[quote]KBCThird wrote:
[feverishly writing down notes] “if… threatened … by … wild animal … run screaming … and crying … like … a little … girl”
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Ha ha ha!
If you’ve got the voice for it, be my guest!
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
[feverishly writing down notes] “if… threatened … by … wild animal … run screaming … and crying … like … a little … girl”
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LOL
[quote]lixy wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
lixy wrote:
That was interesting. I walked into this thread not even knowing how to spell the name of that damn animal. Now I feel I know a little bit more about wild animals. Thanks.[/quote]
Next you’ll learn to edit your reply a little instead of quoting the entire thing just to add a little bit. Then you’ll be all grow’d up.
Just busting your balls a little
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
[feverishly writing down notes] “if… threatened … by … wild animal … run screaming … and crying … like … a little … girl”
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Record this with audio, and I’ll give you 10 bucks. I’ve always wanted to hear an adult male scream out of fear.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
[feverishly writing down notes] “if… threatened … by … wild animal … run screaming … and crying … like … a little … girl”
Record this with audio, and I’ll give you 10 bucks. I’ve always wanted to hear an adult male scream out of fear. [/quote]
Not quite a scream, but I think you’ll enjoy this:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
[feverishly writing down notes] “if… threatened … by … wild animal … run screaming … and crying … like … a little … girl”
Record this with audio, and I’ll give you 10 bucks. I’ve always wanted to hear an adult male scream out of fear. [/quote]
Worst fetish ever.
The body of evidence for Darwin’s Theory grows day by day it seems.
Looks like nature took care of itself there.
I’ll bet those parents had to clean up 2 pairs of loaded underwear that day. LOL
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Defekt wrote:
What a little pussy, I would’ve gutted it with my bare hands. This kid “wah im only five and its 20x my size wah” man up kid.
LOL.
There should have also been nunchucks involved.[/quote]
HA ha!
Lets wait for the “Massive Bruce Lee would have taken him” replys
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Animals are stupid, they don’t do anything for any reason. They run on stupid. If they hurt you, which they will, it doesn’t need to be for any reason because they are stupid as fuck.[/quote]
thats not true. animals do everything for a reason. their 2 primary goals are:
make babies
and
survive as long as possible to make as many babies as possible
if you go up to an animal that isn’t domesticated it will probably think your trying to eat it, feel threatened and bolt or attack you
im a student of animal biology and have done alot of behaviour work. most mamals are alot more intelligent than you give em credit for. nothing compared to humans(…well some humans) but still intelligent
LOL that deer attack was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. If he was thinking on his feet he would have grabed its boxing legs, kicked its feet out from under it, mounted it and expressed the most natural form of dominance over it, prison-style.
If those kids get killed by the moose, i mean seriously, who is dumb enough to want to get anywhere near a moose. They will fucking smash you for shits and giggles, and if you dont know that, well they could and if you dont realize they could, you are a stupid motherfucker and its better off that you dont reproduce. It would be ok to get near one after you shot it and it bled out or something but that is about it.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Record this with audio, and I’ll give you 10 bucks. I’ve always wanted to hear an adult male scream out of fear. [/quote]
In college, I threw some scrambled eggs at the head of one of my roomates, and unbeknownst to him, some of the egg got stuck in his ear.
About 15 minutes later, I hear a blood curdling scream of terror, and looked over to see him jumping around and feverishly swatting at his ear.
Apparently, the egg in his ear had loosened up, and he thought it was some sort of grub/insect that had crawled into his ear canal.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life.
[quote]Scrotus wrote:
f he was thinking on his feet he would have grabed its boxing legs, kicked its feet out from under it, mounted it and expressed the most natural form of dominance over it, prison-style.[/quote]
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