6 Word Stories

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The idea came from a bet made by Hemmingway that he could write a story in 6 words. I’ve been intrigued by these for a while now. The point is to write a short story that has a beginning, middle, and end, sets a tone, and uses only 6 words.

Hemmingway’s story:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

So, post your 6 word stories…

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I just slit her fucking throat.

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Jack Urboady joined, Jack was shot.

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One time I pooped my pants.

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This thread is just like another.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
This thread is just like another.[/quote]

Your story has already been written.

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I really really really like bacon.

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The world sucks, get over it.

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txting mks u dummr, dunt it?

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[quote]artw wrote:
I slit her fucking throat.[/quote]

This is not six words moron

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I decided to ask. I didn’t.

Is that cheating?

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was eating a lot, stopped; gained. - fixed it.

lotion was overrated until the rash.

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i love to go elite ballin

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Anatomy induced suicide. Fresh body donated.

(I’m getting to that point with this class!!)

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Kirby had never eaten toes before. -Kevin Smith

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.

  • Joss Whedon

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.

  • Margaret Atwood

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.

  • Frank Miller
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I fucked your moms ass, hard.

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[quote]bradden wrote:
I fucked your moms ass, hard.[/quote]

I think we have a winner

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Morticians are never lonely, people die.

Edited.

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Spit some game. Got her. Herpes.