If T-Nation Was Your Family?

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
^ V CARD?[/quote]

Yeah, you need to lose yours too. Talk to Uncle Push.[/quote]

I see you moved. Hiding

[quote]Nate112 wrote:

[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:
If, “If”, hell, T-Nation is my family. Outside of here nobody is into bodybuilding and goal focused type. You guys are my family.[/quote]

Wooooww, way to get sentimental, geeesh.

T-Nation is too much like my actual family I grew up with 5 brothers and a mother from Cape Breton ( maritimers will know).[/quote]

No not exactly like that. I have 3 other siblings and then my parents but considering I don’t talk to any of them or do anything outside of work and the gym besides eat while browsing the web I’m just saying.

It was odd when I went away for awhile. I need this atmosphere.

[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
^ V CARD?[/quote]

Yeah, you need to lose yours too. Talk to Uncle Push.[/quote]

I see you moved. Hiding[/quote]

Nope. Actually going to PR in July.

Make sure the sun doesn’t damage your princess like skin.

I’m the paperboy. Everytime I deliver a paper I try and come in the house to hang out with the fam, because I never had a family of my own. You guys throw peanutbutter at me and sick the dog on me.

[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:
Make sure the sun doesn’t damage your princess like skin.[/quote]

I’m so pale I make vampires look dark. That’s the only way Ct. Rock has pulled off his “Blackula” thing.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:
Make sure the sun doesn’t damage your princess like skin.[/quote]

I’m so pale I make vampires look dark. That’s the only way Ct. Rock has pulled off his “Blackula” thing.[/quote]
Easier to find you in the dark.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:
Make sure the sun doesn’t damage your princess like skin.[/quote]

I’m so pale I make vampires look dark. That’s the only way Ct. Rock has pulled off his “Blackula” thing.[/quote]

I do not understand…what does this mean about everything I’ve ever known?

[quote]Kerley wrote:
Andrew is my poor cousin who wants everything i have.[/quote]
What? A level 4 equivalent of Biotest products? DAMN STRAIGHT!

I think I’d put Holy Mac as either the cool uncle or much older brother. TC Luoma as the guy across the street who shows you his old porno’s, lets you shoot his .22 in the back yard and tells you what to do to your gal at the prom. RBlue as either non-blood step sister or aunt :wink: …SickAbs is the child the parents neglected so we let him get away with his different enterprises (ahem ahem … jailbait.com).

^ your the wrong Andrew, but i prefer you to the other one!

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
And SickAbs is my brother. [/quote]

Fuck yea. I’m your older brother…I buy you alcohol and tell girls at my parties to fuck you. (they wanted to anyway though) :wink:

im the creeper down the street who watches the family through binoculars and will occasionally jump in and everyone’s like wtf? but its cool, cause someone throws me a beer and its all good.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
RBlue and myself are the family’s loners that show up every now and then to spend quality time with a selected family member…they then disappear forever.
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Shhhh!

You’ve already said too much. They’ll get suspicious. Then we’ll have to eat them all and I’ll get bloated. You know how I hate to get bloated.

^^ ahaha nice. I know that character well and those are some damn big binoculars and I’m the one who says wtf?

I would be the musclehead cousin who’s always got a protein drink in hand and or in the gym. Jon is my younger brother and we would be like the barbarian brothers of yesteryear.

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
I would be the musclehead cousin who’s always got a protein drink in hand and or in the gym. Jon is my younger brother and we would be like the barbarian brothers of yesteryear. [/quote]

Your avatar is that from a porno? Or what? And you got a link to it

[quote]flipHKD_6 wrote:
I’m the paperboy. Everytime I deliver a paper I try and come in the house to hang out with the fam, because I never had a family of my own. You guys throw peanutbutter at me and sick the dog on me. [/quote]

hummmmmmm get cho skinny ass over here!

Home is where you hang your hat, right? I would hang my hat on Maschy’s 9" strap on that HT finally pulled out of print’s poor little ass. We have to have Edgy around playing in the living room with print so that he isn’t constantly humping everyone’s leg. He would have plenty of peanut butter.

I think we’d have to have imhungry and Grneyes over (along with the score of cats cuz even nekkid cat guys are good people)

We’d have one hell of a gym in the basement too (with a strip pole, push, don’t worry) It would have a uni lift so that it could handle all the weight PMPM puts up. It could even have an Octagon so that all of our MMA step brothers can wear their tap out gear and we can clown on them from outside the ring! (we could also settle all disputes among the PWI crowd in the octagon, which I’m sure would bring about a new era of much needed civility and less name calling)

The Kitchen would be fully stocked by Dr. Berrardi himself and our weekly shopping spree would resemble an invasion of the local supermarket - Everything on the outer rim of the store would disappear. We would have a very long table so that we could eat together five times a day and and a line of blenders on the counter would ensure NO ONE would have to wait for a shake.

Polo would have a “DAYNJA ZONE” sign on the door to his room, KerlyQ would have his door closed all the time cuz he’s peeping through the secret hole in the wall to the T-Vixen’s shower, fap fap fapping away… as deb, SP, CB, RB, FM, Masch, rob29 and HT all take a group shower (John8pack, wol and LD often take advantage of the secret hole as well and try to keep the line outside of Kerley’s room from becoming too conspicuous) Rock only comes out after dark and I see him only after SickAbs, Cowboy and I come back from the club with a trail of barely legal hotties that we then distribute amongst the rest of the crew. Beans only gets to watch, cuz he’s married. Herc makes sure there are no trannies (and dives on the grenade if there is one)

Iron Dwarf decorated the place with cartoons all over the walls, and TC, Steely D, Bradtgif, and Sen say designed the ultimate MAN CAVE equipped with every instrument to jam with, pin up girl posters and a bear skin rug. BG determines WHO can enter the man cave.

There’s far too many of you to work into the story (and it’s after one and I gotta get up so I don’t have the time to) but I do appreciate all of you and the community we have here. It is certainly something else! LOL

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LMFAO awesome.