Our favorite neighborhood T-dude just hit 17,885 poops recently. He was feeling too shy to post about it, so I did it for him.
Just think about it. He joined in 2008 and has already pooped 17,885 times! There are members who’ve been here since 2002 and have only pooped 148 times. Poor constipated bastards.
Quality pooping, Wol!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Our favorite neighborhood T-dude just hit 17,885 poops recently. He was feeling too shy to post about it, so I did it for him.
Just think about it. He joined in 2008 and has already pooped 17,885 times! There are members who’ve been here since 2002 and have only pooped 148 times. Poor constipated bastards.
Quality pooping, Wol! [/quote]
Wol, he called you a 2008 member. That’s messed up.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Our favorite neighborhood T-dude just hit 17,885 poops recently. He was feeling too shy to post about it, so I did it for him.
Just think about it. He joined in 2008 and has already pooped 17,885 times! There are members who’ve been here since 2002 and have only pooped 148 times. Poor constipated bastards.
Quality pooping, Wol!
Wol, he called you a 2008 member. That’s messed up.[/quote]
ID was being generous. Only in Wol’s greatest dreams would he have the privelage of being the '08 class.
[quote]SSC wrote:
ID was being generous. Only in Wol’s greatest dreams would he have the privelage of being the '08 class.[/quote]
woot.
One of the greatest insults is to call me anything other than a class of 2005. Fuck you Dwarf. I hope your drawing hand becomes crippled.
Bastard.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
One of the greatest insults is to call me anything other than a class of 2005. Fuck you Dwarf. I hope your drawing hand becomes crippled.
Bastard.[/quote]
I agree. It WAS quite the insult to call him class of 08.
I can bar ely type rig htn ow. Someho w my hand go t fucked up in thec ar door.
That is pretty impressing considering Wol has taken several breaks from pooping for months at a time. He always comes back pooping with a vengeance though.
He’s the best pooper I know, at least in terms of frequency.
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?[/quote]
How about set a good example? Show you how it’s done?
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. He makes it seem effortless. You gotta feel bad for the poor bastards that do it only once or twice a week. And they usually have to sit there straining just to produce anything decent.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?
How about set a good example? Show you how it’s done?
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. He makes it seem effortless. You gotta feel bad for the poor bastards that do it only once or twice a week. And they usually have to sit there straining just to produce anything decent.[/quote]
See, e.g., BobParr.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. [/quote]
LMFAO!
I don’t care how much he poops, just keep it in the damn toilet!
[quote]BobParr wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?
How about set a good example? Show you how it’s done?
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. He makes it seem effortless. You gotta feel bad for the poor bastards that do it only once or twice a week. And they usually have to sit there straining just to produce anything decent.[/quote]
There’s no way he can keep up that high frequency, au natural. I’m sure he’s an “assisted” pooper.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
BobParr wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?
How about set a good example? Show you how it’s done?
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. He makes it seem effortless. You gotta feel bad for the poor bastards that do it only once or twice a week. And they usually have to sit there straining just to produce anything decent.
See, e.g., BobParr.[/quote]
Ouch, PMPM!
You know I’m gonna find where you’ve hidden that webcam.
What is the volume of these poops?
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
BobParr wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?
How about set a good example? Show you how it’s done?
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. He makes it seem effortless. You gotta feel bad for the poor bastards that do it only once or twice a week. And they usually have to sit there straining just to produce anything decent.
There’s no way he can keep up that high frequency, au natural. I’m sure he’s an “assisted” pooper.[/quote]
Well, if he is assisted, I hope his stacks are sensible and and he cycles properly.
Otherwise, his colon will shrink to the size a string bean and he’ll experience bathroom rage. (I’m not speaking from experience… I just read a lot.)
[quote]BobParr wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
BobParr wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
So he poops a lot, big deal, what have his poops ever done for me?
How about set a good example? Show you how it’s done?
When it comes to pooping, high frequency and lower intensity is the way to go. He makes it seem effortless. You gotta feel bad for the poor bastards that do it only once or twice a week. And they usually have to sit there straining just to produce anything decent.
There’s no way he can keep up that high frequency, au natural. I’m sure he’s an “assisted” pooper.
Well, if he is assisted, I hope his stacks are sensible and and he cycles properly.
Otherwise, his colon will shrink to the size a string bean and he’ll experience bathroom rage. (I’m not speaking from experience… I just read a lot.)[/quote]
Assisted? Really? I thought he was natuaral. Some peoples’ kids.
With all due respect, nobody poops in more threads than I do.