If You Were Bush...

Off Topic Politics and World Issues
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…what would you do in your last month of office?

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Tell everyone that doesn’t like me to fuck off.

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Pardon the two Border Patrol officers that should be free. If this does not happen I will be upset.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
…what would you do in your last month of office?[/quote]

I’d help Obama find his birth certificate.

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I’d bomb the hell out of Iran

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Kegger.

Tooooooga!

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[quote]pookie wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
…what would you do in your last month of office?

I’d help Obama find his birth certificate.[/quote]

Kenya’s a big country.

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Kegger.

Tooooooga![/quote]

Okay, I’ll go ahead and vote with Christine on this one :~)

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I’d hang my head in shame.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Tell everyone that doesn’t like me to fuck off. [/quote]

That’s what he has been doing for nearly 8 years.

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[quote]bigflamer wrote:
Pardon the two Border Patrol officers that should be free. If this does not happen I will be upset.[/quote]

They will not be pardoned, simply because they were doing their jobs and protecting the country.

Gotta appreciate life’s grand absurdities

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Lotta boning.

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Kill myself.

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Kill streamline.

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I’d issue so many executive orders that it would take Congress 4 years to undo them, and leave them no extra time to raise taxes, pass socialized health care, or bailout GM-Ford-Dodge.

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Fuck the bailout
(I whispered that since I live in Detroit)

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executive order to execute Hillary

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[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
bigflamer wrote:
Pardon the two Border Patrol officers that should be free. If this does not happen I will be upset.

They will not be pardoned, simply because they were doing their jobs and protecting the country.

Gotta appreciate life’s grand absurdities[/quote]

Right. It really is a shame these guys will not be pardoned.

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If I were bush… I’d shave myself into a landing strip.

Oh, wait.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:

Kenya’s a big country.

[/quote]

Thank you for that irrelevant factoid.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
I’d issue so many executive orders that it would take Congress 4 years to undo them, and leave them no extra time to raise taxes, pass socialized health care, or bailout GM-Ford-Dodge.[/quote]

If you were Bush, you wouldn’t be able to do that simply because you couldn’t sign your name that fast.