Idiot and His Motorcycle

couldn’t think of a clever title.

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/15073/Wipe-Out/#show

pretty funny

Asshole on two wheels.

I’m so glad I watched that whole thing, I almost turned it off after the little turd pulled his shirt up. What a D bag.

ha ha, the ending was worth it.

What does a motorcycle and hemorrhoids have in common. Every asshole eventually has one :wink:

lol, he got owned

I think that is my Dad…

I thought that whole episode was funny!

“They say I’m one bad dude.”
“Well the girls say I’m one cute dude.”
“I was facing a car full of lions sharpening their claws. I had to leave the scene.”
“Let me show you what I’m work with.”
“I would like to Arm Wrestle the cop.”

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
ha ha, the ending was worth it.[/quote]

Hahaha, agreed.

What a douchebag.

Well, 10-15 mph over the speed limit on a bike should be allowed by law in my opinion. Cars barely notice motorcycle riders and there have been MANY instances where if I didn’t speed up and pass someone, I would have been erased from this existence had I tried to simply go the speed limit.

I have had people act as if they are trying to run me over.

There are two kinds of cops, those who understand this…and those who act like they are on a mission to give tickets to every guy on a bike.

With that said, this guy is a dumbass. I won’t even harp on the end of that segment because he did enough damage in the court room.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

There are two kinds of cops, those who understand this…and those who act like they are on a mission to give tickets to every guy on a bike.
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Cops have quotas, unfortunately.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Professor X wrote:

There are two kinds of cops, those who understand this…and those who act like they are on a mission to give tickets to every guy on a bike.

Cops have quotas, unfortunately.[/quote]

I know, but when you have them basically stalk you down long streets just so they can pull you over, it makes you not want to ride in the first place.

If you have a sportsbike, you have no doubt run into the same teenager in a sports car who acts like he is trying to run you down. Going the speed limit in all of those instances is simply a great way to die.

Haha, that last scene, whoooo!!! What a douche trying to hot rod in front of the court house. He said some funny stuff though.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
Professor X wrote:

There are two kinds of cops, those who understand this…and those who act like they are on a mission to give tickets to every guy on a bike.

Cops have quotas, unfortunately.

I know, but when you have them basically stalk you down long streets just so they can pull you over, it makes you not want to ride in the first place.

[/quote]

Yeah, it’s basically just another tax.

Loved it when he wiped out

that judge is fucking hot. i wouldve been flirting with her too and it looked like she wanted him.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i wouldve been flirting with her too
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Heh. Not surprising, what with you being so manly and all.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
that judge is fucking hot. i wouldve been flirting with her too and it looked like she wanted absolutely nothing to do him.

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Fixed that for you.

Who would wear that shit to court anyways? He has MACHINE tatted on his stomach LOL

[quote]elano wrote:
Who would wear that shit to court anyways? He has MACHINE tatted on his stomach LOL[/quote]

You can tell he lives on his bike and women do go out of their way to get your attention if you look decent while riding one. As much as they might deny it openly, it’s a guarantee that even though he isn’t that big, he is used to getting attention because of his body and his bike.

He forgot to step back into reality once he got off it.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
it looked like she wanted him.

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Ha I can say your “she want’s me” RADAR is completely broken.