[quote]polo77j wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Cargo much?
No one’s gotten a handjob wearing cargo pants since Nam [/quote]
That’s because they’re getting blow jobs.
I thought all the big guys just wear these.
[quote]GetTheHIT wrote:
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i have that exact pair dude! im not even playin. got them from my friends dad who used to be in wwe
Paper (brand name) has thicker legs
[quote]schultzie wrote:
All the “thighs too big” problems can be aolved just by wearing your pants at normal height, and not some gangster frat body sag off the hips level. I just discovered this and now a pair of 34x32 pants fit perfect with no belt. my thighs are 28".
Seriously. wear the waist higher. it wont look dorky like it would on someone with no lower body development[/quote]
Doesn’t work like that, my waist is 36 and it takes size 40-42 to get over my legs and ass. Like others have said, just buy big and wear a belt.
[quote]im kenny wrote:
GetTheHIT wrote:
i have that exact pair dude! im not even playin. got them from my friends dad who used to be in wwe[/quote]
Same thing happened to me!
On another note, that fucker Faverah needs to get his old-self outta the NFL. He suk and play dirty.
I hope I don’t get flamed for this but…
I’m 17 years old, and have 27.5" thighs. I know the whole “go shopping in the men’s department” thing, but understand that those pants are extremely basic, and seeing as I’m still in highschool I’d like to wear atleast pants with some model and unnecessary details on it. You know, brand shit. Muscles alone won’t get the ladies, you’ll have to wear some nice clothes too.
I don’t want to be “that guy with the stupid pants”.
i just wear basketball shorts. nike adidas jordans
dont have 1 pair of jeans that fit and it gets kinda cold in KC
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
schultzie wrote:
All the “thighs too big” problems can be aolved just by wearing your pants at normal height, and not some gangster frat body sag off the hips level. I just discovered this and now a pair of 34x32 pants fit perfect with no belt. my thighs are 28".
Seriously. wear the waist higher. it wont look dorky like it would on someone with no lower body development
Doesn’t work like that, my waist is 36 and it takes size 40-42 to get over my legs and ass. Like others have said, just buy big and wear a belt.[/quote]
Exactly. I wear a size 44 waist in dress slacks just so my legs fit. That’s just how it goes and I still don’t get why we need a new thread like this once a month.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Cargo much?
No one’s gotten a handjob wearing cargo pants since Nam
That’s because they’re getting blow jobs.[/quote]
niice 
Can we make a sticky thread with one post about this shit…?
Something along the lines of-
''Pants don’t fit?:
Your massively strong 25inch quads not fitting in your 30inch waist pants?
Buy pants with a bigger waist and splash out and buy a belt dumbass. Nobody wants to hear about how your legs are too big and ‘normal people’ clothes don’t fit you any more.‘’
Please…?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
schultzie wrote:
All the “thighs too big” problems can be aolved just by wearing your pants at normal height, and not some gangster frat body sag off the hips level. I just discovered this and now a pair of 34x32 pants fit perfect with no belt. my thighs are 28".
Seriously. wear the waist higher. it wont look dorky like it would on someone with no lower body development
Doesn’t work like that, my waist is 36 and it takes size 40-42 to get over my legs and ass. Like others have said, just buy big and wear a belt.
Exactly. I wear a size 44 waist in dress slacks just so my legs fit. That’s just how it goes and I still don’t get why we need a new thread like this once a month.[/quote]
In the OP defense, he did try a search, and the search function on this site isn’t that great
Skinny leg jeans are the answer:
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
In the OP defense, he did try a search, and the search function on this site isn’t that great
[/quote]
JFit…benevolent defender of the stoopid.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
Professor X wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
schultzie wrote:
All the “thighs too big” problems can be aolved just by wearing your pants at normal height, and not some gangster frat body sag off the hips level. I just discovered this and now a pair of 34x32 pants fit perfect with no belt. my thighs are 28".
Seriously. wear the waist higher. it wont look dorky like it would on someone with no lower body development
Doesn’t work like that, my waist is 36 and it takes size 40-42 to get over my legs and ass. Like others have said, just buy big and wear a belt.
Exactly. I wear a size 44 waist in dress slacks just so my legs fit. That’s just how it goes and I still don’t get why we need a new thread like this once a month.
In the OP defense, he did try a search, and the search function on this site isn’t that great
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You are making excuses? Unless someone is logging in with legs over 30", these threads are retarded. Most of these people can find clothing at The Gap that fits right off the rack. Not one person yet who has made a thread like this actually needs to shop at a Big and Tall store so in essence, they are all saying, “hey guys, I lift weights and am now so massive I no longer fit into the stylish skinny jeans my 11th grade clique wears to Justin Timberlake concerts or when jacking off to Hannah Montana after school. Please acknowledge my massive quads. PLEASE.”
I can’t wait until next month. I wonder how it will be phrased then.
Shit, we should have a contest. The guy who predicts the next thread within 2 incorrect words wins a tub of Grow!.
Pull real hard, crouch, wear a tight belt.
All pants fit.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Cargo much?
No one’s gotten a handjob wearing cargo pants since Nam
That’s because they’re getting blow jobs.[/quote]
The Count has been getting some love from the Vixens lately
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Cargo much?
No one’s gotten a handjob wearing cargo pants since Nam
That’s because they’re getting blow jobs.
The Count has been getting some love from the Vixens lately
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Sounds to me like a pretty fair trade off for being asked to leave the gym?
Why don’t they have a “Brad Pit In Fight Club/Clothes don’t fit anymore” section?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Cargo much?[/quote]
He doesn’t want to get kicked out of the gym tho…