Is the Old Spice guy Kroc?

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That sounds SUSPICIOUSLY like what Matt Kroc has done on many occasions, and probably at least twice since you started reading this sentence…

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5 min huh,

Min 1- Prayer
Min 2- Sandwich
Min 3-5- SOMEBODY’S GETTING FUCKED.

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[quote]four60 wrote:
5 min huh,

Min 1- Prayer
Min 2- Sandwich
Min 3-5- SOMEBODY’S GETTING FUCKED.[/quote]

Dude you got that in reverse. Sandwich ALWAYS precedes sex.

Edit sorry my vocabulary lessons have failed me. I meant comes after sex…carry on.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
5 min huh,

Min 1- Prayer
Min 2- Sandwich
Min 3-5- SOMEBODY’S GETTING FUCKED.[/quote]

Dude you got that in reverse. Sandwich ALWAYS precedes sex.

Edit sorry my vocabulary lessons have failed me. I meant comes after sex…carry on.[/quote]

Yeah but then how can I go out with a BANG?

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
5 min huh,

Min 1- Prayer
Min 2- Sandwich
Min 3-5- SOMEBODY’S GETTING FUCKED.[/quote]

Dude you got that in reverse. Sandwich ALWAYS precedes sex.

Edit sorry my vocabulary lessons have failed me. I meant comes after sex…carry on.[/quote]

Yeah but then how can I go out with a BANG?
[/quote]

Slam the plate down!

OR

Hit her when you finished eating because it wasn’t right

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You’d have time to watch this funny video:

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[quote]Nards wrote:
You’d have time to watch this funny video:

Nards that was epic haha

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[quote]B-Man wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
You’d have time to watch this funny video:

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Nards that was epic haha[/quote]

x10,000

Literally had to hold my hand over my mouth and nose in the office to stop the laughter. Brilliant.

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^I’m hating you guys right now. Can’t get this at work. Ok someone give up a break down.

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haha that vid is awesome. YOU ARE A FUCKING CHOIR BOY TO ME!

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OMG that video… Nards, you win at internets - can’t believe I haven’t seen that one before!

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[quote]four60 wrote:
^I’m hating you guys right now. Can’t get this at work. Ok someone give up a break down.[/quote]

You’ll hate me for not giving you a break down, but you’ll understand when I tell you to just watch it when you get home - Cliff’s Notes would only ruin it.

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[quote]PaddyM wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
^I’m hating you guys right now. Can’t get this at work. Ok someone give up a break down.[/quote]

You’ll hate me for not giving you a break down, but you’ll understand when I tell you to just watch it when you get home - Cliff’s Notes would only ruin it.[/quote]

OK NO one and I mean NO one can make me laugh just by Cursing like Arnold

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I think this one may be even better as it uses clips from other James Earl Jones performances:

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[quote]Nards wrote:
I think this one may be even better as it uses clips from other James Earl Jones performances:

Hahah that’s even better