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[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Live4Deadlift wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

And also, being 155lb makes … me … functional. Hehe.[/quote]

GTFO[/quote]

I don’t know what’s worse: that you fell for it or that you fell for it. Clearly, irony and sarcasm don’t translate well across the pond.[/quote]

No, most of you just aren’t funny over there.

You guys are basically just known for fucked up teeth and a Queen.[/quote]

Funny to whom?

Funny to a nation basically just known for obesity and retarded presidents?
[/quote]

World War II.

Fuck off.[/quote]

Awesome,

The thread has now ventured into my country has a bigger dick than your country territory.[/quote]

True - amazing what these things turn into eh. Not that my initial story was publishable material.

That said, my country has bigger bicepts than your country.
[/quote]

My country spells biceps better than your country

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[quote]Tancredi wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Live4Deadlift wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

And also, being 155lb makes … me … functional. Hehe.[/quote]

GTFO[/quote]

I don’t know what’s worse: that you fell for it or that you fell for it. Clearly, irony and sarcasm don’t translate well across the pond.[/quote]

No, most of you just aren’t funny over there.

You guys are basically just known for fucked up teeth and a Queen.[/quote]

Funny to whom?

Funny to a nation basically just known for obesity and retarded presidents?
[/quote]

World War II.

Fuck off.[/quote]

Awesome,

The thread has now ventured into my country has a bigger dick than your country territory.[/quote]

True - amazing what these things turn into eh. Not that my initial story was publishable material.

That said, my country has bigger bicepts than your country.
[/quote]

My country spells biceps better than your country[/quote]

Biceps = for humans
Bicepts = for superhumans

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
America wins because we have DMX

Ride or die motha fucka… woof woof[/quote]

Yeah but he’s clearly on the juice so that’s cheating. You can’t get 20" pipes like that naturally.

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Brah. Don’t make us send the troops over. These guys like totally leveled France.

…if you never seen the movie, don’t reply.

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[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Brah. Don’t make us send the troops over. These guys like totally leveled France.

…if you never seen the movie, don’t reply.[/quote]

They levelled Paris - everyone here in England cheered. Fuck yeah.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Ass interruption…[/quote]

Who is she?

On the America vs UK topic: although the americans consider themselves the saviors of the world, they easily forget that the European continent has known some big wars. We all suffered greatly during WW 1 and some years later in the sequel. The US has never had a foreign nation crossing their borders and destroying every large city.

Don’t get me wrong, you guys saved us from Communism, thanks for that. But stop acting like the UK and European countries were pussies. Over the 2 world wars, we’ve lost millions and millions of young men and suffered great structural damage. It’s just not the same.

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[quote]Dahollow wrote:
The US has never had a foreign nation crossing their borders and destroying every large city.

[/quote]
The US has never allowed that to happen.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
The US has never had a foreign nation crossing their borders and destroying every large city.

[/quote]
The US has never allowed that to happen.[/quote]

That’s a lame argument. Invading the US is simply a logistical nightmare.

Image if the Germans decided to attack the US instead of Russia in the 1942’s +/-. Invading with over 3 millions troops and armor. If that was possible (and not some ocean in between), I wouldn’t say for sure that the US would have won.

Attacking Russia was like attacking a Hydra. If you shot one, 2 more come over the hill. Russians just had a different idea about the life of their soldiers. The American Marines care about the wounded and killed. The Russian generals called the infantry “bajonets”. They were rifles, nothing more.

They killed over 20 million russians and still they got more. If the US would have lost that amount of lives, they would have surrendered. Just like France, the Netherlands, … did.

We lost millions of men in the 20’s. 20 years later it was war again. The European countries just didn’t want to lose some more in yet another great war.

Again, don’t get me wrong! I like the US a lot and if it wasn’t for you guys, we would be speaking Russian here (not German).

Just try to see it from a different angle instead of talking big all the time.

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[quote]Dahollow wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
The US has never had a foreign nation crossing their borders and destroying every large city.

[/quote]
The US has never allowed that to happen.[/quote]

That’s a lame argument. Invading the US is simply a logistical nightmare.

Image if the Germans decided to attack the US instead of Russia in the 1942’s +/-. Invading with over 3 millions troops and armor. If that was possible (and not some ocean in between), I wouldn’t say for sure that the US would have won.

Attacking Russia was like attacking a Hydra. If you shot one, 2 more come over the hill. Russians just had a different idea about the life of their soldiers. The American Marines care about the wounded and killed. The Russian generals called the infantry “bajonets”. They were rifles, nothing more.

They killed over 20 million russians and still they got more. If the US would have lost that amount of lives, they would have surrendered. Just like France, the Netherlands, … did.

We lost millions of men in the 20’s. 20 years later it was war again. The European countries just didn’t want to lose some more in yet another great war.

Again, don’t get me wrong! I like the US a lot and if it wasn’t for you guys, we would be speaking Russian here (not German).

Just try to see it from a different angle instead of talking big all the time. [/quote]

While I agree it would be a logistical nightmare (seeing as how there is an ocean in the way) you can’t say “this would have happened” or “that would have happened”. Claiming the US would have surrendered is completely speculative.

I agree, most Americans walk around touting their superiority with no real knowledge of other countries, but that’s how we’re raised over here. You have to admit, we’ve got a pretty strong arguement considering how far we’ve come in the blink of an historic eye (I think I stole that line from someone in the PWI forum, so thanks for that).

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[quote]Dahollow wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
The US has never had a foreign nation crossing their borders and destroying every large city.

[/quote]
The US has never allowed that to happen.[/quote]

That’s a lame argument. Invading the US is simply a logistical nightmare.

Image if the Germans decided to attack the US instead of Russia in the 1942’s +/-. Invading with over 3 millions troops and armor. If that was possible (and not some ocean in between), I wouldn’t say for sure that the US would have won.[/quote]

That’s called Strategy. lol

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Lets face it, england completely sucks. Almost everyone here is completely content on being utterly medicore, and those who aren’t mediocre get the chance to leave.

Our flag should just be a grey square. Completely drab and boring, just like the weather here. I also find the royal family to be a total embarassment.

Oh well, at least our mediocre health care doesn’t leave people dying on the street. We patch them up just enough and nothing more (far too much effort).

As you can tell I’m not exactly patriotic.

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Wait, what the heck? I thought we were making fun of a guy for needing to be grounded/talking about low standards nowadays. Why are we talking about AMERICA F*CK YEAH? I’m so confused…

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[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Someone please tell me that 155 is small so that I can get my feet grounded again in reality.[/quote]

Your brain = not working.

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My male friends do not say I’m anywhere near big,on the other hand my female friends and my mom are already telling me I should stop bulking…with 14’ arms and not even 150 pounds lol

I’ll post a picture for you to se how hyoooge I am. I have been training for about 1 year now at 17 yo

You americans do not understand how rare it is to find good gyms and trainers outside,there is no 24h gym in my city,and it has over 1.5M inhabitants

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[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Wait, what the heck? I thought we were making fun of a guy for needing to be grounded/talking about low standards nowadays. Why are we talking about AMERICA F*CK YEAH? I’m so confused…[/quote]

I read into it something different…

Dude was sitting with some fat female, that between burping up her fish and chips, felt she could easily strip down, grease up, and slide his 14" monsters up her love canal…

Dude felt dirty…

Dude’s friend then agreed with the fat chick and figured he could work in a reach-around, so he played up for that angle…

Dude felt confident, flashed his teeth…

The fat chick raised a leg and mumbled something about “nothing since WW2” and slid her men’s boxers aside…

I musta missed something in the translation…

Edit:

I re-read the thread and discovered the OP’s jealousy toward the US for having the Wambulance…

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Im young (17) dont post much because compared to all of you guys im no that impressive. But, im always reading how a lot of young guys dont know what its like to get big and dont have the dedication yadadada. The same old stuff. I think that a lot of young people do know what it means to get big. truly big not 165lbs. but its the idiots that post the threads X was talking about that make us all look bad. We arent all cocky mfers that think we own the gym.

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[quote]Smallfry69 wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Wait, what the heck? I thought we were making fun of a guy for needing to be grounded/talking about low standards nowadays. Why are we talking about AMERICA F*CK YEAH? I’m so confused…[/quote]

I read into it something different…

Dude was sitting with some fat female, that between burping up her fish and chips, felt she could easily strip down, grease up, and slide his 14" monsters up her love canal…

Dude felt dirty…

Dude’s friend then agreed with the fat chick and figured he could work in a reach-around, so he played up for that angle…

Dude felt confident, flashed his teeth…

The fat chick raised a leg and mumbled something about “nothing since WW2” and slid her men’s boxers aside…

I musta missed something in the translation…

Edit:

I re-read the thread and discovered the OP’s jealousy toward the US for having the Wambulance…[/quote]

Your summary was pretty funny. The edited part, I didn’t catch.

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Your typical high school and college nowadays is filled either obese lumps of sadness or 130lb vampire cult wannabes. Either way the bar is set about 3 inches below my big toe.

It’s so bad now that just a normal progression of size and strength is considered “monsterous”. I’m 32, 5’5, 170lb, I think 15in arms, been training for less than 16 months, up from 143, used to be a pretty accomplished distance runner. I’m by no means anything special but people keep commenting about how strong I am or about my “transformation”. I must travel in small circles…of course I workout in a ‘corporate’ gym with more 50 year old racquetball players than I’ve seen in my life!

So did the OP even have a point? Yes, your generation is determined to turn the male species into 140lb waaaaaaaaaaaaaaababies.

Alan

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[quote]BantamRunner wrote:

So did the OP even have a point? Yes, your generation is determined to turn the male species into 140lb waaaaaaaaaaaaaaababies.

Alan[/quote]

Some of us are determined to be bigger and stronger than the generations that have come before us.

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Majicpunch…
I get the same thing. Im at 170, but got the same comments. Im at virginia tech so the population is smaller brainiacs who’s muscle came from puberty and thats it.
Dude, just take advantage of you “hugeness”. go ahead and show the girls how huge your arms are while your thrusting hips…
You’re not big, get a good 50 lbs on then reconsider. Im gonna assume you’re lean enough for decent vascularity, can see the heads of your triceps and abs or a good outline. you are fit, not big, so youre right, eat some more and pump out some heavier weights. when your numbers go up at least 50lbs on major lifts then you might be getting there.