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Ritter Sport,son.

[quote]artw wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
BodyByGame20 wrote:
rrjc5488, that’s the best response the knob jockey has ever got!

Can we seriously ban him or something? At first all his threads were kind of entertaining. Now it’s just douchey, I agree with Danny Tanner.

Jack Urboady, do you even lift? I mean besides the one time you did your ill-prepared squats?

LOL another one summoning the ban. Piss poor.

Check my training log for info on my lifts mate.

I checked your logs mate. 275lbs/125kgx3 for sumo deadlifts? Not impressive at all. Neither is close-grip benching 192lbs/87.5kg for one set of two reps. 3 sets of 7 pullups? Keep eating that chocolate you daft wee dancer! [/quote]

Everyone starts somewhere man. No need to shit on somebody’s numbers if he isn’t giving advice or bragging about being a badass.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
parsley wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
UtahIron wrote:
There’s so much dumb shit going on here, I don’t know where to start.
This is the "Get. A. Life. forum. Not the “only create threads if you want to talk about rocket science and other highly stimulating topics forum.”

The people responding with "another thread, dumbass, followed by ban him!, x2, x3 etc… is more anoying than the actual thread. Jack doesn’t really bother me; I think he’s kind of amusing sometimes. But guess what…secret coming…if I don’t feel like reading one of his threads, I don’t click on it. hits forhead
And the people posting to a thread created by someone they blocked? pathetic.

The end

PS: Gotta go with the Butterfinger Crunch…

x -1

i lol’d

Haha you guys are dick noses. I shoulda known…X2[/quote]

[quote]UtahIron wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
parsley wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
UtahIron wrote:
There’s so much dumb shit going on here, I don’t know where to start.
This is the "Get. A. Life. forum. Not the “only create threads if you want to talk about rocket science and other highly stimulating topics forum.”

The people responding with "another thread, dumbass, followed by ban him!, x2, x3 etc… is more anoying than the actual thread. Jack doesn’t really bother me; I think he’s kind of amusing sometimes. But guess what…secret coming…if I don’t feel like reading one of his threads, I don’t click on it. hits forhead
And the people posting to a thread created by someone they blocked? pathetic.

The end

PS: Gotta go with the Butterfinger Crunch…

x -1

i lol’d

Haha you guys are dick noses. I shoulda known…X2

[/quote]

lol @ dick noses… But “x -1” was one of the best posts of all time

UK chocolate is lame compared to Germany, Belgium and Swiss stuff. Mexico also has some incredible chocolate, but German and Belgian stuff have been tops in my experience.

Yes, x -1 made me chuckle a bit.

You can kiss your cuts goodbye if you eat this.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Ritter Sport,son. [/quote]

The original ones from Germany are bomb, the ones sold in America are horrible. That stack looks pretty German to me; I finished my stash that my sister brought me.

[quote]artw wrote:
I checked your logs mate. 275lbs/125kgx3 for sumo deadlifts? Not impressive at all. Neither is close-grip benching 192lbs/87.5kg for one set of two reps. 3 sets of 7 pullups? Keep eating that chocolate you daft wee dancer! [/quote]

Thanks for checking the log artw. If you’re gonna give me constructive criticism then please fire it in the log it would be greatly appreciated mate.

I’m surprised this thread isn’t about ‘birds’.

OP sounds like Ace Rimmer.

Join date Sept 2009, posts 320.

Thats 10 posts a day either starting shitty topics or arguing about said shitty topics. Get a life.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
UtahIron wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
parsley wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
UtahIron wrote:
There’s so much dumb shit going on here, I don’t know where to start.
This is the "Get. A. Life. forum. Not the “only create threads if you want to talk about rocket science and other highly stimulating topics forum.”

The people responding with "another thread, dumbass, followed by ban him!, x2, x3 etc… is more anoying than the actual thread. Jack doesn’t really bother me; I think he’s kind of amusing sometimes. But guess what…secret coming…if I don’t feel like reading one of his threads, I don’t click on it. hits forhead
And the people posting to a thread created by someone they blocked? pathetic.

The end

PS: Gotta go with the Butterfinger Crunch…

x -1

i lol’d

Haha you guys are dick noses. I shoulda known…X2

lol @ dick noses… But “x -1” was one of the best posts of all time[/quote]

:smiley:

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Ritter Sport,son.

The original ones from Germany are bomb, the ones sold in America are horrible. That stack looks pretty German to me; I finished my stash that my sister brought me.[/quote]

Yes…we have quite a few shops here in Killeen/Ft.Hood that carry the good German stuff. Also,my bro-in-law is at Stuttgart and sent us an evil package of all varieties of the 100g and mini-bars over the summer.

[quote]Otep wrote:
Kit-Kats are okay, but dude, the greatest candy bar of all time is Bueno.

Ironically, it is not Mexican in origin, but Polish.

The fact that you cannot get them in the states is the height of villianous protectionism.[/quote]

Because Mexico is the only spanish speaking country in the world right?

[quote]artw wrote:
Champ1989 wrote:
In America the guidelines regulating pre-packed foods are more strict then anywhere else, thus all our foods becomes riddled with preservatives and chemicals in order to meet said guidelines. It’s why wine in the states gives you headaches and why our beer tastes like bleach.

The best wine in the world come from California. Read up on the wine-tasting competition they had back in the mid-seventies. About 30 wines from California against the top 30 wines from France. In blind taste tests, the Cal. wines won a majority of the comparisons and the best overall wine was a cabernet from the Santa Cruz Mountains. 30 years later they did the same thing with the same wines to see which ones aged better. California wines won out again with the same cabernet taking the top spot.[/quote]

The movie “Bottle Shock” is about this taste test. Not the best movie ever, but it was entertaining.

[quote]DieselAllDay wrote:
OP, you are the worst kind of person, and you’re skinny genes should be weeded out of existence,
if i lived in the Uk id do it myself.[/quote]

I’d chip in for a plane ticket…

[quote]skyel7 wrote:

OP sounds like Ace Rimmer.
[/quote]

Shit, that’s a good point. Wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be him.

Peanut m&m’s big bag. FTW!!! Also TWIX.

[quote]sevenmoist wrote:
Peanut m&m’s big bag. FTW!!! Also TWIX.[/quote]

Peanut butter m&m’s big bag. FTW!!!

/Fixed

On the topic of who makes the best chocolate, it all depends on what you grew up on. I like our chocolate and Italian chocolate. IMO Belgian chocolate tastes like wax, British chocolate tastes like chocolate flavored wax, and Chinese chocolate… no wait, they don’t have chocolate.

Any of you Marmite eaters? A British chick at work brought me a bottle of it. Smells like dog ear wax. No way I was putting that shit in my mouth.

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
skyel7 wrote:

OP sounds like Ace Rimmer.

Shit, that’s a good point. Wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be him.[/quote]

Impossible. Jack understands basic grammar and can form a paragraph.