[quote]Vegita wrote:
Is anyone burning these birds or at least cutting thier heads off? I mean the fish, I’m not so worried about. Zombie fish can’t jump out on land and start biting me. But re-animated zombie birds sure as hell can fly and attack in furious flocks of rotting infested flesh. Please someone tell me the aren’t buyring them in shallow graves. Please.
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Why couldn’t a zombie fish come out and start biting you? They’re already dead and don’t need to be under water any more.
Some of the jaws on a good sized musky or pike will surely tear the flesh off of your lower extremities, and when you fall they will eat the rest of you.
Not trying to scare you, just making sure you’re prepared.[/quote]
Now, I may not be the greatest runner in the world, but even I can outrun a fish on land.
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Fallacious reasoning my man. You were trying to outrun a suffocating fish. Not a dead one with no need to breath.
Also, many of them are opportunistic ambush predators. You won’t even see it coming. You’ll be walking along minding your own biz, and Wham! Zombie brown trout will be gnawing and thrashing on your toes.
A big ole pike hears the commotion and next thing you know, you have a 15lb. predator with a mouth one third the size of its body taking a chunk out of your leg.
I have it on good authority that zombie hordes are easily avoided in the morning due to a sluggish CNS (they never eat any sleeping living person because it’s too early, in case their capacity to eat flesh is impaired).
Same reason that vamps eat at night. Vulnerable to sunlight? Bullshit. It’s their CNS fighting back.
Staked thru the heart? Total crap. Van Helsing went straight for the CNS.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
I blame BP. They are awesome at mass animal kills. On the bright side, they don’t need to change initials. BP = Bird Pulverizers[/quote]
We’re sorry!
How about the fact that 30 years ago we wouldn’t even KNOW this was happening? It’s probably not as crazy rare as we think it is.
People will try to make a justification or rationalization because they’re scared, and others will try to use it as a means to justify their own beliefs (aliens.)
Nothing will get accomplished here other than people trying to help themselves sleep better at night.
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
apparently these birds all roost at night, not big night fliers since they cannot see great at night. the explosions (fireworks) caused a flock to startle. all discombobulated the birds started flying into the sides of houses, trees, etc. a big mass bird clump of confusion banging into the sides of shit.
we’re good at fucking up the world, says the guy who eats lbs of beef, turkey, chicken every week.
like that dumb cunt who shot the albino moose, what a fucking cunt. i’d like to shoot her in her dumb inbred face. stupid choices are made when your lovers are family members.[/quote]
So…they flew into houses and trees…but somehow ended up in the middle of roads with neither of the aforementioned in the area?
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
apparently these birds all roost at night, not big night fliers since they cannot see great at night. the explosions (fireworks) caused a flock to startle. all discombobulated the birds started flying into the sides of houses, trees, etc. a big mass bird clump of confusion banging into the sides of shit.
we’re good at fucking up the world, says the guy who eats lbs of beef, turkey, chicken every week.
like that dumb cunt who shot the albino moose, what a fucking cunt. i’d like to shoot her in her dumb inbred face. stupid choices are made when your lovers are family members.[/quote]
So…they flew into houses and trees…but somehow ended up in the middle of roads with neither of the aforementioned in the area?
Definitely aliens guys. [/quote]
Coulda’ been a couple 46’s on a SDLM run…
[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
apparently these birds all roost at night, not big night fliers since they cannot see great at night. the explosions (fireworks) caused a flock to startle. all discombobulated the birds started flying into the sides of houses, trees, etc. a big mass bird clump of confusion banging into the sides of shit.
we’re good at fucking up the world, says the guy who eats lbs of beef, turkey, chicken every week.
like that dumb cunt who shot the albino moose, what a fucking cunt. i’d like to shoot her in her dumb inbred face. stupid choices are made when your lovers are family members.[/quote]
So…they flew into houses and trees…but somehow ended up in the middle of roads with neither of the aforementioned in the area?
Definitely aliens guys. [/quote]
Coulda’ been a couple 46’s on a SDLM run…[/quote]
That birds just flew right into, somehow avoiding getting chopped up…lol.
The last theory I heard was the birds were pulled into the air from violent updrafts associated with thunderstorms, and between the stress, being slammed together, oxygen deprivation and freezing temps, they die. No slamming into buildings or fireworks needed. This was from an ornithologist at Cornell.
My favorite theory out of Arkansas (I think is was a coroner or someone of similar ilk) was the bird’s stomachs were empty so they could not have been poisoned. You hear that, poison can only hurt you if you eat it. This poisonous gas fantasy can be laid to rest…
