^ am glad jon is back.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Home is where you hang your hat, right? I would hang my hat on Maschy’s 9" strap on that HT finally pulled out of print’s poor little ass. We have to have Edgy around playing in the living room with print so that he isn’t constantly humping everyone’s leg. He would have plenty of peanut butter. I think we’d have to have imhungry and Grneyes over (along with the score of cats cuz even nekkid cat guys are good people)
We’d have one hell of a gym in the basement too (with a strip pole, push, don’t worry) It would have a uni lift so that it could handle all the weight PMPM puts up. It could even have an Octagon so that all of our MMA step brothers can wear their tap out gear and we can clown on them from outside the ring! (we could also settle all disputes among the PWI crowd in the octagon, which I’m sure would bring about a new era of much needed civility and less name calling)
The Kitchen would be fully stocked by Dr. Berrardi himself and our weekly shopping spree would resemble an invasion of the local supermarket - Everything on the outer rim of the store would disappear. We would have a very long table so that we could eat together five times a day and and a line of blenders on the counter would ensure NO ONE would have to wait for a shake.
Polo would have a “DAYNJA ZONE” sign on the door to his room, KerlyQ would have his door closed all the time cuz he’s peeping through the secret hole in the wall to the T-Vixen’s shower, fap fap fapping away… as deb, SP, CB, RB, FM, Masch, rob29 and HT all take a group shower (John8pack, wol and LD often take advantage of the secret hole as well and try to keep the line outside of Kerley’s room from becoming too conspicuous) Rock only comes out after dark and I see him only after SickAbs, Cowboy and I come back from the club with a trail of barely legal hotties that we then distribute amongst the rest of the crew. Beans only gets to watch, cuz he’s married. Herc makes sure there are no trannies (and dives on the grenade if there is one)
Iron Dwarf decorated the place with cartoons all over the walls, and TC, Steely D, Bradtgif, and Sen say designed the ultimate MAN CAVE equipped with every instrument to jam with, pin up girl posters and a bear skin rug. BG determines WHO can enter the man cave.
There’s far too many of you to work into the story (and it’s after one and I gotta get up so I don’t have the time to) but I do appreciate all of you and the community we have here. It is certainly something else! LOL[/quote]
Very good.
I’m the one who walks around the house naked all day. BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND I CAN!
Me, V and Polo are going to the park to toss the frisbee, does anyone want to come along? We can throw the frisbee at hot girls and go over and talk to them! Who’s with me? Jon, are you gonna ever gonna leave the house? Put some shorts on and c’mon!
Sure i’ll come over, hold on a sec i gotta finish my workout.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Me, V and Polo are going to the park to toss the frisbee, does anyone want to come along? We can throw the frisbee at hot girls and go over and talk to them! Who’s with me? Jon, are you gonna ever gonna leave the house? Put some shorts on and c’mon![/quote]
me! hold on while i finish faping.
I guess I’d be the uncle that comes over with 300 slides or videos of boring stuff and tries to show everyone pictures of his dogs like they were kids. Maybe with that last part I’m an aunt instead. Oh God.
lol this is great!!
What’s up Fam?!? Boy whatta night of throwing the frisbee around in the strip club w/ V and AC … It started to get awesome when we started to play keep away with the strippers. Once they got ahold of the bee is when we played it to our advatage and let them keep “playing” with us. They were jumping up and down jiggling in all the right places while we “tripped” into their jiggly parts. I’ll have the stripper smell on me for days…nttawwt 
Weird thing was, as we were leaving we saw a face and hand print on the windown outside. It stragely looked vaguely like KerleyQ’s face … there was also a wet spot about 3 feet below the window … don’t know what that could’ve been.
[quote]robilyn29 wrote:
lol this is great!!
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Robilyn is my college professor and I sleep with her to get good grades…and because shes hot
[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:
I’m the one who walks around the house naked all day. BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND I CAN![/quote]
its funny cuz its not true.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
What’s up Fam?!? Boy whatta night of throwing the frisbee around in the strip club w/ V and AC … It started to get awesome when we started to play keep away with the strippers. Once they got ahold of the bee is when we played it to our advatage and let them keep “playing” with us. They were jumping up and down jiggling in all the right places while we “tripped” into their jiggly parts. I’ll have the stripper smell on me for days…nttawwt
Weird thing was, as we were leaving we saw a face and hand print on the windown outside. It stragely looked vaguely like KerleyQ’s face … there was also a wet spot about 3 feet below the window … don’t know what that could’ve been.[/quote]
Haha you noticed that too, Fucking Kerley, we need to really get him a heifer to go to town on. Polo & AC, You guys wanna get our cowboy boots and hats on and go cruise the 4H babes at the livestock auction? Come one I’ll bring the camel back and fill it with scotch, we can round up one of the fatties and bring her home all liquored up for the kerl man. I’m thinking once he gets his willy in a wet hole he will at least cut the fapping down a little. I mean if he keeps it to only in his room that would save us a LOT of awkward explainin when we go out in public with him in tow.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
What’s up Fam?!? Boy whatta night of throwing the frisbee around in the strip club w/ V and AC … It started to get awesome when we started to play keep away with the strippers. Once they got ahold of the bee is when we played it to our advatage and let them keep “playing” with us. They were jumping up and down jiggling in all the right places while we “tripped” into their jiggly parts. I’ll have the stripper smell on me for days…nttawwt
Weird thing was, as we were leaving we saw a face and hand print on the windown outside. It stragely looked vaguely like KerleyQ’s face … there was also a wet spot about 3 feet below the window … don’t know what that could’ve been.[/quote]
Haha you noticed that too, Fucking Kerley, we need to really get him a heifer to go to town on. Polo & AC, You guys wanna get our cowboy boots and hats on and go cruise the 4H babes at the livestock auction? Come one I’ll bring the camel back and fill it with scotch, we can round up one of the fatties and bring her home all liquored up for the kerl man. I’m thinking once he gets his willy in a wet hole he will at least cut the fapping down a little. I mean if he keeps it to only in his room that would save us a LOT of awkward explainin when we go out in public with him in tow.
V[/quote]
Count me in…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I don’t really like my family.[/quote]
Then you can be my long lost grumpy sister.
Only if I could post on SAMA from work I’d be able to state more opinions and pictures so you all could understand this Latino’s mentality.
^I got the ‘Grumpy old guy’ tag from V early on.
Probably true enough, though.
Grumpy, 'Cause AC’s got me playing with the horn-dog in the living room while Kerley is peeking into the T-Vix gang shower w/o me.
sucks…Hey print, grab that tennis ball, we’re going to play in the freeway!
I’m definitely the annoying little sister that follows you around and has her reality shattered when she spies on you getting nasty behind a tree with some stranger. That’s when I start acting out, wear red lipstick and get stuff pierced. Tragic.
Thanksgiving is gonna rock in this family!
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
I’m definitely the annoying little sister that follows you around and has her reality shattered when she spies on you getting nasty behind a tree with some stranger. That’s when I start acting out, wear red lipstick and get stuff pierced. Tragic.
Thanksgiving is gonna rock in this family![/quote]
Better guard your turkey with your life … that’s all I gotta say that and there ain’t gonna be leftovers
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
I’m definitely the annoying little sister that follows you around and has her reality shattered when she spies on you getting nasty behind a tree with some stranger. That’s when I start acting out, wear red lipstick and get stuff pierced. Tragic.
Thanksgiving is gonna rock in this family![/quote]
Better guard your turkey with your life … that’s all I gotta say that and there ain’t gonna be leftovers[/quote]
Don’t worry enough of our family hunts. We will have a couple of these bad boys lining our big dining room table.
V
^I’m jumping in, head first, to help out with the leftovers that is.