Jeans for Big Legs

lulz I wear cargos at my gym and I dont get kicked out… then again it’s a YMCA… so, questionable if I would in other gyms.

"Hi, I’m Popeye. I’m a sailor man, ands I been worksin’ out my forearms and usin’ me Spinach vitstamins, Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy.

That Brutus stoled me coat and now I can’ts finds me a jacket that fits over me armses! My goil, Olive Oil, has been tried the Gapses and the Hollisterses, but she cayn’t finds anything to cover me guns! Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy-gy"

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
I hope I don’t get flamed for this but…

I’m 17 years old, and have 27.5" thighs. I know the whole “go shopping in the men’s department” thing, but understand that those pants are extremely basic, and seeing as I’m still in highschool I’d like to wear atleast pants with some model and unnecessary details on it. You know, brand shit. Muscles alone won’t get the ladies, you’ll have to wear some nice clothes too.

I don’t want to be “that guy with the stupid pants”. [/quote]

Then dress like an adult and snag a mature, more experienced woman?

I know guys with quads are around 27 and they wear Banana Republic, Express, and Buckle jeans with few issues. When did those stores become “extremely basic”?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
"Hi, I’m Popeye. I’m a sailor man, ands I been worksin’ out my forearms and usin’ me Spinach vitstamins, Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy.

That Brutus stoled me coat and now I can’ts finds me a jacket that fits over me armses! My goil, Olive Oil, has been tried the Gapses and the Hollisterses, but she cayn’t finds anything to cover me guns! Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy-gy"[/quote]

You shouldn’t make fun, I knew a guy in high school who used to say his long sleeved t-shirts were “too small for his forearms, and too big for his chest”.

After training for four years? He’s about 160 lbs, and proud of it. sigh


I like these…

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
"Hi, I’m Popeye. I’m a sailor man, ands I been worksin’ out my forearms and usin’ me Spinach vitstamins, Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy.

That Brutus stoled me coat and now I can’ts finds me a jacket that fits over me armses! My goil, Olive Oil, has been tried the Gapses and the Hollisterses, but she cayn’t finds anything to cover me guns! Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy-gy"[/quote]

Hahah, nice.

“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for jeans-popping quads today!”

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
"Hi, I’m Popeye. I’m a sailor man, ands I been worksin’ out my forearms and usin’ me Spinach vitstamins, Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy.

That Brutus stoled me coat and now I can’ts finds me a jacket that fits over me armses! My goil, Olive Oil, has been tried the Gapses and the Hollisterses, but she cayn’t finds anything to cover me guns! Ayee-gy-gy-gy-gy-gy"

Hahah, nice.

“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for jeans-popping quads today!”[/quote]

I’ll say one thing, those burgers go right to Whimpy’s CALVES!

Wow, thanks for all of the really helpful responses. My apologies if I wasn’t able to find the past threads on this topic – the search function on this site leaves a bit to be desired.

I’ve been on this site for a long time and remember that it used to contain a group of more helpful people. Not everyone who posts questions about normal clothes being too small is a 160 pound, 17-year old kid. Some of us are adults that want to buy clothes that fit, that don’t have to be cinched down in the waist and that actually look decent enough to wear to work on a jeans Friday in a professional environment. I’d love to have the luxury of wearing shorts or sweatpants all day long. Somehow I think my employer and my clients might frown on that.

I was just hoping for some pointers on different brands to try. I guess I’ll have to try the mens’ department at Macy’s next time as someone so helpfully suggested.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
I hope I don’t get flamed for this but…

I’m 17 years old, and have 27.5" thighs. I know the whole “go shopping in the men’s department” thing, but understand that those pants are extremely basic, and seeing as I’m still in highschool I’d like to wear atleast pants with some model and unnecessary details on it. You know, brand shit. Muscles alone won’t get the ladies, you’ll have to wear some nice clothes too.

I don’t want to be “that guy with the stupid pants”.

Then dress like an adult and snag a mature, more experienced woman?

I know guys with quads are around 27 and they wear Banana Republic, Express, and Buckle jeans with few issues. When did those stores become “extremely basic”? [/quote]

I live in Holland. We don’t have stores like that. We also have less fat and more emo kids (respctively) than the US, meaning more stores for skinny kids/people.

Also, I’m 17 and I don’t look like I’m in my 20’s. I don’t think a mature woman would pick me as their first choice.

sometimes prof x forgets he’s a man, and not every other poster has the necessary life experience to qualify as such. since prof x has already exceeded expectations following over a decade of dedicated work, he should be granted a forum full of competent people, just like the real world.

seems like most posters are living a youtube life, where every day is part of a journey that needs recording. gasp i have the same prob, big legs skinny waist (there are pics of me on this site, 23" quads 30" waist), and have graduated to cargo pants. i feel like my pussy situation will be fine, as i have picked up women wearin lime green pants with little sheep on em. im so glad im 19 lolz

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
I hope I don’t get flamed for this but…

I’m 17 years old, and have 27.5" thighs. I know the whole “go shopping in the men’s department” thing, but understand that those pants are extremely basic, and seeing as I’m still in highschool I’d like to wear atleast pants with some model and unnecessary details on it. You know, brand shit. Muscles alone won’t get the ladies, you’ll have to wear some nice clothes too.

I don’t want to be “that guy with the stupid pants”.

Then dress like an adult and snag a mature, more experienced woman?

I know guys with quads are around 27 and they wear Banana Republic, Express, and Buckle jeans with few issues. When did those stores become “extremely basic”? [/quote]

*28" inches now.

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
I hope I don’t get flamed for this but…

I’m 17 years old, and have 27.5" thighs. I know the whole “go shopping in the men’s department” thing, but understand that those pants are extremely basic, and seeing as I’m still in highschool I’d like to wear atleast pants with some model and unnecessary details on it. You know, brand shit. Muscles alone won’t get the ladies, you’ll have to wear some nice clothes too.

I don’t want to be “that guy with the stupid pants”. [/quote]

I find it funny how “basic” pants are now labeled as “stupid pants.” What happened to get to this point in time?

Just buy wrangler/Lee Stretch Jeans!

[quote]Kanada wrote:
sometimes prof x forgets he’s a man, and not every other poster has the necessary life experience to qualify as such. since prof x has already exceeded expectations following over a decade of dedicated work, he should be granted a forum full of competent people, just like the real world.

seems like most posters are living a youtube life, where every day is part of a journey that needs recording. gasp i have the same prob, big legs skinny waist (there are pics of me on this site, 23" quads 30" waist), and have graduated to cargo pants. i feel like my pussy situation will be fine, as i have picked up women wearin lime green pants with little sheep on em. im so glad im 19 lolz[/quote]

Huge 23" quads broseph.

Skaters need to hit virtually any position while skating, yet still need protection against falls. Skater jeans such as Senate are absolutely massive. If you can find skater jeans that are on the smaller side they could work out well. I remember a cousin of mine had a pair of Senate jeans and he could stand both of his legs in one pant leg. They are also made unbelievably well. Downside? They are expensive as shit. Volcom might have something up you alley, but of course you want to find a store to try some on.

OP…you find any pants brah?


Yeah … here he is in Times Square