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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
So, question: does it count as a blow job if it’s part of foreplay and not to completion (switch to intercourse to finish)? When you guys say you don’t get them, do you mean at all, or not as a complete event?[/quote]
I have no idea what the consensus will be on this from my fellow men, but I will say this. I gave and received oral virtually 100% of the time during foreplay, but I almost never received it as a stand alone act to completion.[/quote]

All right, then, so would you say you’ve had plenty of blow jobs (the 100%) or do you sort of feel you’ve almost never had one?
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In my mind there are two types of BJs:
1.) Foreplay BJ: A minute or two at most. Never even close to completion.
2.) Completion BJ: self explanatory.

I only consider type 2 an actual BJ.

Like csulli, going down on the wife is almost 100% part of foreplay, but it’s too completion 99.99% of the time for her. The opposite is not true, which is just fine in my book.

I think of it this way. Completion for a girl is like the end of an inning, there are 8 more to play. Completion for a guy is like the end of a football game, it takes 6 days to recover for the next game…

(Note: It obviously doesn’t take 6 days, it’s just an analogy.)[/quote]

Duly noted. lol
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So, I had a monkey wrench thrown in my theory over the weekend. What if, as a guy, I can’t get off (say Whiskey Dick), does that count as sex? I would say yes, so shouldn’t the BJ not to completion also count as a BJ?

Just a thought and yes I realize the thread has taken a considerable turn from the above… Carry on.

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[quote]KAS wrote:
My wife worked in “the industry” and had to deal with some pretty weird shit on a daily basis. There were a couple of real nerds who were a bit awkward, but generally very smart and likable, and awesome at their jobs. The rest thought they were nerds, but in reality they were one dimensional social retards who were completely convinced of their own genius, to the point of being extremely obnoxious. The sad truth is they weren’t even good at what they did and were only drawn to “the industry” because their entire lives were played out on a computer; it was something familiar. The strangest part was, even though they were so similar, they hated each other with a passion. Many of the posts on betapedia look and sound exactly like these people.

My wife used to get marriage proposals from people she didn’t even know, all because she used to make small talk around the office. She tried to let them down gently by explaining that she wasn’t single, yet she always got these weird responses like suicide threats and (pretend) cutting. These guys watched too many high school movies were the loser got the girl despite his lack of personal hygiene conversational skills.

My kids are only allowed one hour a day on the computer, unless it’s homework or something. [/quote]

As a software engineer myself, and one who’s just got started in this field, I’ve had the privilege of not running into too many weirdos in this profession.

But I have experienced the lack of “social cues” from some of them, specifically the “convinced of their own genius” types.

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…

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[quote]KAS wrote:
My wife worked in “the industry” and had to deal with some pretty weird shit on a daily basis. There were a couple of real nerds who were a bit awkward, but generally very smart and likable, and awesome at their jobs. The rest thought they were nerds, but in reality they were one dimensional social retards who were completely convinced of their own genius, to the point of being extremely obnoxious. The sad truth is they weren’t even good at what they did and were only drawn to “the industry” because their entire lives were played out on a computer; it was something familiar. The strangest part was, even though they were so similar, they hated each other with a passion. Many of the posts on betapedia look and sound exactly like these people.

My wife used to get marriage proposals from people she didn’t even know, all because she used to make small talk around the office. She tried to let them down gently by explaining that she wasn’t single, yet she always got these weird responses like suicide threats and (pretend) cutting. These guys watched too many high school movies were the loser got the girl despite his lack of personal hygiene conversational skills.

My kids are only allowed one hour a day on the computer, unless it’s homework or something. [/quote]

As a software engineer myself, and one who’s just got started in this field, I’ve had the privilege of not running into too many weirdos in this profession.

But I have experienced the lack of “social cues” from some of them, specifically the “convinced of their own genius” types.

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…

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[quote]JCMPG wrote:
You have to be talking about Rolla.[/quote]

Yeah.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs. freedatinghelper.com is for sale | HugeDomains

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[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…
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I believe it is all real. Think about how many kids just grow up playing video games and watching porn on the internet. They never learn how to talk to women and just do not have a clue how to.

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[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]

No, the secret is to just ask for them. It’s really, in my experience, that simple.

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[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…
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I believe it is all real. Think about how many kids just grow up playing video games and watching porn on the internet. They never learn how to talk to women and just do not have a clue how to. [/quote]

I don’t know man…

If I interviewed for a job, and I don’t hear from them, do I keep contacting them asking if they’re still interested in my application?

Not only that, but do I get mad at them and insult them when they say “no”?

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[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…
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I believe it is all real. Think about how many kids just grow up playing video games and watching porn on the internet. They never learn how to talk to women and just do not have a clue how to. [/quote]

I don’t know man…

If I interviewed for a job, and I don’t hear from them, do I keep contacting them asking if they’re still interested in my application?

Not only that, but do I get mad at them and insult them when they say “no”?[/quote]

Call once. Sometimes they just want to see how bad you want the job, assuming if you never call that you don’t want it that bad. But just once. If they say no or give you the run around, they most likely are not interested. Same applies to women.

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[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]
Well its a good fucking start, next would be bringing a woman to multiple orgasims with your tougue.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]
Well its a good fucking start, next would be bringing a woman to multiple orgasims with your tougue. [/quote]

By which he means, make her jelly like mad and she will turn into a hoover.

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[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…
[/quote]

I believe it is all real. Think about how many kids just grow up playing video games and watching porn on the internet. They never learn how to talk to women and just do not have a clue how to. [/quote]

I don’t know man…

If I interviewed for a job, and I don’t hear from them, do I keep contacting them asking if they’re still interested in my application?

Not only that, but do I get mad at them and insult them when they say “no”?[/quote]

Some of it might be fake, but the ones relating to women are real. A job and a woman are two very different things.

Think about it for a second; how many “normal” guys do you know who have got all bent out of shape over a woman? I know plenty. Now imagine someone with no social skills, a sense of entitlement, and the IQ of a cardboard box. The difference between “normal” guys and the ones on betapedia is that “normal” people usually have some type of relationship before they let someone get under their skin. Desperation plays a part too, this might their only shot at a human girlfriend.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]

No, the secret is to just ask for them. It’s really, in my experience, that simple. [/quote]

Agree. Not whine, not beg, just ask. As long as she can do the same and there’s good will in the relationship (of whatever length) shouldn’t take more than that.

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[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:

But I still refuse to believe that the Betapedia site is real. I just saw a text message where some dude texted some girl, multiple times, over the span of several hours and she responded like twice, and he still was asking her if she was interested. Does he really need her to verbally express it at that point?

I’m not a ladies man by any stretch of the imagination, but goodness gracious…
[/quote]

I believe it is all real. Think about how many kids just grow up playing video games and watching porn on the internet. They never learn how to talk to women and just do not have a clue how to. [/quote]

I don’t know man…

If I interviewed for a job, and I don’t hear from them, do I keep contacting them asking if they’re still interested in my application?

Not only that, but do I get mad at them and insult them when they say “no”?[/quote]

Call once. Sometimes they just want to see how bad you want the job, assuming if you never call that you don’t want it that bad. But just once. If they say no or give you the run around, they most likely are not interested. Same applies to women.
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X2 on the above, don’t insult them, waste of energy that u can use at the gym, when they say no either to your face or phone move on, walk tall and don’t talk shit.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]

No, the secret is to just ask for them. It’s really, in my experience, that simple. [/quote]

…that and flashing several ten dollar bills. and remember to tip.

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]

No, the secret is to just ask for them. It’s really, in my experience, that simple. [/quote]

…that and flashing several ten dollar bills. and remember to tip.
[/quote]

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]SaturnGreed wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Guys need to keep their junk clean and manscaped, no woman wants to go down on swamp ass and buckwheats head. [/quote]

Is this the secret to getting more bjs.[/quote]

No, the secret is to just ask for them. It’s really, in my experience, that simple. [/quote]

…that and flashing several ten dollar bills. and remember to tip.
[/quote]

In my experience that more or less garantuees them.

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So…

If a date puts a maraschino cherry from her dessert, stem and all into her mouth.

And 30 seconds later gives this back to you…

It’s a good thing, right?

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[quote]2busy wrote:
So…

If a date puts a maraschino cherry from her dessert, stem and all into her mouth.

And 30 seconds later gives this back to you…

It’s a good thing, right?[/quote]

sounds like a whore. treat her as such.