Gunther Roma! WTF?
Free Willy
Salvadore Storm
Grant Vellhung
Superstar Junk Witherspoon
Phill Emup
Avoids Fags.
Joey Ballz, people actually call me that sometimes.
Grant Spectar. Sounds more like a soap opera star to me…
Derrick Stone
Don’t let the internet pick a name for you, use your middle name and then the street you live on. I’d be Michael Opuntia.
Rod Rambone…
Known as “Hung Well” in the Orient
My internet name is
-Brock Jammer
My pet-mothers maiden name would be
-Jack Hormel
My Middle name-street I grew up on would be
-Allen Treasurer.
I think of the three I’ll combine a couple and be
-Jack Jammer
“Lung Duk Dong”
KING JAMMER!!!
(!?!?!?!?!??)
wow.
Storm Longhorn
Brett Surewood – where the hell do they get the first names?
Gunter Moneyshot. Also, according to different formulas, Koko Thompson and Cairo Morgan.
If I were a chinese porno star, I’d be Hugh wang, wang long, or enormous genitals. lol, sorry, kentucky fried movie flash back.