.
Heavy ass to grass squats and heavy conventional deadlifting will give you absurd glute development people, go forth and prosper.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
I have a bigger ghetto booty than most of my girly friends, and its rock solid, I can flex each cheek with incredible skill, I make black girls jealous.
Heavy ass to grass squats and heavy conventional deadlifting will give you absurd glute development people, go forth and prosper.
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pics!
[quote]debraD wrote:
I need to post pics!
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Correcto!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Step 1: Go to google.com
Step 2: Type in “Local tailor in [whatever city your dumbass is in], GA.”
Step 3: Take a giant step back, and literally fuck yourself in the face.
Step 4: PM Celtics and ask him how he tailors his pants.
P.S. Stop buying slim cut, and maybe you’ll be able to fit into your jeans. I had 29" thighs in the 9th grade there, buckwheat.[/quote]
haha thanks man. thats crazy seeing as how i just got outta 10th grade. hmmm so im only a year away from your 29 inch thighs. and probably the 42 inch waist that went along with them. [/quote]
I think you are hard of reading, or you’re horrible in mathematics.
Let me explain, in 9th grade =/= “just got outta (sic)” 9th grade. I walked into 9th grade with 29 inch thighs (if not bigger), so you are two years behind me. I have had a 36" waist since I was in 6th grade (yes I have been a chunkster since Pop Warner football started). I’ve grown immensely (musculature, I stopped at 6’2" the summer before 6th grade) since then and kept my lovely waist thank you though. I do not usually talk about my dimensions but this gave me a perfect take to get the covert brag in.[/quote]
6’2"?
<3[/quote]
Howdy, ma’am!
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Step 1: Go to google.com
Step 2: Type in “Local tailor in [whatever city your dumbass is in], GA.”
Step 3: Take a giant step back, and literally fuck yourself in the face.
Step 4: PM Celtics and ask him how he tailors his pants.
P.S. Stop buying slim cut, and maybe you’ll be able to fit into your jeans. I had 29" thighs in the 9th grade there, buckwheat.[/quote]
haha thanks man. thats crazy seeing as how i just got outta 10th grade. hmmm so im only a year away from your 29 inch thighs. and probably the 42 inch waist that went along with them. [/quote]
I think you are hard of reading, or you’re horrible in mathematics.
Let me explain, in 9th grade =/= “just got outta (sic)” 9th grade. I walked into 9th grade with 29 inch thighs (if not bigger), so you are two years behind me. I have had a 36" waist since I was in 6th grade (yes I have been a chunkster since Pop Warner football started). I’ve grown immensely (musculature, I stopped at 6’2" the summer before 6th grade) since then and kept my lovely waist thank you though. I do not usually talk about my dimensions but this gave me a perfect take to get the covert brag in.[/quote]
There’s nothing wrong with a 42 inch waist. I’ve been sporting 42s since I was 17 and there’s not any fat there.
569’s FTW. also kohls pipeline jeans work well for the husky fellers.
[quote]Matthaeus wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA[/quote]
x2!!!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Step 1: Go to google.com
Step 2: Type in “Local tailor in [whatever city your dumbass is in], GA.”
Step 3: Take a giant step back, and literally fuck yourself in the face.
Step 4: PM Celtics and ask him how he tailors his pants.
P.S. Stop buying slim cut, and maybe you’ll be able to fit into your jeans. I had 29" thighs in the 9th grade there, buckwheat.[/quote]
haha thanks man. thats crazy seeing as how i just got outta 10th grade. hmmm so im only a year away from your 29 inch thighs. and probably the 42 inch waist that went along with them. [/quote]
I think you are hard of reading, or you’re horrible in mathematics.
Let me explain, in 9th grade =/= “just got outta (sic)” 9th grade. I walked into 9th grade with 29 inch thighs (if not bigger), so you are two years behind me. I have had a 36" waist since I was in 6th grade (yes I have been a chunkster since Pop Warner football started). I’ve grown immensely (musculature, I stopped at 6’2" the summer before 6th grade) since then and kept my lovely waist thank you though. I do not usually talk about my dimensions but this gave me a perfect take to get the covert brag in.[/quote]
And I’m 5’9. Which makes it alot harder to find pants than for a guy with some actual height.
It’s funny that I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of the guys weighing in over 250lbs complain about not being able to find pants that fit their legs. You telling me your quads are bigger than that?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Has it been three months already? My, how time flies.[/quote]
The exact same thought I had, so that would mean that next month is the “I am going bald what do I do”. Cant wait.
Just wait until you have to start buying work trousers. You’ll want to shoot yourself if you try to actually get stuff off the rack. Save yourself the time and get it custom made.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Try different Levis cuts. Their loose fit range is usually good for large thighs.[/quote]
thanks. and thanks again for being the only person who doesnt think they’re the funniest person on the planet.[/quote]
No worries, I have faced a similar issue for most of my adult life. I’m picky in that my jeans need to be comfortable and button fly too. The last time I went jeans shopping I spent nearly an hour in the shop trying on different jeans - really test the product knowledge of the sales person.
Loose straight, Loose Fit, Relaxed straight - these are the sort of jeans you’re looking for.[/quote]
Levi 569s!!![/quote]
514!
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]xdekarske wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Try different Levis cuts. Their loose fit range is usually good for large thighs.[/quote]
thanks. and thanks again for being the only person who doesnt think they’re the funniest person on the planet.[/quote]
No worries, I have faced a similar issue for most of my adult life. I’m picky in that my jeans need to be comfortable and button fly too. The last time I went jeans shopping I spent nearly an hour in the shop trying on different jeans - really test the product knowledge of the sales person.
Loose straight, Loose Fit, Relaxed straight - these are the sort of jeans you’re looking for.[/quote]
Levi 569s!!![/quote]
514![/quote]
Your avatar is amazing… Who needs pants anyway?