Japanese Men Refusing to Leave their Rooms

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

If you speak English and North Korea doesn’t drop a nuke on a major city, you’ll always have a job and never have a problem achieving legal residency status. [/quote]

The only major city North Korea has any chance of dropping a nuke on is Seoul, and that’s only if it falls out of the truck by mistake.

Don’t forget that in order to receive a certificate of eligibility for most skilled labor visas in Japan, a university degree and college transcripts are often required. [/quote]

I’m saying this as an employer: Then demand for native speakers of English in this country is so great that a high school degree and a bit of savvy are all any citizen of the US, Canada, UK, OZ, NZ or SA need to easily get a job here.

Easily.

And you don’t even need the savvy if you are decent looking. [/quote]

Do southern accents hinder you there? lol I’m still a little confused as to what is driving the market?

BTW, This is a very informative thread gentlemen.

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

You should have felt the culture shock going back after living here when then were no: fax machines / cell phones / bilingual broadcasts / computers / Skype services.

That’s back when Japan was a foreign country.

(Cue Cortes joke about how old I am.)

But seriously, you kids have no idea just how different it used to be here as compared to the West.[/quote]

I first went to Japan in 1989. I remember.

At the time the university thought it was going to have trouble finding a host family for me, because I had long hair, and many Japanese were somewhat conservative about such things. I ended up staying with a family in Onomachi, a little suburb of Ichikawa in Chiba prefecture.

My first real “foreign country” moment was when I was running up a flight of steps from the Main Street to the residential area, and I happened upon a large group of junior high school students. Whatever they were noisily discussing at the time was instantly engulfed in a shocked silence, and they all just stared at me as I passed. I heard one girl utter in awe, as if she could scarcely believe it herself, “me ga aoi!” (his eyes are blue!). Over the next two decades I found that the blueness of my eyes had a similar effect on adult women as well, but that’s another story. [/quote]

My brother is 6’4", blonde haired, blue eyes, with the whitest of white skin and decent looking. And he can just rake in the women while he’s here.

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eyes that are blue I do not have[/quote]

I did TOTALLY okay with brown eyes and dark brown hair. [/quote]
I can see that lol. The only black guy I have to off of is Lil’ Bow Wow as far as I know.

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

I’m saying this as an employer: Then demand for native speakers of English in this country is so great that a high school degree and a bit of savvy are all any citizen of the US, Canada, UK, OZ, NZ or SA need to easily get a job here.

Easily.

And you don’t even need the savvy if you are decent looking. [/quote]

Huh.

Might be time to brush off the old passport.
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Need a job?

Not joking.

Still waiting for you to get back to me on that email I sent you. I sent it to the address Chushin gave me, your yahoo acct.
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It arrived. I’ll respond tonight.

Uh oh, I sense Chushin about to get angry because I owe him an email too.

Nice blonde hair and blue eyes is a good thing huh…hmmmm

So what can I do with my MD in Japan when I am done?

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

You should have felt the culture shock going back after living here when then were no: fax machines / cell phones / bilingual broadcasts / computers / Skype services.

That’s back when Japan was a foreign country.

(Cue Cortes joke about how old I am.)

But seriously, you kids have no idea just how different it used to be here as compared to the West.[/quote]

I first went to Japan in 1989. I remember.

At the time the university thought it was going to have trouble finding a host family for me, because I had long hair, and many Japanese were somewhat conservative about such things. I ended up staying with a family in Onomachi, a little suburb of Ichikawa in Chiba prefecture.

My first real “foreign country” moment was when I was running up a flight of steps from the Main Street to the residential area, and I happened upon a large group of junior high school students. Whatever they were noisily discussing at the time was instantly engulfed in a shocked silence, and they all just stared at me as I passed. I heard one girl utter in awe, as if she could scarcely believe it herself, “me ga aoi!” (his eyes are blue!). Over the next two decades I found that the blueness of my eyes had a similar effect on adult women as well, but that’s another story. [/quote]

My brother is 6’4", blonde haired, blue eyes, with the whitest of white skin and decent looking. And he can just rake in the women while he’s here.

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eyes that are blue I do not have[/quote]

I did TOTALLY okay with brown eyes and dark brown hair. [/quote]
I can see that lol. The only black guy I have to off of is Lil’ Bow Wow as far as I know.[/quote]

Don’t worry man, if he ever reflects on the signifigance of his musical career. Suicide is a forgone conclusion…lol

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:

[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
What are some laws in Japan that would make Americans or any Westerners for that matter, say “wtf”?[/quote]

You can pretty much drink anywhere: in the park, on the train, walking home from the train station. And people do.

The laws regarding multi-national marriage child abduction are WTF type stuff (like when a Japanese woman marries a Canadian and then “steals” the kids and moves back to Japan)

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I remember hearing about that. I’ve also seen stories where parents just flat out abandon the kids. I saw a movie based on that. It was really good. I wish I could remember what it’s called.[/quote]

It’s called Dare Mo Shiranai, or Nobody Knows. I hate that movie with every iota of my being. The only movie I possibly hate more than that one is Event Horizon, and it’s a tough call.

Is it technically good? Yeah.

But watching such a disgusting story with absolutely no redemptive elements, that just leaves the viewer with nothing but sadness and despair and pointlessness and emptiness, is just beyond my ability. [/quote]

This intrigues me, you not a fan of tragic pessimism in film? I’m always drawn to pessimistic elements, I think I even prefer meaningful tragedies over happy endings, even if the happy ending comes about respectably. I enjoy the idea of the children’s courage, and their resilience in the face of inevitable struggle. For all it’s pessimism, I like that there’s a glimmer of hope in the children and their intent to continue onwards despite the blows they’ve been dealt. Something about it seems incredibly authentic for all it’s woes and heartaches, I appreciate that a lot.

May sound strange that I’ve just said I’m drawn to the pessimism and described my appreciation for the optimism, I guess silver linings are what do me in.

Also, with you on Event Horizon. But there’s something special about Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 for me. I’m sure off the top of my head there are ones I loathe more, possibly Showgirls, but I saw Superbabies again recently and I want to punch whoever decided to direct that square in the eyes.[/quote]

No, I don’t appreciate the French Existentialist JP Sartre/Francis Bacon school of filmmaking. I don’t mind a meaningful tragedy, I just did not find any sort of meaning, none, within this film.

They killed the little girl. The cutest, sweetest one. Then buried her in a field. Fuck that sort of pessimism and fuck the spoilers I’m throwing around. I wish someone had warned me before I watched it.
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I like it as an expression of the ability that young children have to fight against terrible circumstances and the potential of adults to be on the opposite end of the spectrum regardless of the moral cost and losing the remains of their humanity for the sake of an easy way out. It’s a very, very tough film to sit through and it would tear any respectable person to shreds thinking about the events and repercussions of the mother’s actions (really felt like punching her character in the temple throughout, even before she got out of dodge), but I thought that I gathered some sense of respect for the moral compass of children that we all too often forget to credit them with. The young girl scenes are real grim, but I really think I enjoy their inclusion looking back on it all. I can deal with overbearing pessimistic notions for the strong insight into the mentality of a child in such a situation, along with the things they do and don’t yet understand, and how that may mould the path they take onwards in an effort to help each other. Been a very long while since I’ve seen it, may watch it again in the morning to freshen up, I wonder if it will get any easier the second time around.

While I know I’ll regret mentioning this, which I very much am now, the director has made a new family drama that won the Jury Prize at Cannes. It was the one I told you about a couple days ago upon your return, Like Father, Like Son. I’ll check up on it when it’s released to the public, to report back on how it compares and whether it’s anywhere near as emotionally tormenting, I hope you wouldn’t dismiss it based on Nobody Knows though. I don’t expect that you would, but still.

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Cortes, what did you think of Hotaru no Haka?[/quote]

I actually have not seen it. And now I’m intrigued but not sure that I will want to.

Again, I have NO problem with tragic movies. Many of my favorite movies are the kind where the protagonist dies. I am no fan of kids and animals dying, though, unless there’s a damned good reason for it.

I thought Black Rain was well directed, but finally a piece of anti-bomb propaganda, and is another “masterpiece” I would never watch again.

Every good character in Hara-kiri, on the other hand, dies, while the main antagonists remain alive and the others die offscreen. It, however, is one of the greatest movies I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen a lot of movies!).[/quote]

Grave Of The Fireflies is real good man, it’s definitely worth the risk. It’s a tough one to get through, and it ain’t no Hayao Miyazaki sunshine and roses deal, but at least one view would be a necessity. I don’t imagine you’d be left pleased at all with the way things play out, but there’s still a lot of beauty in it’s horrors, and one I feel better for having seen.

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
Nice blonde hair and blue eyes is a good thing huh…hmmmm

So what can I do with my MD in Japan when I am done?[/quote]

Start your own clinic, make tons of money, and not get to enjoy any of it because you work six days a week with no real vacation ever for the remainder of your life until retirement at 65.

Sound like fun, lol?

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

I’m saying this as an employer: Then demand for native speakers of English in this country is so great that a high school degree and a bit of savvy are all any citizen of the US, Canada, UK, OZ, NZ or SA need to easily get a job here.

Easily.

And you don’t even need the savvy if you are decent looking. [/quote]

Huh.

Might be time to brush off the old passport.
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Need a job?

Not joking.

Still waiting for you to get back to me on that email I sent you. I sent it to the address Chushin gave me, your yahoo acct.
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It arrived. I’ll respond tonight.

Uh oh, I sense Chushin about to get angry because I owe him an email too.
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Nah, I’m working on detachment these days.

But it’s about time you got your ass in gear!

;-)[/quote]

He’s lying, Varq. His message to me read:

“Here’s Varq’s dumb email address. Hope you enjoy YOUR NEW FRIEND!!!1!!”

Wow, Varq, thanks. Looks like I’m going to have to give this a watch. Not sure how I missed it.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

Uh, dog porn is a huge industry here. You guys just don’t see it because it is illegal in your countries.
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How in God’s name do you know THAT?[/quote]
If this is ever comes up in real life, I’d have to defer to an internet forum as my source which is worse than any response Cortes could give.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

You should have felt the culture shock going back after living here when then were no: fax machines / cell phones / bilingual broadcasts / computers / Skype services.

That’s back when Japan was a foreign country.

(Cue Cortes joke about how old I am.)

But seriously, you kids have no idea just how different it used to be here as compared to the West.[/quote]

I first went to Japan in 1989. I remember.

At the time the university thought it was going to have trouble finding a host family for me, because I had long hair, and many Japanese were somewhat conservative about such things. I ended up staying with a family in Onomachi, a little suburb of Ichikawa in Chiba prefecture.

My first real “foreign country” moment was when I was running up a flight of steps from the Main Street to the residential area, and I happened upon a large group of junior high school students. Whatever they were noisily discussing at the time was instantly engulfed in a shocked silence, and they all just stared at me as I passed. I heard one girl utter in awe, as if she could scarcely believe it herself, “me ga aoi!” (his eyes are blue!). Over the next two decades I found that the blueness of my eyes had a similar effect on adult women as well, but that’s another story. [/quote]

My brother is 6’4", blonde haired, blue eyes, with the whitest of white skin and decent looking. And he can just rake in the women while he’s here.

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eyes that are blue I do not have[/quote]
These days you darker guys have your own cache.

You’d do fine.
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I don’t think I’d look human with blue eyes.