[quote]DJHT wrote:
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That is a perfectly rational fear.
I’m a text book hyperchondriac, so…everything! It sucks really. Working out is the only thing that keeps my anxiety in check. I just talked to a kid who tore his aorta from lifting too heavy though…so now it’s even infected the gym. ohz noez
[quote]DJHT wrote:
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Looks like the elephant man, fuckin’ hell.
I can’t stand but tolerate deep water. I go fishing a fair bit in the summer on the lakes around here but I don’t like going too far off shore. Once I stop seeing land(roughly six miles) I start to get a little edgy. On a hot day and someone wants to cool off and go over the side I make them wear a life jacket, no acceptions, I’ve almost come to blows with friends because they like to see me get wound up about insisting. Makes for an interesting charter I’m told.
The only way I’ll go swimming in water NOT surrounded by concrete is if I have a few shots of liquid courage first…JD. Something slimmy touches me I’ll lose it.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
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Looks like the elephant man, fuckin’ hell.
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I thought it was a pig at first, literally. =/
I have a fear of tearin my Achilles tendon.
Especially when im doing calf raises
when I was a little kid I used to be scared of swimming in the deep end of swimming pools cause I always though Jaws was going to pop out… Talk about irrational… the pool wasnt even salt water.
afraid of peaches
afraid of pickles
afraid of cotton balls, jello and frogs
I used to have an irrational fear of tearing my biceps while deadlifting but then. . . oh wait. . . shit!
KNEEL TO THE MIGHTY CLOWNSHARK!!
[quote]Stern wrote:
Have to agree with clowns. I know people walk around pretending to be happy all the time, but there’s nothing more sinister than an angry clown with a happy face. It just ain’t right.
And sharks. Of all the predators on the planet they have to be the most terrifying. With lions and tigers and bears you can at least pretend you can outrun them or climb a tree or hide. There’s no outrunning or hiding from a hungry shark. There’s no pretending.
Clownsharks would incite an immediate heart attack.[/quote]
[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
KNEEL TO THE MIGHTY CLOWNSHARK!!
[quote]Stern wrote:
Have to agree with clowns. I know people walk around pretending to be happy all the time, but there’s nothing more sinister than an angry clown with a happy face. It just ain’t right.
And sharks. Of all the predators on the planet they have to be the most terrifying. With lions and tigers and bears you can at least pretend you can outrun them or climb a tree or hide. There’s no outrunning or hiding from a hungry shark. There’s no pretending.
Clownsharks would incite an immediate heart attack.[/quote]
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HAHAHA! Love the caption, but that is pure evil right there!
Thankfully on the internet I can be a tough guy, but were I to see this off the coast of Scotland I would immediately piss myself, then glug-glug and sink =(
[quote]Stern wrote:
And sharks. Of all the predators on the planet they have to be the most terrifying. With lions and tigers and bears you can at least pretend you can outrun them or climb a tree or hide. There’s no outrunning or hiding from a hungry shark. There’s no pretending.
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you could easily outrun a hungry shark (seeing as how sharks have no legs)
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Being in a car going really fast when I’m not behind the wheel freaks me out. I literally whiteknuckle it and watch the road as intently as I do when I’m driving. Even something like 50 or 60 in a 25 or 35 mph zone kinda freaks me out. [/quote]
^This. Every bad crash I’ve been in, someone else was driving. I used to hang out with a guy who was born to be a NASCAR driver and loved to drive 100+mph with me just to freak me out.
And midgets. I always think midgets will climb up my nose, kind of the mouse and elephant thing.
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Being in a car going really fast when I’m not behind the wheel freaks me out. I literally whiteknuckle it and watch the road as intently as I do when I’m driving. Even something like 50 or 60 in a 25 or 35 mph zone kinda freaks me out. [/quote]
^This. Every bad crash I’ve been in, someone else was driving. I used to hang out with a guy who was born to be a NASCAR driver and loved to drive 100+mph with me just to freak me out.
And midgets. I always think midgets will climb up my nose, kind of the mouse and elephant thing. [/quote]
Sway: The Irresistible Pull of Irrational Behavior
Read it.
Me? Papercuts. I had one under my thumb (yes, no clue how it happened) and ever since then, if I handle sheets of paper I IMMEDIATELY feel that papercut…makes me cringe.
[quote]Sturat wrote:
I used to have an irrational fear of tearing my biceps while deadlifting but then. . . oh wait. . . shit![/quote]
Sense of humor still intact. Good sign.
You are not helping with my fear of tearing my arms off while deadlifting though.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Being in a car going really fast when I’m not behind the wheel freaks me out. I literally whiteknuckle it and watch the road as intently as I do when I’m driving. Even something like 50 or 60 in a 25 or 35 mph zone kinda freaks me out. [/quote]
^This. Every bad crash I’ve been in, someone else was driving. I used to hang out with a guy who was born to be a NASCAR driver and loved to drive 100+mph with me just to freak me out.
And midgets. I always think midgets will climb up my nose, kind of the mouse and elephant thing. [/quote]
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You son of a bitch, I lol’d.
^ hahahahahahahahaha
i think i have too many other undiagnosed mental problems to be afraid of anything.
or I am just fucking awesome.
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
And sharks. Of all the predators on the planet they have to be the most terrifying. With lions and tigers and bears you can at least pretend you can outrun them or climb a tree or hide. There’s no outrunning or hiding from a hungry shark. There’s no pretending.
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you could easily outrun a hungry shark (seeing as how sharks have no legs)[/quote]
Wutwut?
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
[quote]Sturat wrote:
I used to have an irrational fear of tearing my biceps while deadlifting but then. . . oh wait. . . shit![/quote]
Sense of humor still intact. Good sign.
You are not helping with my fear of tearing my arms off while deadlifting though. [/quote]
Made me think of this:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4090/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-all-drug-olympics