I’m 22 in 2 weeks. It’s not that I have this problem so much, it’s just that I’m fairly prone to getting concrete shit. bI believe it is a fiber issue as well. The hospital visit didn’t clear me up entirely either, I got another enema (did one on my own yesterday) and the doc told me to get some mg citrate. It’s odd, I can feel the log dissolving slowly with each use of an enema or suppository but it’s still to painful to pass on my own.
I think it was an issue with what I was eating earlier on this week. Peanut butter turns everything into a brick for me. Some people have it the complete opposite. Earlier this week I was lazy in making my meals for the day so I just kept on having protein powder, PB & olive oil shakes.
Secondly, I believe I went too far with the powder as I’ve been relying on it too much for a source of protein. While, that doesn’t explain the Velocity Diet guys, it may just be something with me that’s just in general sensitive to general constipation. Making sure I take in enough fiber is just something I’ll have to make a focus from now on.
srrr m keboard is fd up. anwas if i dont get at least 15-20 grams of fiber a da i experience some issues. Ur far to oung to be having hese “issues”. I’m wondering if it could be some hing ha has o do wih our intenstinal track. Does ure famil have an histor of IBS or colitis?[/quote]
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Constipation can strike at any age, doesn’t even matter. Lots of little kids get it, though it’s usually a result of holding shit in. Either way, it’s often a result of a shitty diet, maybe stress induced or whatever. SHIT (epic pun) happens, or doesn’t… in my case.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Swine flu is actually a cover up for the Solanum virus which is turning people into zombies. Beware.
I heard the Solanum Virus can really F with you and make you extremely constipated; just saying…
LOL
You’re such an asshole [/quote]
Dood, I’m sorry about your ass. I was once so constipated and it hurt so bad to shit that I sat on the bowl rocking back and forth for an hour on the verge of tears. Needless to say i will take extra strength pepto bismal ever again.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Swine flu is actually a cover up for the Solanum virus which is turning people into zombies. Beware.
I heard the Solanum Virus can really F with you and make you extremely constipated; just saying…
LOL
You’re such an asshole
Dood, I’m sorry about your ass. I was once so constipated and it hurt so bad to shit that I sat on the bowl rocking back and forth for an hour on the verge of tears. Needless to say i will take extra strength pepto bismal ever again.[/quote]
i cant type ts or ys i remember when i was lil bo in mexico and i had horrible consipaion dis one ime prob from eain da sree food. i was on he bowl for over an hour 1/2 pushing unil ears came down m face . i forced and forced and fel like i was pushin ou a boulder. i finall go i hough and i was like shor small and hard as a rock i expeced sumhin huge…
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Rattler wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
I got constipated once back in the summer of my 8th grade year. It still haunts me to this day. Drank a whole bottle of laxitive…nothing.
Put a “suppository” in my ass…nothing.
So in the end I had to manually break up the shit in my ass before I could take a dump. By far the worst experience I have ever had.
However, when I finally took that shit it was the greatest thing in the world. It felt amazing.
So Rattler, at the end of all this pain and frustration you will be rewarded.
Way, it worries me that you had to put “suppository”…
Why in quotes ? Was it some kind of make shift jury rigged suppository ? Were you just shoving random objects from the bathroom up there ?
Way’s Mom: Son, wheres the toilet brush ?
Way: Ask me again in 15 minutes mom ! (GRUNT/PUSH!)
Maybe he just sat on the end of the plunger?
Wouldn’t do much when thats a usual Tuesday afternoon activity
[/quote]
hah! Well my dad’s a doc and he handed me this weird ass thing. Looked like a wax 40 cal bullet. He called it an anal “suppository”. I’ve never heard that word before or sense, hence the quotation marks lol.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
i cant type ts or ys i remember when i was lil bo in mexico and i had horrible consipaion dis one ime prob from eain da sree food. i was on he bowl for over an hour 1/2 pushing unil ears came down m face . i forced and forced and fel like i was pushin ou a boulder. i finall go i hough and i was like shor small and hard as a rock i expeced sumhin huge…[/quote]
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Rattler wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
I got constipated once back in the summer of my 8th grade year. It still haunts me to this day. Drank a whole bottle of laxitive…nothing.
Put a “suppository” in my ass…nothing.
So in the end I had to manually break up the shit in my ass before I could take a dump. By far the worst experience I have ever had.
However, when I finally took that shit it was the greatest thing in the world. It felt amazing.
So Rattler, at the end of all this pain and frustration you will be rewarded.
Way, it worries me that you had to put “suppository”…
Why in quotes ? Was it some kind of make shift jury rigged suppository ? Were you just shoving random objects from the bathroom up there ?
Way’s Mom: Son, wheres the toilet brush ?
Way: Ask me again in 15 minutes mom ! (GRUNT/PUSH!)
Maybe he just sat on the end of the plunger?
Wouldn’t do much when thats a usual Tuesday afternoon activity
hah! Well my dad’s a doc and he handed me this weird ass thing. Looked like a wax 40 cal bullet. He called it an anal “suppository”. I’ve never heard that word before or sense, hence the quotation marks lol.
That thing hurt my ass[/quote]
Yeah I used one yesterday, it’s no fun. Especially when it slips out and you gotta shove the silver bullet right back in.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
i cant type ts or ys i remember when i was lil bo in mexico and i had horrible consipaion dis one ime prob from eain da sree food. i was on he bowl for over an hour 1/2 pushing unil ears came down m face . i forced and forced and fel like i was pushin ou a boulder. i finall go i hough and i was like shor small and hard as a rock i expeced sumhin huge…[/quote]
[quote]Rattler wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Rattler wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
I got constipated once back in the summer of my 8th grade year. It still haunts me to this day. Drank a whole bottle of laxitive…nothing.
Put a “suppository” in my ass…nothing.
So in the end I had to manually break up the shit in my ass before I could take a dump. By far the worst experience I have ever had.
However, when I finally took that shit it was the greatest thing in the world. It felt amazing.
So Rattler, at the end of all this pain and frustration you will be rewarded.
Way, it worries me that you had to put “suppository”…
Why in quotes ? Was it some kind of make shift jury rigged suppository ? Were you just shoving random objects from the bathroom up there ?
Way’s Mom: Son, wheres the toilet brush ?
Way: Ask me again in 15 minutes mom ! (GRUNT/PUSH!)
Maybe he just sat on the end of the plunger?
Wouldn’t do much when thats a usual Tuesday afternoon activity
hah! Well my dad’s a doc and he handed me this weird ass thing. Looked like a wax 40 cal bullet. He called it an anal “suppository”. I’ve never heard that word before or sense, hence the quotation marks lol.
That thing hurt my ass
Yeah I used one yesterday, it’s no fun. Especially when it slips out and you gotta shove the silver bullet right back in.[/quote]
What happens when the suppository melts and then your fart…ewwww vaseline on the walls
