[quote]Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
What happens when the suppository melts and then your fart…ewwww vaseline on the walls
When it melts, you shit like Niagara Falls.[/quote]
Rattler, you sir are my hero. You show that turd who’s boss. Don’t forget to yell “Who does number 2 work for?!?” When you finally unload, check to see if you cracked to toilet.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
i cant type ts or ys i remember when i was lil bo in mexico and i had horrible consipaion dis one ime prob from eain da sree food. i was on he bowl for over an hour 1/2 pushing unil ears came down m face . i forced and forced and fel like i was pushin ou a boulder. i finall go i hough and i was like shor small and hard as a rock i expeced sumhin huge…[/quote]
I think your brain is constipated if you wrote this.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
What happens when the suppository melts and then your fart…ewwww vaseline on the walls
When it melts, you shit like Niagara Falls.
Rattler, you sir are my hero. You show that turd who’s boss. Don’t forget to yell “Who does number 2 work for?!?” When you finally unload, check to see if you cracked to toilet. [/quote]
I’m on my third toilet.
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
he must have been eating a lot of PF Chang’s[/quote]
Wouldn’t Chinese food (good chinese food) MAKE you take a dump??
[quote]Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
What happens when the suppository melts and then your fart…ewwww vaseline on the walls
When it melts, you shit like Niagara Falls.
Rattler, you sir are my hero. You show that turd who’s boss. Don’t forget to yell “Who does number 2 work for?!?” When you finally unload, check to see if you cracked to toilet.
I’m on my third toilet.[/quote]
Sooo, you’ve shat then. Congrats, feeling any better.
Dude This is the bomb. CASCARA SAGRADA. Best herb in world. Like above said take these pills
every night. Avail. at Wal-Mart.
[quote]mahwah wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
i cant type ts or ys
[/quote]
I had o copy and paste those like i just did in this sentence i got lazy though and wasn t going to do it hrough my whole story . Yeah time for a new lapop ahhhhh
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
What happens when the suppository melts and then your fart…ewwww vaseline on the walls
When it melts, you shit like Niagara Falls.
Rattler, you sir are my hero. You show that turd who’s boss. Don’t forget to yell “Who does number 2 work for?!?” When you finally unload, check to see if you cracked to toilet.
I’m on my third toilet.
Sooo, you’ve shat then. Congrats, feeling any better.[/quote]
Funny story, I’ve been shitting since saturday when I use xlax. Thing is, I still got a baseball of turd in my ass no matter what. The new shit just passes around it when it’s more liquid-type. So all new foods, have been processed already. I can feel the turd breaking down bit by bit every time I use a direct lax (supposity + enema) but it still hurts too much to pass. I think tomorrow is gonna be stick my finger in a container of lube day, shove it up my ass, squeeze and hope for the best… Or, maybe I just gotta try a 405lb squat again.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
i cant type ts or ys i remember when i was lil bo in mexico and i had horrible consipaion dis one ime prob from eain da sree food. i was on he bowl for over an hour 1/2 pushing unil ears came down m face . i forced and forced and fel like i was pushin ou a boulder. i finall go i hough and i was like shor small and hard as a rock i expeced sumhin huge…[/quote]
HAHAHAHA!
[quote]Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
What happens when the suppository melts and then your fart…ewwww vaseline on the walls
When it melts, you shit like Niagara Falls.
Rattler, you sir are my hero. You show that turd who’s boss. Don’t forget to yell “Who does number 2 work for?!?” When you finally unload, check to see if you cracked to toilet.
I’m on my third toilet.
Sooo, you’ve shat then. Congrats, feeling any better.
Funny story, I’ve been shitting since saturday when I use xlax. Thing is, I still got a baseball of turd in my ass no matter what. The new shit just passes around it when it’s more liquid-type. So all new foods, have been processed already. I can feel the turd breaking down bit by bit every time I use a direct lax (supposity + enema) but it still hurts too much to pass. I think tomorrow is gonna be stick my finger in a container of lube day, shove it up my ass, squeeze and hope for the best… Or, maybe I just gotta try a 405lb squat again.[/quote]
I can no longer talk to you, as i just threw the fuck up
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
In the extreme late stage of this condition, the patient actually vomits out their own excrement. How charming.
Hope you get it sorted out 
BBB[/quote]
I am now going to scour the darkest corners of the internet to find video of this …
(Edit: My search was unsuccessful. I did however discover swap.avi and I now regret starting said search.)
i wish i had your problem I got ibs, lately its been a bit better but I still got about 5-6 times a day if i forget to take my tablets the shit turns to mud…
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Funny story, I’ve been shitting since saturday when I use xlax. Thing is, I still got a baseball of turd in my ass no matter what. The new shit just passes around it when it’s more liquid-type. So all new foods, have been processed already. I can feel the turd breaking down bit by bit every time I use a direct lax (supposity + enema) but it still hurts too much to pass. I think tomorrow is gonna be stick my finger in a container of lube day, shove it up my ass, squeeze and hope for the best… Or, maybe I just gotta try a 405lb squat again.
I can no longer talk to you, as i just threw the fuck up[/quote]
Imagine explaining that to a nurse and seeing the look on their face.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Funny story, I’ve been shitting since saturday when I use xlax. Thing is, I still got a baseball of turd in my ass no matter what. The new shit just passes around it when it’s more liquid-type. So all new foods, have been processed already. I can feel the turd breaking down bit by bit every time I use a direct lax (supposity + enema) but it still hurts too much to pass. I think tomorrow is gonna be stick my finger in a container of lube day, shove it up my ass, squeeze and hope for the best… Or, maybe I just gotta try a 405lb squat again.
I can no longer talk to you, as i just threw the fuck up
Imagine explaining that to a nurse and seeing the look on their face.[/quote]
Did her ears run down her face like carlitos?
desperate times, desperate measures.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Funny story, I’ve been shitting since saturday when I use xlax. Thing is, I still got a baseball of turd in my ass no matter what. The new shit just passes around it when it’s more liquid-type. So all new foods, have been processed already. I can feel the turd breaking down bit by bit every time I use a direct lax (supposity + enema) but it still hurts too much to pass. I think tomorrow is gonna be stick my finger in a container of lube day, shove it up my ass, squeeze and hope for the best… Or, maybe I just gotta try a 405lb squat again.
I can no longer talk to you, as i just threw the fuck up
Imagine explaining that to a nurse and seeing the look on their face.[/quote]
roflcoper LOL damn could u have been anmore descripive?
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Funny story, I’ve been shitting since saturday when I use xlax. Thing is, I still got a baseball of turd in my ass no matter what. The new shit just passes around it when it’s more liquid-type. So all new foods, have been processed already. I can feel the turd breaking down bit by bit every time I use a direct lax (supposity + enema) but it still hurts too much to pass. I think tomorrow is gonna be stick my finger in a container of lube day, shove it up my ass, squeeze and hope for the best… Or, maybe I just gotta try a 405lb squat again.
I can no longer talk to you, as i just threw the fuck up
Imagine explaining that to a nurse and seeing the look on their face.
Did her ears run down her face like carlitos?[/quote]
I got tears from laughing so hard at that comment.