Irrational Fears

monsters

[quote]Sturat wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
I am deadly afraid of nuns.[/quote]

Fear is useless.[/quote]

It’s true, Nuns feed off your fear.[/quote]

Then courage shall be my weapon to fend off this mighty foes.

Black people…

I mean snakes! SNAKES!!!

Teeth. I used to have a recurring dream that i was losing all my teeth. I’d try to hide it or protect them but there was nothing I could do to stop the rotting in my mouth. Totally helpless.

I hate the dentist and was estatic that I got to keep my wisdom teeth when they came in a few years ago.

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
My mother is deathly afraid of pigeons…

I have a weird fear of getting my collarbone ripped out of my body…if someone touches or I accidentally touch it I get really nauseous.[/quote]

And on the other end of the spectrum…

SNAKES. Motherfucking snakes. The thought of being bitten by one and knowing that your life is on a fast track to the end.

If I saw one, I would die. The thought that they can silently slither into any corner, and can fucking kill you with a simple bite to the ankle.

So, that said, I’m probably travelling to thailand in the summer. FML.

Too many rational fears in here

[quote]MementoMori wrote:
Teeth. I used to have a recurring dream that i was losing all my teeth. I’d try to hide it or protect them but there was nothing I could do to stop the rotting in my mouth. Totally helpless.

I hate the dentist and was estatic that I got to keep my wisdom teeth when they came in a few years ago.

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That’s a pretty common dream, you should look up what people think about it.

Umbrella. Who ever thought of a shaft with a bunch of spring loaded points that pop out at eye level to protect you from rain was an asshole. I really don’t want to get the corner of my eye ripped out just because someone is afraid of their hair getting wet.

I’m scared to death of being savagely beaten and raped in the asshole by a gang of syphillitic soccer hooligans.

Tall buildings.

I can’t look up at them. They make me turn pale and shut my spine down (just the feeling of intense shivers in my spine) and cause my knees to buckle and quiver.

Had it since i was a child.

[quote]therajraj wrote:
That my coffee table will escape[/quote]

If it begins to look like a flight risk, just remove its food and vitamin privileges for a few days. Or just turn the hose on it.

Reaching into the hole of a toilet would freak me out. I don’t know why you’d ever need to, but you couldn’t pay me enough to do it. Even standing over the shower drain is something I don’t do.

Reaching into a garbage disposal, even if I’m watching the switch closely and making sure no one turns it on. I just can’t do it. Every time I imagine it turning on and cutting my fingers to the bone.

I have a fear of heights and a fear of drowning but I always spend my holidays on the water or mountain climbing. I get a big thrill out of it but have nightmares for weeks afterward. The fear is fairly rational but my actions are not :stuck_out_tongue:

I have had nightmares about my abdomen unraveling from my belly button and I panic if anyone touches it.

Other than that I just have an assortment OCD type insanity that isn’t really fear but it certainly isn’t rational.

Claymation more specifically tool music videos, i saw a tools prison sex music video when i was 5, freaked me the fuck out still does a bit although shit like robot chicken doesnt bother me

One thing that scares the crap out of me is Cassowarys. Those fucking hideous, enormous birds from south america. If I see them, like at the zoo, that doesn’t bother me, but If I ever came upon one with nothing between us, I would freak the fuck out. I know they’re dangerous, like, kill you in one kick dangerous, but that isn’t even what bothers me. They’re just so big and fucking ugly, and angry looking. If I was walking through a jungle by myself, I’d rather bump into a hungry jaguar than one of those ugly fuckers.

Another one, I don’t know if I’d really call it a fear, but I am very worried about my short ribs. The floating ones. I have dreams sometimes about people questioning me, and hitting my short ribs. The pain freaks me out, and I have to wake myself up. I also freak if people try and touch them, like if a girl tried to tickle me, and got too close I’d forcibly grab her arms, and stop her.

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Too many rational fears in here

[quote]MementoMori wrote:
Teeth. I used to have a recurring dream that i was losing all my teeth. I’d try to hide it or protect them but there was nothing I could do to stop the rotting in my mouth. Totally helpless.

I hate the dentist and was estatic that I got to keep my wisdom teeth when they came in a few years ago.

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That’s a pretty common dream, you should look up what people think about it.[/quote]

I have. Didnt seem like it would contribute much to my story to talk about vanity and such. Luckily I havent had the dream in a ocuple years. but the fear sticks around.

Have to agree with clowns. I know people walk around pretending to be happy all the time, but there’s nothing more sinister than an angry clown with a happy face. It just ain’t right.

And sharks. Of all the predators on the planet they have to be the most terrifying. With lions and tigers and bears you can at least pretend you can outrun them or climb a tree or hide. There’s no outrunning or hiding from a hungry shark. There’s no pretending.

Clownsharks would incite an immediate heart attack.

I got everyone beat.

Worms, wait for it… jewelry and coins

I think the coins one started from seeing kids put dimes up their nose in 3rd grade. Other than that, no clue what it is about jewelry, seems to extend to small metal objects in general, but big time with jewelry. Even my wedding ring is made of wood and still don’t wear that everyday