Is Seagal for Real?

[quote]punchedbear wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
A super brawl with Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Vandamme, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris and Bruce lee: who would win?[/quote]

trick question: Lemmy would win. Lemmy IS god.[/quote]

who is lemmy?

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He is god. He already told you that.

And that video made me giggle. Machida never knew how to stuff a takedown and knee someone before he meet Seagal? I wanna see him try that knee against one of the better wrestlers in the 205lb division. Guaranteed he is on his back and getting smashed before that knee comes up or if it does it wont have anything behind it.[/quote]

Wrong! Seagal taught him a super secret Aikido counter to all of that. You don’t think that they’re actually going to show it in a video before it happens do you?

[quote]punchedbear wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
A super brawl with Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Vandamme, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris and Bruce lee: who would win?[/quote]

trick question: Lemmy would win. Lemmy IS god.[/quote]

who is lemmy?

[/quote]

He is god. He already told you that.

And that video made me giggle. Machida never knew how to stuff a takedown and knee someone before he meet Seagal? I wanna see him try that knee against one of the better wrestlers in the 205lb division. Guaranteed he is on his back and getting smashed before that knee comes up or if it does it wont have anything behind it.[/quote]

Yeah, that must be why several wrestlers couldn’t put Machida down or got kneed on their livers and knocked down by it like Couture, Tito, Soukoudjou. The guy got an awesome sumo base.

[quote]ZEB wrote:
Wrong! Seagal taught him a super secret Aikido counter to all of that. You don’t think that they’re actually going to show it in a video before it happens do you?
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Lol!

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]punchedbear wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
A super brawl with Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Vandamme, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris and Bruce lee: who would win?[/quote]

trick question: Lemmy would win. Lemmy IS god.[/quote]

who is lemmy?

[/quote]

He is god. He already told you that.

And that video made me giggle. Machida never knew how to stuff a takedown and knee someone before he meet Seagal? I wanna see him try that knee against one of the better wrestlers in the 205lb division. Guaranteed he is on his back and getting smashed before that knee comes up or if it does it wont have anything behind it.[/quote]

Yeah, that must be why several wrestlers couldn’t put Machida down or got kneed on their livers and knocked down by it like Couture, Tito, Soukoudjou. The guy got an awesome sumo base.
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He was kneeing for the head well pushing down on the head not sprawling. Thats not how he avoided takedowns from the wrestlers at all. I agree he has a great ability to stay standing and is frustrating for wrestlers but if he tried that move that Seagal tought him he is down on his back.

And did you figure out who Lemmy is yet?

The only guy i can think of is Lemmy from Motorhead. ALL HEIL METAL!

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
The only guy i can think of is Lemmy from Motorhead. ALL HEIL METAL![/quote]
He is the one.

[quote]Fistiecuffs wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
The only guy i can think of is Lemmy from Motorhead. ALL HEIL METAL![/quote]
He is the one.

this is pure GENIUS! i must know which movie is it from!

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