While back I saw a video of some sales guy explaining the benefits a new version of some enormous machine. The whole video was incomprehensible if your not in the industry. The sales guy is in a suite and it looks like one of those safety videos you watch when you first get hired for a new job. I remember laughing my ass off at this guy for hours.
I have been looking for this on you tube forever. If someone has any idea of what I’m talking about please help me. I think it would be hilarious to memorize some of it and fuck with people at parties.
[quote]decapsk8 wrote:
Wondering if you guys could help me out.
While back I saw a video of some sales guy explaining the benefits a new version of some enormous machine. The whole video was incomprehensible if your not in the industry. The sales guy is in a suite and it looks like one of those safety videos you watch when you first get hired for a new job. I remember laughing my ass off at this guy for hours.
I have been looking for this on you tube forever. If someone has any idea of what I’m talking about please help me. I think it would be hilarious to memorize some of it and fuck with people at parties.[/quote]
Bowflex?
Clues:
New Version
Enormous Machine
Incomprehensible
LMAO for hours
[quote]decapsk8 wrote:
I think it would be hilarious to memorize some of it and fuck with people at parties.[/quote]
[quote]Retro-Encabulator Script:
Here at Rockwell Automation’s world head quarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell Software is Rockwell Automation’s retro-encabulator.
Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it’s produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance. The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings ran a direct line with the panametric fam.
The line-up consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzul vanes so fit into the ambaphascient lunar wain shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-odeltoid type placed in panendurmic semi-bulloid slots of the stator. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremmy pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up-end of the grammeters.
Moreover, whenever fluorescent square motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with the drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
The retro-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and itâ??s being successfully used in the operation of Milford trennions. It’s available soon, wherever Rockwell Automation products are being sold.[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
We had to use one of those in the mock up phase of sub system development and testing to guarantee voltage stability and isometric compliance.
It didn’t work. Everything was way off. After a few years we ended up scrapping the whole thing.
I did end up with a nice set of screwdrivers though.
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Mine works fine, but sometimes you have to diametrically calibrate the delta-wye rectifier, thus transposing the sinusoidal wave into a cosinusoidal wave and leaving you with the proper ratio of pascals to microfarads to stable out the inherent voltage supression of the system.
