If I was a carpenter, I would play with my wood all day long
[quote]Its All U wrote:
If I was a carpenter, I would play with my wood all day long[/quote]
Soooo you’re a carpenter then, ay?
[quote]Gumpshmee wrote:
If I were a stingray I would find and bring Steve Irwin’s murderer to justice.[/quote]
lmao @ gumpshee, that was good
If I was on the beach, I’d be in a bikini right now.
(Ah, well. It’s nice to have a good relationship with my snow shovel.)
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Its All U wrote:
If I was a carpenter, I would play with my wood all day long
Soooo you’re a carpenter then, ay?
[/quote]
Haha, sales actually.
If I were an artist, I would draw porn
If I weren’t afraid of commitment I would write with pens.
If I was JFK I would have dodged the bullet matrix style.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
If I was thosebananas I would have kicked some ass.[/quote]
If i was in hospital I would be hateing myself right now.
If I was a women, I would want to be a man.
If I were fat I’d want a cheeseburger… actually I still want a cheeseburger
If I were a fighter I’d be calling fightingirish out.
If I was at home, I would be catching up on sleep
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
If I was sober, I would make sense when posting on the forums.[/quote]
I see you edited that post.
If I was more motivated, I would be doing work.
If I wasnt doing this right now I would be eating another seakitten sandwich.
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
If I was sober, I would make sense when posting on the forums.
I see you edited that post.
[/quote]
Yeah, I should have a lock on my computer to prevent me from posting stupid shit when I’ve had too much to drink.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
If I was sober, I would make sense when posting on the forums.
I see you edited that post.
Yeah, I should have a lock on my computer to prevent me from posting stupid shit when I’ve had too much to drink. ;)[/quote]
Unplug the router.
And throw the phone in the toilet.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
If I was sober, I would make sense when posting on the forums.
I see you edited that post.
Yeah, I should have a lock on my computer to prevent me from posting stupid shit when I’ve had too much to drink.
Unplug the router.
And throw the phone in the toilet.
[/quote]
What would throwing the phone in the toilet accomplish?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
If I was sober, I would make sense when posting on the forums.
I see you edited that post.
Yeah, I should have a lock on my computer to prevent me from posting stupid shit when I’ve had too much to drink.
Unplug the router.
And throw the phone in the toilet.
What would throwing the phone in the toilet accomplish?[/quote]
No drunken texts, calls, or emails!
If i were gay, pushmepullme’s comment still would have turned me on.
If i were in Texas, i would be a steer.
o shit!
i live in texas…