Heeee’s BAAaacckk!!! Jared…Subway Sandwiches and all…this time with FIREMEN!!!..In one of the WORST commercials EVER! Let’s face it guys…Jared is here to stay…dare I say “American Icon”? AAAGgghhh!
And where are Bally’s beginning-of-the-year commercials?(I know some of you guys work there). They are usually VERY hot!
In the latest ad, he has lunch with some hottie who followed his diet and lost some weight. Hope he gets some ass!
If the guy is still a spokesman, it MUST be translating into big bucks for Subway…or he wouldn’t still be around. (Hasn’t it been 3 0r 4 years?). I haven’t seen the “hottie” commercial yet…just that TERRIBLE “Singing Firemen” commercial…
Now that Houston has been declared the fattest city in America, I read in the paper that Subway is bringing Jared to town. Pretty shameless marketing when they don’t even endorse the Subway diet.
Henry, Clay Henry. Something else, la de dah.
What a joke. The bad thing was I heard some of my family talking about it at Christmas. Something to the extent of “You need to go to Subway with the Jared guy to lose weight after all the Christmas food.” I heard only eating a subway sandwich all day is good for you. I love the starvation diets. I did see a Bally’s commercial today as well, we aren’t out of luck yet.
Well guess what? We are lucky enough to get Jared and the fat fireman down under too! A fireman that was that fat is surely a major health and safety risk?
Unfortunately, Bally’s has a commercial almost as bad as Subway’s. At one point, they say something along the lines of Bally’s being the ONLY place that you can achieve your goals (and here I was thinking Bowflex was the only way). BTW that fireman Subway commercial came on while I was typing this post.
I did see the one with Jared eating dinner with the one girl. Is this the kind of marketing to fat guys that is suppose to make you go to Subway to get hot chicks?
Bally’s has a new advertising campaign:
Join Bally’s, meet a mongoloid.
Work for Bally’s, BECOME a mongoliod.