Sully, Every non-asian in the orient is known as “Well Hung”
Me Solomon Grundy
DVD
Dick Fury
How bout Juan Hangslow
According to the web site I’m “King Hardcore”.
Wally Sachs.
This is always a fun one to share with girls at the bar. Nice way to subtly start talking about porn/see how perverted they are.
Say hello to “Max Rambone”
I’m thinking of changing it legally!
Billy The Bone
Hmmmmmmmmm I put in ArcaneCocaine and I got Nick Fury…what the fuck I work for Shield now? I’m a bad ass if I’m Nick Fury…you mothers better gimme some respect! Okay if you don’t read comic books you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about. 
Avoids…too funny dude.
I like my stage name better, “Willy Banger” (Yes he will!!
Wex Remmington. Sounds like royalty.
Tannen Moneyshot
Haha, I like the middle name/street. Mine would be(shortening middle), Chuck Cascade. I think it’s a keeper.
hmmm actually I think I prefer “VHS” now
but I have a soft spot for “DVD”
Clay Storm or Aaron Holder depending on which button is pushed.
Don’t know, but my penis would be known as Polyphemus.
First try: Johnny Mannetti
Second try (first name only): Dirk Vincent
Third try (last name only): Hands Rider
They all sort of suck, but I guess I’ll be Hands Rider.
/Jacob
DVD + VHS
I think that’s it!
Let’s not forget the infamous
Jack Offerlot
Hhhmmm… let’s see… my favorite from the old NIGHTCOURT Dan Fielding character…
“Lance Goodthrust”
Harry Ballzonya