MikeTheBear:
That was so funny my face hurts.
Waterbury: So yes, you do only 1 partial range quasi-isometric partner assisted negative per set, but you do this for a total of 500 sets. Trust me! You will not overtrain.
TC: I like it, but one question, which direction is the negative: going in or coming out!
Poliquin: Don’t forget eccentric tempo. One-banana two-banana three banana…
Shugart: I’m not even going to say banana on my current diet. What do you think Berardi?
Berardi: If you don’t eat breakfast don’t ask me any questions about diet.
TC: I can “eat breakfast” with the best of them, if you know what I mean.
Shugart: I call it the T-REX testosta-nads man-ee-man man diet.
TC: So Charles, what tempo do you recommend? Can I slip into a XXX tempo if I have to get to work?
Poliquin: I recommend a 12-4-16-2-8 tempo. I invented another number thing to go on the end. You can get a metronome or…
Waterbury: Screw tempo!
Poliquin: I’m going to have to kick your ass out of the gym with a 12-4-16-2-8 tempo. Here I go. One ba-na-na two…
Davies: Waterbury, can I use this method for behind the back, one leg kettlebell clean snatch lunge press squats?
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1106460386812.muscleteenc.JPG
We all have 19 inch necks!
this thread is pure gold
MikeTheBear…Tc impressions pure gold…but will someone explain the One Banana Two Banana?
Okay, I have no input really…not much of an imitator…but I have to say that I’ve laughed SO hard at this thread…
even now…after staying away for about 15 minutes I’m still chuckling…so I thought I’d say it.
This is some funny sh*t.
[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
MikeTheBear…Tc impressions pure gold…but will someone explain the One Banana Two Banana?[/quote]
[quote]Jackass wrote:
It’s called poop humor. Ronnie and Louie would know that-they squat 900.
Hey Mertdawg: My brown eye is bigger than your pee pee.[/quote]
Slightly
[quote]mertdawg wrote:
Jackass wrote
It’s called poop humor. Ronnie and Louie would know that-they squat 900.
Hey Mertdawg: My brown eye is bigger than your pee pee.
mertdawg wrote:
Slightly
[/quote]
Jackass: No, that was so gay!
“You’re all PhotoShop addicts! You’re all weak and puny! Joke!”
“Stop whining!”
I don’t know if we are keeping score but Dean and Mike the Bear wrote some of the funniest things I have read on this board in a long-time.
[quote]TShaw wrote:
(But when the hell did I become malonetd’s straight man?)[/quote]
What does that mean?
Thanks guys, I needed this. Here are a couple cheapshots.
ProtienPowda- “ME!ME!ME!ME!-MY DOG!ME!ME!ME!ME!”
Vroom-“Will and increased level of signal response across the corpus callosum help to burn fat? Just thinking about this has helped me to lose 5 lbs.”
Hey JA, I made something for you, it only took me six hours.
JA: That is NOT…my normal face. You are all worthless and weak.
[quote]
Now some reading on impersonations:
http://www.cs.uu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/comedy-faq/hack.html
http://ablemedia.com/ctcweb/netshots/genrecm.htm
And finally a Stanford study that finds a new method that improves chemotherapy survival in mice:
Signed,
BostonBarrister[/quote]
Nice. =-)
Mert -
For some reason those last 2 pics remind me of when Cartman got the Trapper-Keeper 3000, and it would comsume and morph everything in its path.
Good times…
malonetd,
The “straight man” in a comedy duo is the one who feeds lines so that the funny man can deliver the punchline.
I had remarked that I thought this would be a candidate for “Funniest Thread”; you replied with a dead-on imitation of BB. That was the punchline.
Rowan was Martin’s straight man
Martin was Lewis’ straight man
McMahon was Carson’s straight man
This thread rocks!! So did the inauguration!! I had to change my undies three times!!!- JeffR
‘No it doesnt you guys are all pussies. I bet my brotha can whip all your asses. Hez a presonal traina here in tronto. He’s 110 ponds and 2% bodifat. If all those T-magg riters are so good, y dont they show pictires on the site? I can run a mile in 4 min and a half? Can you?’- Qadethefinest.
'You’re all a bunch of hypocritical, hypercritical, semi-literate, stereotyping, backbiting, simpletons. As a member of a fraternity, and an oppressed ethnic minority, I am appalled at the callous depiction of my pink-polo-shirted, collar-upraised brothers. Your thinking reeks of shallowness. I am the Martin Luther King of the frat boy movement. No more frat boy discrimination. Free at last. I have a dream. ‘I frat curl: therefore I am’- donel diesel
'What would you know you sissy college boy? Real education comes in the real world. Get a job, get married young and procreate, and then you will know truth. Don’t give me that liberal bullcrap either. There are only two colors- black and white. That’s the way it is. '- Rainjack.
RSU: I’d like to start a thread about stuff. This stuff is extremely easy to understand, even for lesser mortals like the people who disagree with me. [some liberal-sided issue later]
So there you have it. Discuss.
makkun: Good post RSU, but in Germany things are different. Let me explain:
[A bunch of well-researched stuff about Europe later]
So there.
JeffR: makkun, that was a good post, but we are in America. Thank You!!! Hillary/Gore/Al Franken/Bugs Bunny in '08!!! (it’s always three exclamation points)
The Mage: I don’t get you, RSU. [quotes some stuff from RSU’s post] As you can see, I’m an atheist semi-conservative moderate and I know the difference and not some bleeding-heart goofball like you. [quote a couple more sources] We needed to be in Iraq.
ProfessorX: I am a doctor in the military and strongly disagree with you, Mage. [a long and well thought-out defense of his beliefs later] LOOK AT MY BAD-ASS TRAPS BITCHES!
vroom: {sigh} Do we have to have another thread about this AGAIN? Why can’t we just talk about gay marriage or something?
edited to look more like vroom’s posts*
ZEB: A couple of guys who suck face shouldn’t be allowed to wear wedding rings. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Think of the children!
Elk: Nobody can say anything unless they’ve been hip-deep in empty bullet cartridges with bombs going off ten feet away, and some guy screaming bloody murder chasing you down with hatchet. So that’s why we shouldn’t be in Iraq.
Vegita: I think you guys might be missing the point. [takes bong hit] Heres a shitload of pics of hot chicks wearing next to nothing… Take that, Xen!
bigmartin: i know guys i dont usually post in this forum but i think this threads really cool lol so yeah were rockin the house in iraq and everything but damn thats some hard stuff going down over there maybe we can do something else like squat dump trucks for ten reps like me and be friggin huge and strong as shit lol
rainjack: RSU, you are an idiot.