[quote]winkel wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve cracked up many, many times from T-Nation. We should hold a t-nations funniest member award ceremony somewhere in the GAL forum. I’ve got a few members I’d like to nominate…
Avocado describing the effects of a sugary cereal carb up on AD would without a doubt take the price. I had tears running down my face from laughter.
The guy should do stand-up…
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Link?
Too bad this is a Disney movie.
This means a few things:
No reality based death/killing
No nudity
No foul language
Plenty of “PC-Equal Opportunity” Casting that realistically, doesn’t make any sense
Cliche’d villain
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Too bad this is a Disney movie.
This means a few things:
No reality based death/killing
No nudity
No foul language
Plenty of “PC-Equal Opportunity” Casting that realistically, doesn’t make any sense
Cliche’d villain[/quote]
Explains why the Prince of Persia doesn’t look Persian.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Too bad this is a Disney movie.
This means a few things:
No reality based death/killing
No nudity
No foul language
Plenty of “PC-Equal Opportunity” Casting that realistically, doesn’t make any sense
Cliche’d villain
Explains why the Prince of Persia doesn’t look Persian.[/quote]
Don’t forget the Prince’s sidekicks, made up of Asian, African and European characters!!
That may be an exaggeration, but you know Disney will bow to ANY racial pressure from ANY group if they don’t “PC/EO cast” the way they want.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Don’t forget the Prince’s sidekicks, made up of Asian, African and European characters!!
That may be an exaggeration, but you know Disney will bow to ANY racial pressure from ANY group if they don’t “PC/EO cast” the way they want.[/quote]
God forbid they might accidentally be faithful to the game.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Don’t forget the Prince’s sidekicks, made up of Asian, African and European characters!!
That may be an exaggeration, but you know Disney will bow to ANY racial pressure from ANY group if they don’t “PC/EO cast” the way they want.
God forbid they might accidentally be faithful to the game.[/quote]
I’m reminded of Uwe Boll by this sentence. Now I am angry.
[quote]Magnate wrote:
Makavali wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Don’t forget the Prince’s sidekicks, made up of Asian, African and European characters!!
That may be an exaggeration, but you know Disney will bow to ANY racial pressure from ANY group if they don’t “PC/EO cast” the way they want.
God forbid they might accidentally be faithful to the game.
I’m reminded of Uwe Boll by this sentence. Now I am angry.[/quote]
I wouldn’t like to see you angry?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Magnate wrote:
Makavali wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Don’t forget the Prince’s sidekicks, made up of Asian, African and European characters!!
That may be an exaggeration, but you know Disney will bow to ANY racial pressure from ANY group if they don’t “PC/EO cast” the way they want.
God forbid they might accidentally be faithful to the game.
I’m reminded of Uwe Boll by this sentence. Now I am angry.
I wouldn’t like to see you angry?[/quote]
Rawr.
[quote]Magnate wrote:
Makavali wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Don’t forget the Prince’s sidekicks, made up of Asian, African and European characters!!
That may be an exaggeration, but you know Disney will bow to ANY racial pressure from ANY group if they don’t “PC/EO cast” the way they want.
God forbid they might accidentally be faithful to the game.
I’m reminded of Uwe Boll by this sentence. Now I am angry.[/quote]
Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.[/quote]
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
Watch him fuck up something as special as Metal Gear Solid!!
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
Watch him fuck up something as special as Metal Gear Solid!![/quote]
Metal Gear Solid already sucks
That’s right, I SAID IT!
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
[/quote]
Shit! We are too late. According to IMDB he’s got the following in various stages of production:
Far Cry (2008)
Alone in the Dark II (2009)
Bloodrayne III (2009)
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Too much steroids?
Hence, face palm.[/quote]
Take a good look at him. Is he on steroids? EN, OH.
[quote]ImmortalAttitude wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Too much steroids?
Hence, face palm.
Take a good look at him. Is he on steroids? EN, OH.[/quote]
Face palm to you too, sir.
[quote]Magnate wrote:
winkel wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve cracked up many, many times from T-Nation. We should hold a t-nations funniest member award ceremony somewhere in the GAL forum. I’ve got a few members I’d like to nominate…
Avocado describing the effects of a sugary cereal carb up on AD would without a doubt take the price. I had tears running down my face from laughter.
The guy should do stand-up…
Link?[/quote]
I wish I had bookmarked the page but the “My experience on the AD” tread is a HUGE ass thread with close to 9000 posts so it would take me forever to locate it.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
Shit! We are too late. According to IMDB he’s got the following in various stages of production:
Far Cry (2008)
Alone in the Dark II (2009)
Bloodrayne III (2009)[/quote]
There was a second Bloodrayne ? 
Honestly, I hope that guy dies a horrible death…
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
Shit! We are too late. According to IMDB he’s got the following in various stages of production:
Far Cry (2008)
Alone in the Dark II (2009)
Bloodrayne III (2009)
There was a second Bloodrayne ?
Honestly, I hope that guy dies a horrible death…
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Are you kidding? They made more?
Although the first bloodrayne was classic b action. I laughed through the whole move. That and the jail sex scene was awesome.
[quote]winkel wrote:
Magnate wrote:
winkel wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve cracked up many, many times from T-Nation. We should hold a t-nations funniest member award ceremony somewhere in the GAL forum. I’ve got a few members I’d like to nominate…
Avocado describing the effects of a sugary cereal carb up on AD would without a doubt take the price. I had tears running down my face from laughter.
The guy should do stand-up…
Link?
I wish I had bookmarked the page but the “My experience on the AD” tread is a HUGE ass thread with close to 9000 posts so it would take me forever to locate it.
[/quote]
Understood. I’m out of town this weekend, so I’ll have plenty of time to look 
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
Shit! We are too late. According to IMDB he’s got the following in various stages of production:
Far Cry (2008)
Alone in the Dark II (2009)
Bloodrayne III (2009)
There was a second Bloodrayne ?
Honestly, I hope that guy dies a horrible death…
Are you kidding? They made more?
Although the first bloodrayne was classic b action. I laughed through the whole move. That and the jail sex scene was awesome.
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I agree. The jail sex scene was the only redeeming part of that movie.
They did make a Bloodrayne II and I actually sat through it. It’s even worse than the first one.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
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Uwe Boll makes the best video game based movies…NOT!
If Uwe reads this thread, he’ll probably challenge us to another boxing match.
Or worse yet make ANOTHER videogame based movie!
Shit! We are too late. According to IMDB he’s got the following in various stages of production:
Far Cry (2008)
Alone in the Dark II (2009)
Bloodrayne III (2009)
There was a second Bloodrayne ?
Honestly, I hope that guy dies a horrible death…
Are you kidding? They made more?
Although the first bloodrayne was classic b action. I laughed through the whole move. That and the jail sex scene was awesome.
I agree. The jail sex scene was the only redeeming part of that movie.
They did make a Bloodrayne II and I actually sat through it. It’s even worse than the first one.[/quote]
What? Impossible
Seriously, I wish he’d stick to the games more, they may not be deep or anything but people liked them for a reason… The movies, on the other hand…
I mean, honestly, he managed to FUCK UP every single one of them.
The only one that was kinda cool (art wise) was the silent hill one, even though it still wasn’t “good”. But was that one even by Boll ?