If you were a porn star

[67X]

Max Power

[Mr_Moose]

Rex Montana

[Digdis]

Butch Pounder

Wow. Need to find a butch now. Hope she ain’t no T-Vixen (lethal combination).

D.

[walk_on]

bambi hunter (and i am)

[KraigY]

KC Cummings!

[mb8780]

Roger Metropolis

[colt_severs]

Dick Trickle

[Dubs]

Brock Reeves

[system]

Kid Poker, WTF? Way too MJ for me.

If I enter my middle name, I get Harry Pounder, somewhat better.

[humanator]

Ram Upton

[humanator]

I also use the “twins”:

Hymen and Semen Wilde

[Harkonnen]

Wes Winters

[Halfback]

Hahahah Kid Poker.

[spiderman739]

King Reems.

[vroom]

Well, I’d always thought it would be Max Haaksman. However, Ron Stallion is what I get if I put in my name. Putting in Max Haaksman gave me Brett Surewood.

Maybe I’ll pick and choose for Max Surewood.

[loopfitt]

I was told by someone the way to figure out your porn name was to take the name of your first pet(for first name)and the name of the first street you lived on(for surname). Mine would thus be Brownie Stayner.

[txrenegade]

I would be Buck Naked

[BradTGIF]

Nice “Max Power” reference…!

Homer Simpson:

“You can’t cuddle with Max Power Marge! You just strap in and feel the G’s!”

[boondoc_holiday]

arion vincent per the web site.

palmer deersprings via the middle name + street formula.

tennessee tantalizer according to the neighbor girl…

[shipley]

Website says: Ron Coxx
Pet+mothers maiden name: Sambo Mullinix
Middlename and street name: Lee Green Ridge