Idiot and His Motorcycle

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
it looked like she wanted him.

Ha I can say your “she want’s me” RADAR is completely broken.[/quote]

His gaydar is usually pretty spot on, though.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
it looked like she wanted him.

Ha I can say your “she want’s me” RADAR is completely broken.

His gaydar is usually pretty spot on, though.[/quote]

Damn, did he call you a fag or something earlier?

jk broski :wink:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
elano wrote:
Who would wear that shit to court anyways? He has MACHINE tatted on his stomach LOL

You can tell he lives on his bike and women do go out of their way to get your attention if you look decent while riding one. As much as they might deny it openly, it’s a guarantee that even though he isn’t that big, he is used to getting attention because of his body and his bike.

He forgot to step back into reality once he got off it.

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I’m not denying that women love bikers. I was pointing out that he wore a white tee, blue jeans, and a bandanna into a court room to fight a ticket.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
it looked like she wanted him.

Ha I can say your “she want’s me” RADAR is completely broken.

His gaydar is usually pretty spot on, though.[/quote]

it must be malfunctioning or i woulda picked up on you sooner, sweetcheeks.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i wouldve been flirting with her too

Heh. Not surprising, what with you being so manly and all.
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yeah the only guys who flirt are the ones who wrestle gorillas and drown sharks.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
it looked like she wanted him.

Ha I can say your “she want’s me” RADAR is completely broken.[/quote]

i can say your “spellcheck’s” is broken, UH!

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
that judge is fucking hot. i wouldve been flirting with her too and it looked like she wanted him.

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Smiling and laughing is also a response to encountering someone ridiculously out of touch with reality. Because it’s funny. Which is why everyone is laughing at this video.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
Professor X wrote:

There are two kinds of cops, those who understand this…and those who act like they are on a mission to give tickets to every guy on a bike.

Cops have quotas, unfortunately.

I know, but when you have them basically stalk you down long streets just so they can pull you over, it makes you not want to ride in the first place.

If you have a sportsbike, you have no doubt run into the same teenager in a sports car who acts like he is trying to run you down. Going the speed limit in all of those instances is simply a great way to die.[/quote]

I would be interested in hearing more about perceptions and aggravations that you encounter, and also if those differ from sport bike riders vs. cruisers/classics.

[quote]sluicy wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
that judge is fucking hot. i wouldve been flirting with her too and it looked like she wanted him.

Smiling and laughing is also a response to encountering someone ridiculously out of touch with reality. Because it’s funny. Which is why everyone is laughing at this video.[/quote]

they were laughing because he was humorous. she was laughing cause she thought he was funny. the reality of the situation is that shes a tv show how serious is any case that even gets brought to her - not very.

if he was truly out of touch with reality like a schizophrenic i dont think she would be laughing. a retarded person is out of touch with reality. would you laugh at a retarded person for being so?

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
sluicy wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
that judge is fucking hot. i wouldve been flirting with her too and it looked like she wanted him.

Smiling and laughing is also a response to encountering someone ridiculously out of touch with reality. Because it’s funny. Which is why everyone is laughing at this video.

they were laughing because he was humorous. she was laughing cause she thought he was funny. [/quote]

He’s funny because he’s a narcissistic idiot. There are many ways to amuse others, my boy, and most are not flattering.

i still think she woulda banged em

[quote]sluicy wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
sluicy wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
that judge is fucking hot. i wouldve been flirting with her too and it looked like she wanted him.

Smiling and laughing is also a response to encountering someone ridiculously out of touch with reality. Because it’s funny. Which is why everyone is laughing at this video.

they were laughing because he was humorous. she was laughing cause she thought he was funny.

He’s funny because he’s a narcissistic idiot. There are many ways to be amuse others, my boy, and most are not flattering. [/quote]

Yeah he is a narcissistic idiot. Thinks he is the man. I love it when old people think they are still cool (when their not).

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i still think she woulda banged em[/quote]

Your not the only one, I saw that look she gave him a couple of times. She was just playin hard to get thats all.

[quote]elano wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i still think she woulda banged em

Your not the only one, I saw that look she gave him a couple of times. She was just playin hard to get thats all.[/quote]

thank god im not the only one who isnt completely oblivious to body language.

Why does the cop say “he dropped his keys on the ground, I think hes been stopped a few times”.

[quote]ready wrote:
Why does the cop say “he dropped his keys on the ground, I think hes been stopped a few times”.

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because the guy did the whole routine that a cop usually tells you to do before the cop said anything.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
ready wrote:
Why does the cop say “he dropped his keys on the ground, I think hes been stopped a few times”.

because the guy did the whole routine that a cop usually tells you to do before the cop said anything.[/quote]

oh.

I’ve never had that happen when I’ve been pulled over, but now that I think of it, I’m sure I’ve seen it happen on “Cops” a few hundred times.

the retard probably hasn’t seen what happens to human flesh after it makes contact with pavement at those kinds of speeds. those nice tattoos would be an ugly mess of blood and gore. i ride a cbr600rr and i watch those horrible crash videos on youtube once and awhile to keep myself in check. i love my bike and i love the twisties but i always wear gear and ride for the conditions. you will never catch me doing crazy speeds on city streets where a dork in an suv is likely to pull out and kill me.

also im pretty sure that guy rides a busa. i personally think those bikes are generally ridden by giant douche bags but there are exceptions so dont be offended if you aren’t a giant douche bag who rides one. if you are a massive muscle bound hulking beast i guess you dont really have an option but to ride a giant bike.

i agree with you. but its never going to happen. maybe in california. there is a 400 km stretch of highway i regularly traverse when im coming home from school with a posted limit of 110 kph most of the way. it could easily and safely be done in higher end cars and sport bikes at speeds of at least 200kph+, ive ridden it at 250kph on weekdays when it is empty and its a breeze, but a. only in the summertime, and b. when there are very few cars on the road.

its way too dangerous to do it all the time because no other cars are expecting a sportbike to pass them at double their speed, plus it has so many straight stretches that you basically ruin a rear tire everytime you make the trip. they were talking about removing the speed limit on the highway a la autobahn a few years ago but i guess they make too much money handing out tickets. im gonna start taking the longer and twistier way around anyways because i dont like wearing my stickies down the center.

[quote]ready wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
ready wrote:
Why does the cop say “he dropped his keys on the ground, I think hes been stopped a few times”.

because the guy did the whole routine that a cop usually tells you to do before the cop said anything.

oh.

I’ve never had that happen when I’ve been pulled over, but now that I think of it, I’m sure I’ve seen it happen on “Cops” a few hundred times.[/quote]

They only do it if they think you are about to run…like if they catch you after you tried to get away. I know a couple of guys who will simply run from the cops. Unless a helicopter is in the air, it isn’t like the cop can keep up if the rider knows the area well.

I am not condoning that action, but it does happen.