It's Raining Birds

[quote]Mascherano wrote:

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Even more weirdness.

  • 50 dead jackdaws found on city street in Sweden
  • 100 tons of sardines, croaker and catfish wash up dead on Brazilian coast
  • Hundreds of fish dead in New Zealand
  • And in Britain, 40,000 devil crabs join list of casualties
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gulp

Thanks for that article - at least it has some concrete info.

I know you’ll all think I’m a pussy, but i get really depressed when the environment suffers at the hands of humanity. And what with the world about to end…

Thank god for gin.[/quote]

Bombay Sapphire!

That is all.

You guys are forgetting “el chupacabra” which could end up being “el chupa aves/chupa pescaso” it’s just soo obvious, it’s obvious…

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Mascherano wrote:

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
They ended up saying the cause of death was blunt force drama; with that many birds dead in one area, all at once, that rules out hunters, airplanes, helicopters, fireworks…so…I guess that leaves UFOs? Lol. [/quote]

You laugh…[/quote]

I’m with you brother. Its gotta be UFOs. Get your bag packed.

I’m not even joking! [/quote]
I’m not laughing or joking either! Shit’s about to get real.
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i’m hiding out in the adorondacks when shit goes down. peace out TN.

Oh shit, never mind, I figured out why all the birds are dying…

BIRD FLU!

Well, more like “Bird Flew…and died”

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Oh shit, never mind, I figured out why all the birds are dying…

BIRD FLU!

Well, more like “Bird Flew…and died”[/quote]
lulzz

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Oh shit, never mind, I figured out why all the birds are dying…

BIRD FLU!

Well, more like “Bird Flew…and died”[/quote]

lulz. not.

on the plus side, now I don’t have to repay my gargantuan student loans - fuck you citibank!

Blunt-force trauma on flock of birds=hail. Fish die en-mass all the time from pollution, pockets of no oxygen, or temp. changes, its not related. Sorry, UFO fans.

From the amount of dead animals it sounds more like a disease or virus is spreading.

This is actually not rare.

16 incidents have been reporter in the US in the last year.

The blunt force thing is the birds colliding in the air. They next, get startled by something or some event at night and fly into each other and die.

50,000 birds all flying in opposite directions can do some damage.

EDIT: “16 in the last 5 years. in the US.”

aliens, dude~

the government is trying to cover it up.

But it’s aliens.

or Zombies!

[quote]Edgy wrote:
aliens, dude~

the government is trying to cover it up.

But it’s aliens.

or Zombies![/quote]

Zombie cyborg aliens FTW!!!

AWESOME!

Does that mean TheBird will no longer post here?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
AWESOME!

Does that mean TheBird will no longer post here?

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When they say the birds died of blunt force trauma, I think that just means they died when they hit the ground. Doesn’t address why they fell out of the sky. Birds are very sensitive too air quality so I would look first to gas or other pollutants in the air. There’s no way they were all flying into each other.

[quote]on edge wrote:
When they say the birds died of blunt force trauma, I think that just means they died when they hit the ground. Doesn’t address why they fell out of the sky. Birds are very sensitive too air quality so I would look first to gas or other pollutants in the air. There’s no way they were all flying into each other.[/quote]

Did you ever see these giant swarms flying in complete unison?

Ever wonder what one retard bird might do to such a thing?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
When they say the birds died of blunt force trauma, I think that just means they died when they hit the ground. Doesn’t address why they fell out of the sky. Birds are very sensitive too air quality so I would look first to gas or other pollutants in the air. There’s no way they were all flying into each other.[/quote]

Did you ever see these giant swarms flying in complete unison?

Ever wonder what one retard bird might do to such a thing?[/quote]

I’m sure they slip up all the time and the result is a brief minor glitch that is quickly corrected. There’s lots of room up in the sky. A flock of birds that looks pretty dense is really mostly space. Even if they started flying in all directions they would mostly miss each other.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
When they say the birds died of blunt force trauma, I think that just means they died when they hit the ground. Doesn’t address why they fell out of the sky. Birds are very sensitive too air quality so I would look first to gas or other pollutants in the air. There’s no way they were all flying into each other.[/quote]

Did you ever see these giant swarms flying in complete unison?

Ever wonder what one retard bird might do to such a thing?[/quote]

I’m sure they slip up all the time and the result is a brief minor glitch that is quickly corrected. There’s lots of room up in the sky. A flock of birds that looks pretty dense is really mostly space. Even if they started flying in all directions they would mostly miss each other.[/quote]

Not of they are nesting in huge numbers and get startled…

Sounds like they were stuck in a hail storm, to me.

Happens all the time off the Med. sea near Israel, Italy, whatever.

Hail will fall down (and up, just as violently) in really wicked thunderstorms — with or without water or hail actually making it to the ground. Anything in the middle is beat to hell.

We’ve had birds falling out of the sky like this for a couple thousand years from this.

Seriously, Americans need to travel more, or at least read a travel book.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
nesting in huge numbers [/quote]
Bird orgy!

It’s like an M Night Shamalama movie.

First the birds and smaller animals with simple nervous systems go down, then as it spreads and transforms, it moves to more complex beings.

Soon people will be falling out of trees and ff of power lines all over the place, and the only safety will be to hide where there are no trees or power lines.

Then the angry dude from Rage Against the Machine will hold a concert singing about how he told us so, but at $150.00 a ticket his audience will refuse to buy them and call him a sellout.
He will be fatally injured when someone falls from the lighting trusses over the stage.