Whereabouts in Maine are you? General direction I mean? At the hospital I work at only a handful of cases. Most on vents.
Androscoggin County!
Edit: To be clear, my brother is in Boston, not Maine. I don’t know anyone here who has it.
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That’s great news.
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Or a sign of faulty tests and the rest of the family infected but asymptomatic?
Either way we’re all thrilled. Everyone is presently well!
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I knew I should have resisted my 4th lockdown sandwich of the day.
Too late now I suppose, I guess I’ll have a 5th.
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You gotta feed your body so the immune system has all the fuel it needs to fight at full strength! Also, the fatter you are, the less distance you can cover and less likely you are to get off the couch, which lowers the risk of catching the virus.
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One could keep eating until the virus dies from obesity!
Theoretically.
Maybe it’s just a hypothesis.
Ok, Rough guess.
Wishful think… Pass me one of dem sammiches!
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I read that in JP Sears voice (in my head) and it sounded really smart and spiritual.
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I knew there was a reason I’m seeing an uptick of younger male patients having heart attacks and sleep apnea related probs.
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Phirmantis? I heard grease and mayo thickens the phospholipid bilayer so much that the rna inside can’t operate thus deactivating the virus
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It took me a second to get this. I thought you talking about an insect! 
Primanti’s. Colloquial pronunciation “Dahn primanees anat.”.
But yes, the cells become impervious to viruses because the cell walls are like oobleck. And everything else too.
That’s why we have such great angioplastyologists around here. 
Those dudes get up in there like Roto-Rooter!
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I’m probably 15 pounds heavier (and it ain’t all muscle) than when I got married 6 years ago. I’ve long known my wife often wants to kill me, but damned if this isn’t the craftiest way for her to get away with.
God knows here skinny blonde self has much less of a chance.
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Happy to hear about your brother, dude.
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Never trust a woman. Our plan is always to kill our mates in the most nefarious and insidious of ways.
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Guess what? You make us prefer death so you’re doing us a favor. This is why women suck at revenge.
So true!
It’s evolutionary, just look at black widows and praying mantises 
Damn I was only kidding but you sound bitter.
My big anything I want on a pizza night with my favorite cigars makes so much more sense now!
It almost worked too!
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Praying mantis are not to be fucked with apparently
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