Jake Gyllenhaal Bulks Up

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
Nich wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
sen say wrote:
I think toned muscles would be more unrealistic than wearing sandals while over pronating.

Did you just seriously say tone?

lol@ toned muscles

but heres a gehy walking away pic from jarhead,he looked small but decent there I am not surprised that hes getting bigger now.

That picture looks funny. I think he is suffering from upper cross syndrome.

What is ‘upper cross syndrome’?

A muscular imbalance like when you see someone standing and they look as if they are going to fall over, with rounded shoulders and the upper back between the shoulder blades.

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Ah, I thought you were going to say something like, “When you see someone and think, ‘That guy needs an upper cross to the face.’”

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
AssOnGrass wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
AssOnGrass wrote:
He over pronates

And he has an anterior pelvit tilt.

Clearly needs to roll those hip flexors and get those glutes firing

I think he would be better of consulting Cressey instead of getting a bunch of interweb diagnoses.[/quote]

No way I’ve accomplished way more

like…

oh wait

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
Nich wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
sen say wrote:
I think toned muscles would be more unrealistic than wearing sandals while over pronating.

Did you just seriously say tone?

lol@ toned muscles

but heres a gehy walking away pic from jarhead,he looked small but decent there I am not surprised that hes getting bigger now.

That picture looks funny. I think he is suffering from upper cross syndrome.

What is ‘upper cross syndrome’?

A muscular imbalance like when you see someone standing and they look as if they are going to fall over, with rounded shoulders and the upper back between the shoulder blades.

Ah, I thought you were going to say something like, “When you see someone and think, ‘That guy needs an upper cross to the face.’”
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lol

No one would think that to you since you always wear that damn helmet

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Easy on the trailer park talk.[/quote]

Why?

Trailer parks are easy targets for:
Tornado Jokes
Well fare jokes
Brittany Spears’ Jokes
Barefoot and pregnant jokes
and at least 50 different “you know you’re a redneck…” jokes

Why limit the comedy?

[quote]Joe84 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
im being serious, or is that pic the one of him in all his majesty?

He’s an actor, not a bodybuilder, and you’re not much to talk, considering your physique is less impressive than his. [/quote]

Eh?
They look virtually the same to me… Except that Live prolly got some bigger legs.

Or maybe your eyes are sharper than mine and spotted some microscopic striation somewhere on that actor-dude ?

[quote]Christine wrote:

I think the kid’s got gyno.

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LMFAO

[quote]Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Easy on the trailer park talk.

Why?

Trailer parks are easy targets for:
Tornado Jokes
Well fare jokes
Brittany Spears’ Jokes
Barefoot and pregnant jokes
and at least 50 different “you know you’re a redneck…” jokes

Why limit the comedy?[/quote]

I like shootin’ pool and I like throwin’ darts
I like going to the junkyard lookin’ fer parts
I like shootin’ my guns in the dark
I like to hang out in the trailer park
I got a set of used tires fer sale in good shape
I got every episode of Dukes of Hazzard on tape
You may call me rude and crude and crass
I’m proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

I like to dip, and I like to spit
I like talking on the phone while I’m takin’ a shit
I’m proud to be a redneck piece of white trash
If you don’t like that, pucker up motherfuker you can kiss my ass.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Easy on the trailer park talk.

Why?

Trailer parks are easy targets for:
Tornado Jokes
Well fare jokes
Brittany Spears’ Jokes
Barefoot and pregnant jokes
and at least 50 different “you know you’re a redneck…” jokes

Why limit the comedy?[/quote]

Because equating Britney with trailer parks is insulting to trailer parks, not Britney.

And what’s wrong with barefoot?

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

Because equating Britney with trailer parks is insulting to trailer parks, not Britney.

And what’s wrong with barefoot?[/quote]

Laughing my fucking ass off at “insulting to trailer parks”. I don’t even think anything I type will be funnier than “insulting trailer parks” and someone actually being offended by it as if Trailer Park Integrity had been crushed.

Also, if you have not heard the term “barefoot and pregnant” you need to stop typing as if you are offended by it. It has jack shit to do with actually simply walking around without shoes.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:

Because equating Britney with trailer parks is insulting to trailer parks, not Britney.

And what’s wrong with barefoot?

Laughing my fucking ass off at “insulting to trailer parks”. I don’t even think anything I type will be funnier than “insulting trailer parks” and someone actually being offended by it as if Trailer Park Integrity had been crushed.

Also, if you have not heard the term “barefoot and pregnant” you need to stop typing as if you are offended by it. It has jack shit to do with actually simply walking around without shoes.[/quote]

I’m sorry, I might should have typed �??/sarcasm�??

I was trying to be funny, apparently unsuccessfully.

At least in the way I meant to be.

oh it was funny. I may or may not have LOLed.

-chris

It got an internal acknowledgement of, “heh, that’s funny” from me.

I rarely literally “laugh out loud” from things I read online.

[quote]anonym wrote:
It got an internal acknowledgement of, “heh, that’s funny” from me.

I rarely literally “laugh out loud” from things I read online.[/quote]

I’ve cracked up many, many times from T-Nation. We should hold a t-nations funniest member award ceremony somewhere in the GAL forum. I’ve got a few members I’d like to nominate…

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:

Because equating Britney with trailer parks is insulting to trailer parks, not Britney.

And what’s wrong with barefoot?

Laughing my fucking ass off at “insulting to trailer parks”. I don’t even think anything I type will be funnier than “insulting trailer parks” and someone actually being offended by it as if Trailer Park Integrity had been crushed.

Also, if you have not heard the term “barefoot and pregnant” you need to stop typing as if you are offended by it. It has jack shit to do with actually simply walking around without shoes.

I’m sorry, I might should have typed �??/sarcasm�??

I was trying to be funny, apparently unsuccessfully.
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Um no, I got it

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

I’ve cracked up many, many times from T-Nation. We should hold a t-nations funniest member award ceremony somewhere in the GAL forum. I’ve got a few members I’d like to nominate…[/quote]

Avocado describing the effects of a sugary cereal carb up on AD would without a doubt take the price. I had tears running down my face from laughter.

The guy should do stand-up…

[quote]Rattler wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
wheres the bulked up picture?

Leave the guy alone. For an actor who is normally fairly small, he’s done a good job.[/quote]

I agree. I can’t believe I’m seeing a picture of him looking like that.

You have to remember the camera adds 10 pounds.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
You have to remember the camera adds 10 pounds.[/quote]

10 pounds of steroids.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
You have to remember the camera adds 10 pounds.

10 pounds of steroids.[/quote]

pwned?